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sensualplayfulpet: 1duckfacekilla: I’m gonna go make a sandwich. “Would you like one?” Never mind, you’re busy. You are not allowed to cum while I’m gone. I can see & hear you from the kitchen so do not think you can fool me. Do not cum
ughbenedict: no one fooled me today because my life is already a joke
bakingcheesebuns-blog: Cinna has turned me into a mockingjay.
alexgaskarthandjackbarakat: wepiercethesirensworld: hELP How happy Jack looks when he realizes what he’s doing omg his smile hurts me
diamondlife11: me
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The
rgr-pop: lucas is mad at me for having an intimate relationship with another cat
lill-ac: maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
darksigyn: mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me
Being on tumblr for so long gave me this weird and awkward sense of humor that really no one gets.
sawsbuckcoffee: dont fucking sass me youtube
vvebkinz: a boy that won’t watch disney movies with me is a not a boy that i need in my life
vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong
meggitymeg: sectumseverus19: p0king-sm0t: dolly-kitten: SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out. Washin’ mah goat, washin’ mah goat WASHIN’
thesecretworldofarrietty: i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD she told me it wasn’t funny
tom-sits-like-a-whore: reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
diam0nd-life11: fuck me
flaawed: stuphid: beachteens: this makes me happy aw so cute
sluttyoliveoil: DONT CALL ME “SILLY” OR “CUTIE” OR I WILL SMILE AND BLUSH SO HARD MY FACE WILL CATCH ON FIRE DO U WANT THAT
jennyfromthesock: when someone sends me nudes
disloyals: overnight-shipping: vorpalsuicide: average-arcana: final-love: wow This made me cry I don’t knkw what to do Fuck. This. Thank you. I feel free. Some people honestly need this and I hope they find it. /:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: m-yley: My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com
rebelsanchez: Ahs coven got me like….
tensioned: tensioned: someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me or we could just have sex i mean hey im down for anything
youthfolly: following back all! message me if i’ve missed you <3
absorbexhale: Me most of the time honestly.
furything: my sister got me this really cool moon ring from a store called Earth Magic
dumbosandcaterpillars: fressamour: chazzthejazz: hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: maggiekealy: Are you fucking kidding me. I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU- i quit There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust
cumfort: Me talking to cute guys
bgc-land: Me during a math test.
exceptance: Mornings in New York… this is what its like for me haha
sleepingwiththekings: angelfrommynightmaress: April 3, 2013. The day I met Jenna McDougall. I went to the concert, and she came on. I was singing breaking and entering with her, and reached up for her hand. She GRABBED it and locked eyes with me for
thosefreshguys: Thosefreshguys: Taken By Me. Sunset In Ramona, California.
#HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME OH GOD WHAT DO I DO
shaynnee: The fact that I don’t have one person I like enough to text and say “Hey let’s get pizza and make out” greatly disappoints me.
diam0nd-life11: me
neondiick: morphine-and-cigarettes: sad black and white blog, I follow back similar I want to say this to anyone who fucking says they miss me.
asliceofjuly: me at a job interview
aworldfullofwinchesters: this is me
illuminati-hottie: yourhippielove: Fox sleeping in a graveyard. Makes me wonder about reincarnation this is seriously so beautiful
vanillish: cute boy: *drops something* me: i’ll get that for you
andrea-iv: Jackie is me. I am Jackie.
sandandglass: Me when I’m trying to give support or advice.
f-u-c-k-e-rr: hopelesssixx66: this is me EVERYFUCKINGDAY .
exhistur: I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
youvebeen-loki-d: youvebeen-loki-d: valentines day is coming up soon so you better come clean about your love for me dont all confess your love at once
babylizard: repeat after me there’s nothing “slutty” or inherently wrong about posting nudes for attention wanting attention is okay being proud of your body is a beautiful thing let’s stop perpetuating the idea that being open with your body/sexuality
princesslibrarian: you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
marinashutup: my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.
sanderlust: my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
diam0nd-life11: kissuhble: click HERE for tons of love on your dash <3 dsagfdjvfkj oh my god this warms my heart! marriage proposals get me every time♥
illkim: Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings Me:
unclefather: i think my parents would yell at me if i died
distraction: me
meladoodle: forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
karkats-screaming-tentadick: hippopotthefuckingllamas: So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe…. onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out
ios-7: tumblr are only deleting blogs that aren’t following me so tell all ur friends
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