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paternal-instinct: “The less clothes, the more fish,” Dad told me when I asked why he was stripping, “they can sense it, and the more naked we are, the more we’re alike with the fish.” I didn’t really see how that made sense,
thenolaexchange: His dad was proud that Barry made the team, he just wasn’t sure why the coach let him on.
sturmpony: jthages: wizcoylifa: gazeklor: My Locker in school ;D jesus christ Dad: and son, this is why you get bullied at school I’m fucking crying.
riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young
mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: im gonna raid my moms make up and make myself look pretty. “mom, i need your eyeliner. dont ask why.” i feel like a princess. MY DAD JUST WALKED IN.
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
leadhooves: bug-dad: cutiebum: as-warm-as-choco: Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it. >_< AHHH ;~;
spankjonze:im watching mad men and my dad asked me why i was laughing at this shot
itsdeepforhappypeople: profoak: THIS IS SO CUTE WHY sUPER SUPPORTIVE ANIME DAD
snowylynxx: snowylynxx: snowylynxx: my conservative pro-life sexist racist dad: why would you give your TAX MONEY to the GOVERNMENT to pay for OTHER PEOPLE’S NECESSITIES when you can be a greedy asshole and spend it on useless shit nobody needs
frankpanioncube: olivesawl: If you’re the kind of person who would do that, you never become Bezos in the first place. My Dad owned a business my whole life. It was profitable, but it didn’t expand. I ask him once why he never grew it, and he said
cum-vaper: rad-ghost-dad: datarep: Name for Hamburger by U.S County yo east half of america why you got so many counties Gerrymandering
akhilles-official: Why does the dad know what an onlyfans is. xandrachantal: herdjewsis: this shit so funny lmaoooo onsighthoe: fatherharlot: chicposting:
crtter:crtter:crtter:crtter:My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in EnglishIt goes something like thisQ: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?A: Because the British are missing the queen and the
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
mystr8friend: butchlvr53: “How’s it look, Dad? Okay?”“Very okay, Sean….very, very okay….”“Oh. good. So why is it always aching…like I need something put in it or whatever?”“I dunno son. Hmmmm. How’s that feel?”“Is
pdssuffererloki:allo-mishamigos:5soscarousel:ohshitdanisonfire:ohshitdanisonfire:i grew up really unimpressed by the grammys because my dad won one and it was always just there sitting on the piano and i was like ‘why are ppl so hyped up about this
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]that awkward moment when a child understands the harm
riley-coyote:officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young
antidarkheart: I told my Dad we should all go swimming since it’s 98F out. He said people who don’t have jobs can’t go swimming. THIS is why I’m no longer the happy, positive person I use to be. Every single day I am ridiculed. No exaggeration,
lilcochina: tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that
tvscripts: mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands
themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that
dealanexmachina: constant-instigator: I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there. But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would
gaysupersoldiers: I do not understand why Bruce keeps up the playboy persona when he could obviously get away with the total Dad persona they’d be like, “do you think Bruce Wayne is Batman” and literally 17 people at once start talking about how
incognitobliss: ryantherabbit: ruinedchildhood: Incredibles 2 (2018) Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1 Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace
bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
laurdlannister-kingslayer: ohnahchill: fukkce: I just wanna know who raised y'all?? Mine is still when niggas said “maybe the baby has bad vibes.. That’s why the dad isn’t around” Nothing on the internet has topped this yet. For me. that
corporationkills:my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.
grawly: centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
olivesawl: If you’re the kind of person who would do that, you never become Bezos in the first place. My Dad owned a business my whole life. It was profitable, but it didn’t expand. I ask him once why he never grew it, and he said it’s nearly impossible
crtter:crtter:crtter:My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in EnglishIt goes something like thisQ: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans
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thenorthfarce: yetikid: i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project [dont delete my caption] why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold
maleholeformale8: southerncountryboy69: daddys-little-faggot: Daddy says my pussy is tighter than Mommy’s and that’s why he just can’t get enough of my “sweet little cunny” Exactly what my step dad said to me the first time he fucked me
niftynudeguys: I think I’m beginning to understand why they call your dad the “destroyer”.
sithgirl13: “the gems are all girls because they look like girls!!!”“i don’t get why anyone could like greg, he’s just a deadbeat dad!!!”“rose was only big because she was pregnant, besides i can draw her skinny if i want!!!”“ruby and
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