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iguanamouth:why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
loopityboop: lemememeringue: gabriellegibby: deathdaydream: owlistic: theglowpt2: oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook why did this post make me realize there are no female
rayshippouuchiha: another point on why the entire “Rey’s dad was a Palpatine clone” thing is so stupid:TROS tried to play that Palpatine was so intent on Rey because she was like genetically predisposed to the Dark Side since she was his granddaughter
0hsoweet: Im bored dad.. why are we here in this hotel anyway?
iguanamouth: why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
flewor: flewor: hello sir my dad asked me why im smiling at my phone and i had to show him this
smoking-crack-with-satan: iarmaniblanco: Why does this picture look like Obama is Pharrell’s dad seeing him off for his Junior Prom? is he not???
faintlyfreckled: little-howie-lovecraft: awkwardrabbit: Idk why I laughed but omg SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
cyberqueer: enemaroberts: um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this
gookgod: Dad why do you run with your hands behind your back during November? Son its a tradition… A tradition called the ninja way… *single tear falls* you wouldn’t understand
assholecliffxrd:my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
janemba: I asked my niece why she loves minions bc her dad bought her a minion toy and she got very calm and said “because I have to” and it was so frightening I think actual brainwashing is involved here
princesssilverglow: abcleverun: I don’t understand why everyone thinks the Gems raised Steven. He seems very new to certain concepts, like regeneration and their actual age. He also mentioned that his dad made him an outfit for his birthday every
How do I submit a possible answer to a question? Maybe you could add it, it’s the third question down asking why Steven is living with the gems as opposed to with his father.Anyway; I assumed that his dad let the gems hold Steven because they would
heh, I was rewatching part of the episode where it had some parts of the Dad Museum track playing in the background and my dogs started bouncing around and getting really excited and I didn’t know why. But now I’m thinking its probably because
Other summaries of Summer of Steven episodes according the the program guide in my Canadian HD-PVR
It looks like iTunes is leaving “Hit the Diamond” as a solo episode and grouping “Steven Floats” and “Drop Beat Dad” together which… is odd and I don’t know why they did that or what this means for the
daddysbottom: And you wonder why I went through puberty with a perpetual hard-on during the summer. Whenever I helped dad on the farm, I couldn’t help admiring his body. He often took off his shirt when it got really hot while we’re working at the
marriedjock8: Does that feel good, son?Mmmm, yeah dad. Why does that feel so good?You were made special champ. Not every boy feels that. It means you have a pussy back here.
lovelostboy: Mom never understood why it took Dad and I so long to get ready for church
actionbuddy: “Today, after school, my dad had a talk with me… He told me that I can’t just walk-in on him in his bedroom, in the mornings, anymore, now that mom has left us… I think I understand why, now.”
89ian: asianten: When you’re dad is on a “business trip,” this is what he is doing after a “long day” of meetings. 😇 Daddy is such a hard worker. I’m not sure why I find this very amusing. A plus size dude fucking a pretty chic.
youre-a-ghost-love: tuesdays-we-wear-trenchcoats: itsajensenthing: allesandraq: casexuality: mishasminions: aneswinchester: #I LOVE WHEN DEAN IS SAM’S DAD ACTUALLY, DEAN IS SAM’S MOMMY perfectly dysfunctional family It also shows why Sam
iamreallyangry: ohboyitsamegaman: assgod: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. white people are all the same why did this have to become a white people thing You log onto tumblr dot com and read
riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young
deansass: tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch: Look, I never had what you had with mom and dad, okay? why
dixiegent: pantryraids: why do dads sneeze so loud To assert dominance over lesser sneezers
so-smoke-em-if-you-got-em: My dad said that Supernatural was unrealistic because Sam and Dean (mostly Dean) have the demeanor and personalities of people who curse a lot. This is why we need a movie. Or more episodes like this.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that awkward moment when a child understands the
hunkville: “Dad just doesn’t get why I’d want to go over to your dorm and spend so much time with you. And mom doesn’t either. They both think you’ve brought me in contact with a girl. They just keep quizzing me about it all the time. They’re
blackwallywest: #when your dad sends you to your room#over something you didn’t even do#and on the way up the stairs#you question why you moved in#when weird shit always goes down here#and you never get answers to the questions you ask
taboo-mom-son: I wonder if dad ever had a clue why it always took mom so long to get me up for school..
bustysister: “Knock knock, little brother. Mom and Dad just left, so why are your pants still on?” *Don’t forget to vote on the concept for my next erotic story! http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/mqyrby/caption-for-story*
turntechshadekid: goddamn-tea: so I got an email today with just this picture and the caption “yolo” dad stole my shades and is apparently wearing them at work and apparently knows what yolo is h e l p why is this making rounds again guys its
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that awkward moment when a child
themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that
sithgirl13: “the gems are all girls because they look like girls!!!”“i don’t get why anyone could like greg, he’s just a deadbeat dad!!!”“rose was only big because she was pregnant, besides i can draw her skinny if i want!!!”“ruby and
itsdeepforhappypeople: profoak: THIS IS SO CUTE WHY sUPER SUPPORTIVE ANIME DAD
bustysister: “Don’t lie to me! I can tell you’re hard through your jeans. I catch you staring at my tits all the time, but why is it that whenever I put on a naughty outfit for you when Mom and Dad are out, you suddenly lose interest? Don’t
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
themadfangirl: kieradoe:whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:this-isakindness:Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]that awkward
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…
thenorthfarce: yetikid: i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project [dont delete my caption] why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold
can-town-mayor: iguanamouth: cats tho my dad doesn’t understand why i dont just shove her off. He doesn’t understand
roberre: snowelsaofarendelle: She always turned to her dad. ARGH LET ME TELL YOU A THING. I saw this little article about “10 Reasons Why Frozen is the most modern disney movie” or something blahblahblah, and reason number one was that Elsa’s
nerdisma-deactivated20171202: “To hear you somehow makes me as merry as if the story was already written. But you’ve left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the stouthearted. ‘I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn’t they put in
jackwynand: daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with
jackwynand:daddy issues = not funnybeing traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funnygetting scared of men raising their voices = not funnyliving your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with no
incognitobliss: ryantherabbit: ruinedchildhood: Incredibles 2 (2018) Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1 Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace