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pinsir: babylonian: who’s gonna break the news to her that her dad is nicolas cage The ‘college’ t shirt just makes his reaction better I really don’t know why this is so funny.
itsdeepforhappypeople: profoak: THIS IS SO CUTE WHY sUPER SUPPORTIVE ANIME DAD
themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that
mikeygdope: stonekidman: “Here’s the pic you wanted, little bro. I don’t mind you telling your friends I’m your girlfriend. It’s kinda hot thinking I make my baby brother all hard. Tonight after mom and dad go to sleep, why don’t you
jessieminx: twoplustwoequalschicken: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to
collegespank: “… and that’s why I don’t think I should be punished for falling off the deck.” I finish with an emphatic nod, and look at him expectantly. He doesn’t move. Dad is always hard to read, but when he’s wearing his sunglasses,
taboopoet: “Dad! What’s the hell’s this?”“Where’d you find that, son?”“In that box you asked me to throw out. Seriously. Is this you?”“That’s from a long time ago, son. Now why don’t you throw it out like I asked you to.”“Fuck,
lgbtqgmh: comingoutdoc: Traumatizing kids everywhere [Facebook status update reads,‘Conversation with Max as we drive to the book store:Max: Dad, do boys sometimes marry boys?Me: Yep.Max: And girls sometimes marry girls?Me: Yep.Max: Why?Me: That’s
momsloverboy: familyandbenefits: - John ? Hav you seen your mom ? - No, Dad, why ?- She said she would come upstairs to help you with your homework- That would be a nice attention. But I haven’t see her. Maybe sh’s in the kitchen, eating… a snack
- Hi dad. Do you remember our play last time I visited you and your wife?. - Yes honey. What is the problem?. - Look at the result. - GOD!!!. Why did you not tell me before?. - Mom wanted me to abort, but as I love you so much I wanted to have it. Do
begfordaddy:Step dad liked to remind me every day why He actually married my mom.
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. why would we get you as a present for dad. he’s allergic.
sultmhoor: Dad’s had da rough day. Why don’t you be a good cub and bring him a scotch?
toochstuck: tavs-kawaii-ass: malkatz: diamondsfuckingdroog: triptrippy: SHE GOT YOU A PONY SHUT UP YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING MANSION WITH A GODDAMNED PONY WHY ARE YOU SO MAD I think that’s the joke same with John hating his dad who does nothing
hottestgirlaroundyou: God! This is why I eagerly wait for vacations to begin. Big sister comes to home during vacations to babysit me while mom and dad go to different places to keep their romance alive
my dad always wonders why the water bill is so high…
pookiesfamily: Even during a game, my dad still won’t let me wear any! Why do you think attendance has been so high lately?
ceecee1989: One more reason why every dad should supply his daughter with a camera-phone as soon as possible …
its-old-man: pookiesfamily:I sent this photo to my dad to remind him why he should come home early… I’d be home in a flash!!
getsuswet: edohio: That’s why i like my brother he doesn’t treat me like some princess like Dad does when he fucks me - hannah
familyfun69: God my mom is amazing! Why the fuck would dad ever think about cheating
sway-g19: Dad always wondered why mom and I would want to go on trips so much, ill keep him guessing.
breedingandseeding: Mom suggested we go to a nude beach without dad, and I think I know why.
badson4mom: Dad couldn’t quite put his finger on why I took to my new step mum so well.
faintlyfreckled: little-howie-lovecraft: awkwardrabbit: Idk why I laughed but omg SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad I shall be this father someday
edohio753: why don’t you come climb up on top of me. Ok Dad
princestadiaries: Sis and I were cleaning dad’s car when I looked through the window and saw this. Clearly she was teasing me so I casually walked over behind her, ripped down her shorts and fucked her right in the driveway That’s why I want
xgendadsandsons: sickdeviantmind: Dad and his kid have some alone time after he gets home from work. There’s a special tenderness between a father and his son that no woman could ever understand. That’s why this evening with his child is exceptional.
sasheer: My mom straightening my hair in three photos taken by my dad: 1. YAY! I’m wild and free and just being me! 2. Wa…wait, why is she straightening it? This HURTS! 3. NO PICTURES! I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW!!
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thecapedlibrarianontheroof: abiblr: fucky-str1pe: themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick
I never understood why whenever dad and grandpa went hunting or fishing mom would stay with grandma. When my little brother was old enough to go hunting with the men one week, my mom said it was time for me to stay with the girls. All she told me was
Your dad called and said he missed his flight and would be home tomorrow night. Since I’m already dressed for dinner, why don’t you eat me, son? You know how I hate to let things go to waste. Maybe later we can invite your sister over for
Thank you so much for the earrings and the necklace, Dad. And your right, they do match my belly jewelry, kind-of. I wasn’t sure why I had to be naked when you gave them to me but now that I see how big you’ve grown I totally understand. So
marroncito: themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to
bug-dad:cutiebum:as-warm-as-choco:Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it. >_<AHHH
chicagom4m: kgbear62: When I moved in with My Dad after The Divorce..I noticed that His Brother (MY Uncle) kept showing up just as I was leaving for School..So I decided to set-up a Hidden Camera..NOW I Know Why! Follow me at http://www.chicagom4m.tumb
tightpussyvirgin: daddyslove4you: With a father like that, how could a horny young daughter resist? Daughter fucks her dad while he is sleep. He wakes up & wonders why his dick is wet & smells like pussy!
fuckedsenselesstoo: Dad: “You know son I may be getting a little slow but I think your wife would rather not go to the company dinner. Why don’t I take the grandkids and you fuck the living daylights out of the missus.”
perryferry: mythoftheheart: madbonkers: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the
sluttyoldersister: Mom and Dad were wondering why it took me so long to pick my older sister up from the airport… She looked at me, then replied: “I dunno…I guess we just hadn’t seen each other in a while..we had to catch up.”
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…
I love going to see grand Dad and his friends they are always so happy to see me I don’t know why
ozziescribbler: cas-hellodean: marroncito: themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff
dadsonsex: Dad wants to know why I’m late from school.
familyfun69: I see why my dad left my mom for my new step mom
youngnpotent:sister-lovingly: I really shouldn’t be in your room this late, mom and dad might think something’s going on… You’re not going to tell them.. are you, little brother? why would I do something like that? I want you to come back tomorrow
bhawes77:stephiejo90: “ ummmm hi big brother…with mom and dad on their trip, I’m kinda scared…..can I sleep with you tonight….I’ve wanted to for years….” I’ve been wanting you sis for years too. Why don’t we make up for
taboo-mom-son: I wonder if dad ever had a clue why it always took mom so long to get me up for school..
Dipper: You’ve, ah, you’ve really taken an interest in our dad recently, haven’t you?Soos: Why wouldn’t I? After all he’s Stan’s…real son. And a Pines. One of you guys. And you’re an interesting crew.
Me, at age four: Daddy, does Kermit the Frog like boys?Dad: 0_o I. Um. Uh. W-why do you want to know, sweetie?Me: Because I think Miss Piggy is a boy who likes being a girl. :DDad: *almost falls off his chair*
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that I’m watching the new Steven Universe episodes as they come out because there’s gayness, or my brother not realizing that and badgering me about why I’m watching a children’s cartoon.I
pancakestein: why do people sing about mommy kissing Santa Claus at night like dude YOUR MOM IS CHEATING ON YOUR DAD WITH A FAT ELDERLY TRESPASSER unless she’s single in which case YOUR MOM IS STILL MAKING OUT WITH A FAT ELDERLY TRESPASSER
alllthingsdaddy: thickbear475: DAD~! Something about this man … WHY WOULD SOMEONE RUIN THIS PHOTO BY PHOTOSHOPPING A REALLY STUPID LOOKING MUSTACHE AND POORLY ENHANCED COCK?!?! I HATE THIS STUFF!!
badpearl: oh so my parents are getting so much income they can plan a road trip to Adelaide and dad can buy a new boat and they just got a job quote confirmed for 贶,000 but buying pre-packaged foods to save my low energy ass is TOO EXPENSIVE WHY CAN’T
badmanbadplace: Adult women sucking thumbs “Dad, why do grownup women suck their thumbs? I stopped doing that when I was three.” “You silly little girl. These women need something in their mouths all the time so when I am not around they get
I can’t believe I just caught my dad watching porn. I wonder why he didn’t mute the video because it’s kind of loud but then I realize he probably doesn’t know how to turn down the volume. XD
I just lost my shit when talking to my dad and I can’t even tell him why talking about my weight triggers me so much bc I’m already so embarrassed about my ex I don’t also wanna tell them how I was treated