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bibliobimbo: bibliobimbo: bibliobimbo: my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a
cas-hellodean: marroncito: themadfangirl: kieradoe: whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff
partybarackisinthehousetonight: hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling
kuueater: kuueater: why do dads always just want tools for father’s day what are they building
jackwynand: daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with
sleepysuperwho: itsdeepforhappypeople: profoak: THIS IS SO CUTE WHY sUPER SUPPORTIVE ANIME DAD ok but can we talk about how the book says “death metal note”
dealanexmachina:constant-instigator:I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come
iguanamouth: why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
ariasune: This is my yugioh oc, his name is aigami diva and shadi was his dad that’s why he has the eighth millennium item the millennium box
officetimeduty: daddyswhore: Dad always got really stressed before a meeting, which is why he hired me as his secretary. He would just call me in before his meeting and I would make his stress melt away. Plus he always had something to look forward
curint: karenlyra69: “What are they thinking? There must be something wrong with them. Why do they want to dress as someone of the opposite sex? It’s not normal!“. That was my dad one day a couple of years ago when we were at the doctor waiting
armaniblanco: Why does this picture look like Obama is Pharrell’s dad seeing him off for his Junior Prom?
crystal-pyre: keialaar: kingomelette: arcanebarrage: meeshay: lightning bug dads keeping their babies safe ;~; *lip wibbles* w-wardads … This is why if they ever make World of Warcraft 2, it needs to be like 20+ years down the line. I want to
didyouknowmagic: Lemme just tell a little story to see if I can explain why movies like The Book of Life matter and how representation is not just for marking a check off a list. This is a photo I took of my dad after putting on The Book of Life to show
whitmerule: Ever needed to hear about mad dad birds with enormous feet? Try THESE on for size: What’s that you say? These are clearly the feet of a dinosaur, not a bird? WHY NOT BOTH? This is Australia’s very own dinosaur, the second-largest bird
ttakooo21: someone who didn’t grow up in pacific island culture probably won’t understand why moana’s dad said ‘coconut is all you need’ and make fun of that one line (just check the youtube comment) but get this. every part of coconut is usable.
lisasimpsonbookclub: Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always wished for creeping me out? Bart: I don’t know, cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy? Lisa: Point taken.
silentf0xofdeadlyremorse: cyberqueer: enemaroberts: um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this This fucking reaction picture.
virgoassbitch: caliphorniaqueen: ibadbitch: fallontonight: First Lady Michelle Obama explains why Sasha had to stay in DC during her dad’s final presidential speech. You can say goodbye later lmaooo lmfao this woman is a national treasure
xxsarah-swallowxx: edohio753: Once I saw how deep in my daughter I would be I understood why she couldn’t take it all Wish my dad was that big
capjaxster:Dad seduces Step-daughter (19) and Cums in Her [Part 1]He says:: “ Mom is doing it with your brother, why shouldn’t we Heather? ”Incest Taboo
capjaxster:Dad seduces Step-daughter (19) and Cums in Her [Part 2]He says:: “ Mom is doing it with your brother, why shouldn’t we Heather? ”Incest Taboo
capjaxster:Dad seduces Step-daughter (19) and Cums in Her [Part 3]He says:: “ Mom is doing it with your brother, why shouldn’t we Heather? ”Incest Taboo
daddyslittletemptation: It was dad’s fantasy to fuck a playboy bunny… it was father’s day, I already had the costume, so I figured…. why not? He fulfills his fantasy, and I get to feel him cum inside me
pantryraids: why do dads sneeze so loud
pdssuffererloki:allo-mishamigos:5soscarousel:ohshitdanisonfire:ohshitdanisonfire:i grew up really unimpressed by the grammys because my dad won one and it was always just there sitting on the piano and i was like ‘why are ppl so hyped up about this
funkpunkhippie: intoxifaded: rnortal: lilcochina: tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that I thought
masochisticminxie: uglyassprettyboy: bonigga-applebottom: bug-dad: cutiebum: as-warm-as-choco: Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it. >_<
Seriously why is her dad there? Lol
ifmommyonlyknew: My mom and my sister are cock hungry cumsluts. Why my dad left us is beyond me. Too bad for him, more for me.
gottabreedthemall: If you’re trying to conceive, why not document the process?Protip: The resulting DVD is probably a pretty fucked up birthday gift for your kid. Especially if its dad is also its grandfather.
nudedaddy: Uncle Tommy thinks he is so funny…just look at him…about once a month…he invites his two brothers - one is my dad - and all of us nephews up to his camp for the weekend…this is how he greets us…yeah, the moms all wonder why we don’t
littlebuddhacub: Why does the “Dad Look” get to me so easily??
riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
lmpossibleprincess: why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig
tvscripts: mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands
fuckblink182: slightly-serious: Blink-182 Enema of the State Booklet I have this on my wall and it was really difficult to explain to my dad why a bunch of half naked men were on my wall
assholecliffxrd:my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…
allyson-wonderlnd: wefoundl0v3inthechevyimpala: BREAKING NEWS! This just came on the tv and I almost peed my pants and my dad doesn’t understand why I’m laughing… RUN SAM, RUN! It’s funny online but damn scary in real life O.O just sayin’
cyberqueer: enemaroberts: um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this
bug-dad: cutiebum: as-warm-as-choco: Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it. >_< AHHH
deeyunyun: iamanthonyjames: screamflydream: jaredwhorely: 100percenthipster: my stomach hurts so much from laughing at this. my dad came in and asked why I was laughing so hard OMG THIS IS AMAZING |: | TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY FACE OMG!
My dad askes why I don't wear ear rings
My dad really misses his old house.. I miss it too. He put a lot of money into it and now he isn’t able too get it back… I really miss the house too. I even asked him why he sold it all he said was “I wanted a newer and nicer house
Who the hell askes me about voicemail? Oh right my dad. “why is the number +1-808” i dont freaken know dont ask me, ask t-mobile. Then he gives me a fucken two minute lecture thats irrelevant to the whole situation.
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel: this-isakindness: Dad: Why do you think they do that?Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x] that awkward moment when a child
ruinedchildhood: let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her & that’s why she’s such a bitch
The reason why my dad doesn’t invite me over to his bitches house is cause I hate her. But that doesn’t mean you don’t fucking feed me before you go. The fuck. Eventually my sister is going to hate her too for breaking this family apart, but she
kianaamarie: dopernose: hentai-ass: littlekittvn: bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about