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pinkblackedpiglet: thejetmansslutdaughters: He’s just using your daughter. Don’t worry, he’ll give her back when he’s through with her. Why are you hard? Yes, Dad, why are you hard? You don’t understand it and it bothers you, right? Incest?
daughterlover:“Dad, why do I have to tilt my hips back like this? And why aren’t we using any protection? Especially after you asked me about my cycle and I told you this is my most fertile time of the month… Daddy?” Over 1000 notes!
daughterlover: “Dad! Why would you just come into my room like that!?!” “I think you know why princess.” “Daaaaaaaaaaaaad!” Over 1000 notes!
mcdolands: Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
ironmanstan: peter: why did you call ms potts? tony: i needed a pep talk before the fight peter: tony: peter: okay that was a dad joke so youre now legally my Dad
svvords: why do dads never get sick when was the last time my dad got sick???never..
semperfithefuckup: danthemedicman: Why thanks dad for making things awk -.- Dad with advice.
liquid-liam: omfg I passed out when I got home on the couch, and my dad took a photo of me while I was asleep, why of all people was it my dad who found me like this. lol
likeslothstoflames: hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
killtheweirdkid: why do so many people on this site wanna fuck dads you’ll be all like “im a bad girl” and he’ll be all like “hi a bad girl, im dad”
tessen: oohmrleo: I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street Looks like he could be someone’s dad. I don’t get it. Is this a dad joke??
mortitz: #Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve
kasamisa: Since he began fucking Gwen, dad got a lot louder. I played with my self every night listening to him scream FUCK FUCK FASTER HARDER BABY just imagining that its me he’s fucking. Then I found out why it was dad yelling HARDER BABY. It
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
wincest-mom-son: Son: What the fuck mom! Why are you wearing that outfit around the house? Dads not home yet. Mom: I know son, your dad will be gone for a week. We have the whole week to spend our mother-son bonding. Don’t you want to spend time
familysexlife: wincest-mom-son: Son: What the fuck mom! Why are you wearing that outfit around the house? Dads not home yet. Mom: I know son, your dad will be gone for a week. We have the whole week to spend our mother-son bonding. Don’t you want
scottydelgados: jelvious: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over
rena-librarian: riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young My dad’s sneezes are actually physically painful to my ears…
mvtk42: faerill: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped
fallingivy: At the daycare we have a kid with two sisters from different dads. One of the other kids asked why this girl’s sister has a different last name from her, and I explained that she has a different dad, so they have different last names. That
billythomas: I once asked Dad why my thing as so small compared to his. “Come here, son.” I stepped toward Dad. He licked his finger and reached round behind me. Finding the waistband of my shorts he pulled it taut and with his wet finger started
the-jv: Oops, sorry dad. I didn’t mean to barge in on you… holy shit, you have a huge cock. I’m tired of stroking my dick son, why don’t you be a good boy, take your clothes off and let me fuck you? Sure dad… I’ve always dreamed of
biggestboobguns: Your dad’s new girlfriend had invited you over for some one-on-one time so you could get to know each other. Your dad had only shown you pictures of her face and you could understand why he was attracted to her. What you didn’t
girlsuwanttofuck: Hey, Bill we got the house to ourselves. Mom and dad have taken the grandkids o the pool and our spouses seem to have hit it off and gone with mom and dad as well. Why not join me in my old bedroom and we can see if the old bed still
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
teleiophile-nymphet: *befriends someone because they have a hot dad* *is a hot dad and now knows why his daughter always has new friends over*
dyingfidelity: Wade Wilson: why are you not allowed to date?Peter Parker: because my dads won’t allow mePeter Parker: what about you?Wade Wilson: because your dads won’t allow me. Peter Parker:
skinnyzef: skinnyzef: My dads house when he was 20, they called it “The Morgue” why aren’t I as cool as he was My dad is the coolest I’m bringing this back around
nomoremissnicebi: My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him
philniggerson: 1-800-skankjesus: humperfickle: Dad made a wooden sword. I don’t know why. I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD BECAUSE THE GIRL ON THE TV LOOKS LIKE SHE IS THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS THAT YOUR DAD JUST SAVED BY SLAYING A GODDAMN DRAGON WITH
Sorry I just needed to do this real quick, I think I’m going through some stuff
slightly-oblivvyous: mikkeneko: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to
my dad just told me he promised his friend that i would draw her a birthday picture and i’m like DAD why did you say i’d do that, especially less than a day before her birthday ?? don’t promise things like that without asking me dhjagda
cyanidecatt replied to your post: why must people take your food without…My step-dad did that once a few years ago. I’m still bitter about it.my dad bought two of these 4 pack of muffins, they were buy one get one freeso he got me the chocolate
sometimes i think very bad things about my dad and then i later feel bad about it cause im like “i shouldn’t think that way about my dad” but then a while later he does something so incredibly abusive that im reminded why i thought that way in
kdent15: See girls this white stuff is your dad’s semen and it’s what carries his sperm inside you. That’s why you need to make sure to take your pill everyday otherwise you’ll end up pregnant with your dad’s baby.
the-wanderlust-king: mikkeneko: torn-by-dreams: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped
thecircumcisednation: Guys should find out they’re circumcised and why from their family first, especially their dad since the main reason most of us are circumcised is out of family tradition (‘to look like dad’). I think it’s sad that too many
versacewoman:meanplastic: me after i fucked ur dad and i stole his wallet honestly what year are we in like why are we still captioning things as “me after I fucked your dad”
interentmofo: so as every child does, i used to call my dad ‘daddy’ and my mom keeps asking me why I don’t call my dad daddy anymore how tf do you explain that to a parent *forever screaming*
jacksonharries: My whole life my dad’s told me one thing ‘Don’t be a looney all your life’ I don’t know why he said that. I guess it’s just one of those strange family sayings. Anyway this year my dad turned 60 and so as a present Finn turned
rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mikkeneko: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps
lifeandtimesofthejollyfop: lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins: when-i-hear-music: Well damn Satan Satan? U mean genius If I have a daughter and she says ‘I hate you dad I wish you weren’t my dad’ I’ll sit her down and ask her why, and tell
