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justbareback: sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: My dad coaches me on how to suck his dickHe tells me why he made me. I’m for fucking. Nothing elseI know I need to serve him. Or he’ll end me like he did my brotherSo I do as I say. I suck his dirty old
benedictatorship: painlock: doctordetectivedeanman: sweettasteofbitter: #hot dad jokes its sad because he used to be a dad don’t WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
cut4him: Texted my dad after a buddy of mine told me to watch “The REAL reason you’re circumcised” online. I was pissed. ‘WHY THE FUCK DID U CIRCUMCISE ME?’ I texted. No response.I get home and dad’s on the couch, drunk as fuck and bare
biggestboobguns: Your dad’s new girlfriend had invited you over for some one-on-one time so you could get to know each other. Your dad had only shown you pictures of her face and you could understand why he was attracted to her. What you didn’t
mcdolands: Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
mvtk42: faerill: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped
nomoremissnicebi: My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him
goatings: mcdolands: Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad: no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
rupindre: foreveralone-lyguy: rupindre: My dad has 84 pairs of socks why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mikkeneko: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps
insatiableslutboy: Of all the cocks I’ve taken Dad’s is still my favorite. I wish to get pregnant from his potent seed. That’s why I always plead for Dad to cum inside me. I try to keep his loads in me as long as possible for the breeding to take.
oh-libertine: My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked
swa-gay: when i was younger i was really emotionally attached to my tamagotchi, and i refused to go to school without them, so my 43 year old dad had to learn the ropes and he took them to work and cared for them and thats why i love my dad
ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD HE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION I JUST TALKED
mixedlatinxs: One reason I hate why Latinas are fetishized is that I can’t even call my own dad “Papi” without other people thinking it’s weird. Like I call my parents Mami and Papi, since it just means mom and dad in Spanish. Sorry that you’re
mikkeneko: torn-by-dreams: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over
daco-broman: otherwindow: otherwindow: why are hillbilly characters always Gruff Overprotective Dad with Three Hot Daughters and never Gruff Overprotective Mom with Three Hot Sons or at the very least Hot Hillbilly Single Dad with Three Overprotective
mikkeneko: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand… Shoulda said, “Dad you ain’t never had dee’s nuts?”
erensjaegerbombs: If you’re crying for no reason, why not have your dad check it over? No way! I can’t tell my dad about it.
fallingivy: At the daycare we have a kid with two sisters from different dads. One of the other kids asked why this girl’s sister has a different last name from her, and I explained that she has a different dad, so they have different last names. That
yosivan: partybarackisinthehousetonight: hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling hi glued to the ceiling. i’m dad.
bloodsangsangre: storywhisper: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon,
shantelmacphail1: dothistomygf: My GF and I mentioned to my buddy our fantasy, then this happend I don’t know why my boyfriend wanted to watch my dad fuck me, but either my dad or boyfriend are buying me a new dress-tammy
taboo-mom-son: Dad wondered why it took the contractor almost 2 weeks to finish a small job at the house.. I found this on one of my hidden cams but I don’t think I should tell dad about the side plumbing work he did..
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: “I dunno why I’m hard boy, but you might as well come over here and suck it,” uncle Jack told me. “You’re dad’s not back all day”
sixotb: leehow12: Both mom and dad spank their daughter, but this time mom say “just wait until dad come home” it gonna be a long ½ hour.Get your face right into the wall. I like this picture!I don’t know why, the Dom’s knees are distracting
incidified: semi-obsessive-band-fanatic: -propsandmayhem-: My dad carved this sick ass pumpkin for me! (please don’t remove the source) Your dad is awesome! why the fuck cant i have this kind of skill. ughhhhhhhhhHHHHH
rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
lil-mizz-jaye: tessen: oohmrleo: I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street Looks like he could be someone’s dad. I don’t get it. Is this a dad joke?? Maybe the dude isn’t the focus of the
trashyoldmen:itsdeepforhappypeople: profoak: THIS IS SO CUTE WHY sUPER SUPPORTIVE ANIME DAD What every dad should be
areyougoodwithyourhands: I still don’t understand why people believe the pregnancy story It’s been “confirmed” by Brianna’s dad and louis dad has apparently spoken out to want to be part of the baby’s life. Maybe it’s
ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD HE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION
gimmie-the-benedick: thescienceofjohnlock: ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY
paternal-instinct: Growing up, I was so fascinated by my Dad. He was an in-shape, handsome guy that would always attract the ladies, but he didn’t ever seem interested in them, and I never knew why… When I was older, Dad confessed his biggest secret
