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meladoodle: my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
h3adphonez: it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin
“It scares me to death to think that one day I might look back into my life and realize that I lived it painfully ordinary.”
jager-bombasticc: baimbaie: captainspensaurus: the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from. I feel old… very old This book has been in print
beyoncebeytwice: i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
um, like a few million of you still aren’t following me? ? lol weird
urinatings: if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
knightscrest: if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
inbox: call or txt me lol (: 911
pepprstark: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the
belleandwhistle: breyanarae: elegantlytasteless: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me. oh my god.
hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
meatmodel: wanna come over and watch me blog
thegrimemaiden: me
swarley-daggers: THIS WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME CRY FRICK
crystallized-teardrops: nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap
witchcraftand-wizardry: i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
caseyanthonyofficial: My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants
imacuntasaurous: to-this-day: I fucking love you, so I definitely care. Please message me or something because I’m always here for you, beautiful sad blog ☹
dragondicks: me on my way to deliver a kiss to u
wreckedblogger: Im following back everyone, message me if i forgot you
breadsigh: please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
bynce: Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes” Me:
snorlaxatives: he followed me i’m laughing so hard
uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS. i’d have 6 free donuts. I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
didihearthereadyset: So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered “It’s called a vagina.”
nahshaw-deactivated20141008: Get To Know Me Meme - 1/5 favorite movies. ↳ We’re the Millers
diamoncls: i woke up to these messages my best friend sent me
ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
kaeandlucy: tuggysaurusrex: finally a bandaid product for me
exhistur: I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
fasterfood: people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone
y0urebeautiful: i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee
therealhamster: anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
ghore: I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
orangewave: there are two types of people in this world people i can trust to help me hide a body people who are the body
condom: don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
reallylameblog: trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
born-t0-lose: A Day To Remember - Have Faith In Me
stabs: why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
jonbloom: eunnieboo: yeah Me.
fitzgeraldthefourth: fitzgeraldthefourth: omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday lmao I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS WE HAVE A UNIFORM
hydrogne: my tongue is so cold let me put it in ur mouth
asgardreid: thestormscrolls: ok so this just hit me humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water. so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil? Either demons aren’t
mebejce: me in Spanish class
armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
joshpeckofficial: i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this dear 2010 me the future is now
troiastings: “[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram
“You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”
joshpeckofficiall: joshpeckofficiall: macklemuffin: QUICK WHICH ONE DO I REBLOG FROM SOMEONE HELP reblog it from me
acidic-child: kiss-me-vampire: ☠ Grunge Blog†♡
nosdrinker: i need someone to obsess over me
koalatea: me accepting compliments “omg thank you” “aw thank you” “omg ily” “ily omg” “aw thank you omg ily”
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