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westleyy: i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
vagaboninheels: school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup
teentide: buy me food and laugh at my jokes and i’ll love you forever
ohyeselifresh: jackadorian: My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie. lmfaoooooo
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
gay8: if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
unclefather: anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
souljannoying: one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
tayelchapo: sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit: awwww-cute: The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch Nooo let the dog get on the damn couch she just wants to be close to you she loves you
bunnyhoodlum: *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* “no christmas is coming”
lovers-can-relate: unimportant: ”They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh but every time she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.” I love this movie so much this is a beautiful post
futuristic-viking: fuckeveryonebuymeavw: epicallyfunny: Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers I love these Someone get me the shark. ;_;
beerito: are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
thetolkiengeek: spoopying: “man this essay is taking forever” That made me laugh harder than it should
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
hi: NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK
suspend: im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”
stability: excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen
teacrafted: “You can’t eat all that!” fuckin watch me.
asian: me: I got shot 4 times school nurse: lmao just put ice on it
wet-chrome: I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
suplush: ouch-rightinthefandom: ccaseycakes: uhhhhrachel: onethickchick: apr3tty1itt13chubbything: mama-shoulda-named-me-whiskey: if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong ….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my
know-your-body: quaintrelle-dusts: emilysachs: This is not me. This is a story from someone I know from middle school and her post is not receiving the most positive response on Facebook. It deserves to be shared and this treatment acknowledged for
yourfavouritecharacter-isdead: please don’t unfollow me here have a snickers you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry
marvelousdreamer: These double standards are driving me crazy!
wickedwitching: ✞He Used To Call Me Poison, Like I Was Poison Ivy✞
suspend: me everyday:
kaliforhnia: Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
popularboyfriend: guy: *slides you ฤ* pls stop ignoring me hey look a ฤ bill
laughparty: if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
blakejp: she did not friendzone me she just saved our relationship as a draft
neverflawless-alwaysfearless: Somebody pinch me, I think I’m dreaming..
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vangoghsdaughter: quidditching: Let me bring you a thing back blond= male blonde=female brunet=male or female brunette=female fiancé=male fiancée=female Good day. I did not know this. things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
spidermxn: Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
urawkwardxx: silly me.
momseh: **DO NOT DELETE THE TEXT** ————————————————————- me, Alaska and Effy decided to make giveaway because wanted to gain followers. here are some things that we don’t use: Nirvana album- In utero Nirvana
johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
urbanclictionary: thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell
awkwardvagina: if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
