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cryingbrat: subgirlygirl: Why am I into BDSM? Beats me. …someone needs to tell their kinky dad to get off tumblr.
markhamil: You’re so stupid. Why do you need to see your dad in secret? I mean, just look at him. Everyone would laugh at me.
hentaiflower: slutintraining: edohio753: I knew Dad was going to cum but I just could not take my eyes off his cock I keep saying this, but it’s so true: This is why I keep my glasses on. Having him blow his load in your face feels like a huge
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: perksofbeingabandwhore: paperknives-inpaperhearts: hoopyfez: misdevab: hoopyfez: britishnerdcentral: partybarackisinthehousetonight: hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling I was more wondering
didyouknowmagic:Lemme just tell a little story to see if I can explain why movies like The Book of Life matter and how representation is not just for marking a check off a list. This is a photo I took of my dad after putting on The Book of Life to show
Guys this isn’t omo but I’m so happy I’m freaking out!!!!! My dad got me an iPad… Why idk how idk… Like you don’t understand I’m poor:… So poor.. I can’t eat a good dinner sometimes …. I
Not omo sorryBut it’s easy to see why I’m such a messed up person by just watching my dad take care of my niece and nephew…. he’s a shitty parent lol and today has been eye opening and triggering as hell lol rip
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
thesassylorax: twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: songofages: adventuretitan: ruinedchildhood: let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her & that’s why she’s such a bitch not really i mean lilo’s parents are dead and she’s not picking
dealanexmachina:constant-instigator:I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come
rihcardspeightjr: rihcardspeightjr: why the fuck is tumblr suddenly obsessed w dad jokes im so confused im leaving this site forever
callmekitto: wordgotaround: tuukka-tantrum: geekparenting: I freaking love Batman Dad! I also love how his family put up with it. I CANT BREATHE i love when she kickS HIM AND HE LOSE IT “But why?” “NO ONE KNOWS.”
jaunepois: i thought about this post today in the car and i laughed so hard i started crying and i had to explain to dad why the phrase ‘stagnant tomb air’ was funny to me
skinnyzef: My dads house when he was 20, they called it “The Morgue” why aren’t I as cool as he was
Well fuck
bug-dad: cutiebum: as-warm-as-choco: Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it. >_< AHHH
pochowek: pochowek: apparently the original turn based fallout 3 was going to start with the protagonist being in jail. why did bethesda do the whole dad thing, who knows, the plot was basically written for them when you realize the reason fallout new
sorta-dad: trilllizard666: draumbooty: queenciityconfidential: Might as well get mad at this random worker who has nothing to do with what happened how not to protest Why you using a megaphone to yell at a guy you within 5 feet of Uhhhh can I get
patina-millers-biceps: kingscrown666: weasowl: radbadbish: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just.
tsukum: gazellda: why is gon searching for his father when his parents are right here maybe the real dad was the friends we made along the way
incognitobliss: ryantherabbit: ruinedchildhood: Incredibles 2 (2018) Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1 Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace
khalmalcolm: mortikacrush: khalmalcolm: Get your self a Dad who supports the movement like me @its a family objective that’s why we grow this beautiful plant Love that shirt. ✌️ Thanks
verylovingfamily: Text: Son is that game almost finished? Why don’t you come early to play a “game” with me while your dad goes out to the bars with his buddies?
evilsmurfnope: charmancler: charmancler: i got it today . the best hat ever my dad is harassing me because he doesnt understand why i’d want this hat @trashfirefallon
venus-nd-mars:My dad made this meme and I suddenly realized why Im this way
fuckcitybitch: urban-cryptid: chonce: does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine Why is this everyone’s mom, what’s wrong with them its the only catharsis they have besides actually murdering
loopityboop: lemememeringue: gabriellegibby: deathdaydream: owlistic: theglowpt2: oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook why did this post make me realize there are no female
pencilscratchins:pencilscratchins:assorted dad antics. i don’t really know why’d you’d except anything different from me anymore[ID: Two separate comics of Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin, and Grgou from Star Wars.Photo 1: In two panels, Luke is holding
themadnessofloki:mysharona1987:Imagine getting this petty because you weren’t invited to a wedding.And let’s be real: part of why it was so private is because they didn’t want random journalists yelling at the bride: “What about your dad’s lap
cyberqueer: enemaroberts: um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this
communistbakery: glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand… they make it too easy
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
chill-itscool: hoediac: valuabel: teriermon: godpenis: Me explaining to my gym teacher why I wanna walk around the track with the girls instead of playing football Me explaining to my dad the gay porn he found on the history browser Me explaining
bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
joeltorridfamily: My dad tried to tell me his brother was trouble. But I didn’t listen. Trouble is a turn on for me. Which is probably why I flirted with my uncle throughout the day. But what happened later that night, I never saw coming…even though
cumcoveredashley: Getting a tan at my dads friends house Guess why I’m here?!👙🌞🕶❤️❤️
ladylovesfamily: mrsfsbadboy:Oh fuck Becky, your Dad is So fuckin good… Why didn’t you tell me this sooner?? God I can have you And him.. This is So kinky mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jencorpsichord: not-your-average-rose: jencorpsichord: saucegayoftheswag: jencorpsichord: top 10 hottest celebrity dads (in no particular order) JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES WHY IS NOBODY ON THIS LIST??? jensen ackles is another boring white
kuueater: kuueater: why do dads always just want tools for father’s day what are they building
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…
sexywidehips: Look at more amazing voluptuous women with big butts at http://sexywidehips.tumblr.com “Oh, c'mon Dad. There’s nobody around. Why can’t I take my bikini off? If I do, we can fuck in the water, you know.” “No,
lingerie-passion:Lingerie “Ben? Sorry to bother you at work, but are you sure you told your Dad to be here at 2?”“Yeah, why?”“Well, he just drove into the driveway. I was wondering if he was early or I was late. Good thing
“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives get a boner and then didn’t help them out at all.”“Good girl. That kind of obedience deserves a reward.”I’m still not sure why Mom decided to pick me as her new master after Dad
domdaddy4pussy:Your dad isn’t gonna be back for a bit. Why don’t you warm me up nice and slow, before I take what I want from you.
drownedintofiction: “Why don’t I pretend to be your Dad and you can come out to me. Just ignore the fact that we just had sex.”
tinybro: why do fics always try to come up with ocean-themed careers for percy like we all know annabeth is gonna be a world-famous architect and percy will be a stay-at-home dad happily taking care of their three daughters and making weekly trips with
maryjblige: lmpossibleprincess: why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig leave peppa pig out of this
stalkershandbook: allthecanadianpolitics: Women who were raped take to Twitter to explain why they didn’t report it Because I was ashamed. Because I was a child and had to trust my dad. Because no one would have believed me. These phrases have been
jackwynand: daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with
tvscripts: mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands
partybarackisinthehousetonight: hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling
stumphies: folieadamn: why are single dads brave and inspirational while single mums are high school dropouts who rely on welfare and sleep around
kidsatyr: Why look for a boyfriend when your baby brother is a cock hungry bottom that takes it harder than anyone else and begs for more. Dad raised his boys right.