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Dad had come into my room wanting to know why I was hiding up here instead of enjoying my 20th birthday party that was being held downstairs. Trying not to cry I told him that I didn’t want to face my boyfriend who I found out was going to propose to
Why does this always happen? Why does dad always do this? Whenever he invites some of his close friends from his younger days, he always happens to be gone and I’m always stuck being the one keeping them company
“Dad… you shouldn’t do that…”“Why not?”“Because I’m your daughter and you shouldn’t molest me.”“Molest you? What a thing to say! Sweetie, this is foreplay.”“Foreplay? But, Dad, people only do that when they are
“Dad! Why would you just come into my room like that!?!”“I think you know why princess.”“Daaaaaaaaaaaaad!”
chibi-megimoo: Doodle || Markimoo - New Haircut!@markiplier i’m not gonna lie, das some “dad Haircut” material..also, why do you look like my dad with that hair wtf-
adamforadam212: thumper339:Dad’s home ‘n Junior knows jus’ how to welcum his Dad home ‘n make him chillax after 10 days on da road… Another example of why 80s porn rules!!!
bearlatino1: gymaddict22:lockerroomshowers: Daddy Ass Fuck yea!! Spying on dads at the gym is a boys favorite past time! Also why my nick here is gymaddict! Not really because I’m super crazy about working out(but I do love working out) but the dads
family-fun-times: “Why are you always riding my ass?!?” I screamed at my dad. “Because you lay around the house all day and don’t lift a finger to help me or your mom out,” replied my Dad. From there the two of got in each
Dad died a few years ago and about a year ago now, I started having sex with my mother. She’s so enthusiastic that I now know why he was always so tired after their Sunday afternoon “naps” while she was always happy and energetic. Howeve
yachirobi: His daddy named him Cub. He doesn’t know why. Whenever he’d ask, his dad would just laugh. Another reason to hate the old man, even though Cub misses him now that he’s gone. Cub used to sneak off to the cruising places before dad
the-porn-stories: My dad’s employer comes by our house whenever Dad messes up at work so that I can remind him why my Dad shouldn’t get fired. Though I’m starting to doubt that Dad really screws up twice a week, I’m not willing to risk getting
Why I think my dad's a hunter
Why you stroking yourself, dad? Because it’s fun to watch me do this to my brother? Or because you know you’re next? Probably a little of both.
Yeah dad, they’re coming over. The guy I met on the beach, and his dad. I invited both. Why wouldn’t I? They both have needs.Well, I assumed I was going to fuck Ryan and his dad was going to fuck you, but if you want to do that and switch…Oh
Your dad and your brother had headed out on a weekend-long hunting trip. Your dad invited you along again like he did every other time. And every time you gave the same answer: “No, Dad. Sorry.”So why does he even bother to ask you at all then? You
cut4him: Mom said dad was against circumcision, that he called it a mutilation, that he didn’t understand why it was done. That’s why it surprised her when dad deliberately requested that I get cut. And not just a typical cut, but tight, and have
circumcisedperfection: cut4him: Mom said dad was against circumcision, that he called it a mutilation, that he didn’t understand why it was done. That’s why it surprised her when dad deliberately requested that I get cut. And not just a typical
circumcisionrequired: circumcisedperfection: cut4him: Mom said dad was against circumcision, that he called it a mutilation, that he didn’t understand why it was done. That’s why it surprised her when dad deliberately requested that I get cut.
Goodbye friends I am dead
why do literally all people who think their genes are superior look like their dad was a shoe?
Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better
smatter: writing-prompt-s: voice-dad: writing-prompt-s: “Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore. then why the fuck did she ask hmmmmmm….. Sis lives for drama…
brutereason: thelethifoldwitch: Val was adopted. Her dad, lovely though he was, wasn’t really her dad. She didn’t know who really was though, and her dad was kind, even if she refused to call him “dad”. She’d never known why he’d fought
lordoftheswag: dad: why are your eyes so red me: ive been smoking weed dad dad: DONT YOU LIE TO ME YOUVE BEEN PLAYING LEAGUE YOU FUCKIN NERD
paternal-instinct: It was Take Your Son To Work Day, so Dad signed me out from school and we went to his office. When we walked in, I saw no other “sons” around. “Dad, why am I the only son here?” “Oh they’re all in their offices,” Dad
droc828: Dad caught Mom cheating on him with her boss. Dad kicked her out of the house then Dad and I celebrated alllll day! I have no idea why she would cheat on this big cock. Daddy’s dick is amazing and it’s all mine now!
Why does Graham’s dad look like Santorum? What did he do to deserve that?
shawarmababy: whyleet: shawarmababy: It’s not a bad idea, Stark This is why Steve and Pepper do all the shopping WHO IS TALKINGPETERS DAD AND GRANDPA ARE DEADTONYS DAD IS ALSOWHO THE FUCKS DAD IS GOING TO CATCH THEM AND WHO THE FUCK IS BEING CALLED
why ryou’s dad isnt dead
: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles
why-s0-seri0uss:you like the dad bod?
collegetits: nerd4music: Reasons why American Dad is superior to Family Guy. I could go on and on about why that statement is NOT true. Family Guy > American Dad ^^What she said, AD is cool, but it’s no FG.
Why do you think I drag you everywhere, huh? And why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place? […] You and me and Dad. I mean, I want us to— I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again. Dean, we are a family.
hillsidebang: Mom told Dad she wanted a divorce. She found that my dad was looking at gay porn…but not just any gay porn….dad/son porn. After their fight, Mom told me to pack my stuff and that we are leaving. After hearing why she was leaving I couldn’t
mammasduckling: littlefighterprincess: mommy-throughandthrough: mammasduckling: “why do you have a mom and a mommy in your phone” HAAAAAAA, yeah. “Why do you have a dad and a daddy in your phone?” “Why do you have a “Caregiver” in
byuneexing: Baekhyun imitated Lay’s intro and sang MYM too 😂cr. injunHYUNxander
Why the fuck did my dad have to lie about the dog. The fuck man!
Why is my dad so FOB?! BUT YESSSSSSSSS!!!! Another road trip!!!
homemadesauce: thelethifoldwitch: Val was adopted. Her dad, lovely though he was, wasn’t really her dad. She didn’t know who really was though, and her dad was kind, even if she refused to call him “dad”. She’d never known why he’d fought
aletterofhope: Dear old self, You will be confused. You won’t understand why mom and dad refused call you ‘Junior’ when you were 5 years old. You won’t understand why mom and dad yelled at you to put a shirt on when you played outside with friends.
cpieng: HAPPY MOTHER DAY! ” BABA, dad is back!(KICK)” “DAD~!why are you so late.!i am starving (angry” “MUM..DAD is home, wake up, we can eat now.(PUSH).”…………… also ,sorry for the ppl asking the source ,because all the thing
fedswatching: frontpagewoman:Ummmm Idk why ppl are getting mad, calling someone your dad isn’t serious, it’s honesty used as a joke or casually, obviously Tyler isn’t his dad but a lot of my friends call me “dad” bc I
dad-sonwife: kidethanthegreat: Omg buttsnthighs: Gay Boi’s Secrets: Erotic strip shows by hot fit straight Daddies, seemingly unaware of our hunger, need and desire, is why ever gay Son loves time spent in the locker-room.
dddeath-and-decay: vaginastew: “hey i got you some food” omg i love u dad “heres some money” omg i love u dad “why dont you give the computer a break for a little bit, sweetie?” NO FUCK YOU DAD YOU’RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE I DIDNT ASK
unclefather:why does my dad have to give me away at my wedding? my dad doesn’t own me. that’s funny because one time when i was 13 my dad wouldn’t take me to get italian ice so i hit him in the back of the head with my flip flop and he took me.
why does sugar daddy sound good but sugar dad just sounds like I was conceived in candyland by gumdrop people?
paging-doctorfagghost: iminthedance: paging-doctorfagghost: my dad is a real sassy sleeper i mean look at him my dog knows it too. WHY DOES YOUR DAD LOOK LIKE STEPHEN KING?! my dad: stephen king: i see no similarities what so ever.
writing-prompt-s: voice-dad: writing-prompt-s: “Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore. then why the fuck did she ask hmmmmmm…..
runetangclan: womaninterrupted: continuants: byebabysayonara: death-limes: “What color is your eyeshadow?” “HURRGGH” Tag yourself I’m RESEARCH CHEMICALS tool album bc i’m pretty sure that is actually my #1 favorite urban decay color
Why Rachel's dads are never home when she has boys over...
![Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx05wxLgbC1r2tx8no1_r1_250.gif)
![Why do you think I drag you everywhere, huh? And why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place? […] You and me and Dad. I mean, I want us to— I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again. Dean, we are a family.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6fc06b005aa8d8e48853ff9fad6075ae/tumblr_mwbfp5k7JG1sqeq3do1_250.gif)
