shower thoughts
NSFW Tumblr
find shower thoughts on porn pin board
shower thoughts clips
just-shower-thoughts: I will lay in bed all morning uncomfortably holding in pee to avoid being uncomfortable for two minutes to just get up and pee.
fluffy-omorashi: just-shower-thoughts: There’s no other gamble quite like peeing in a dream. It’s like the Russian roulette of omorashi lol
tastefullyoffensive: Office Safari by Mike & BenPreviously: Mind Boggling Shower Thoughts
cosmic-noir:sizvideos:Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie MonsterVideo - Via Siz iOS appWhy did you do this to me?
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
I want to put something in perspective for all of you guys. We live in a world where most people refuse to eat food one day past expiration, but where we gladly put one anothers’ genitals in our mouths hours after they’ve showered. Let that sink in.
christchex: just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame. Don’t fuck me up like this
the-shy-fa:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round. Whaaaaaaaat seriously?!I mean I’m still mostly convinced it’s the slang use of square to mean boring or lame. Yeah,
poo-cho:tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] 😄😄😄😄😄
sizvideos:Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie MonsterVideo - Via Siz iOS app
death-limes:just-shower-thoughts:If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?isis that a pun
just-shower-thoughts: Schrodinger’s song is the first few minutes before you know if the song is “Under Pressure” or “Ice Ice Baby”.
just-shower-thoughts: Every birthday candle is a trick candle if you’re a dragon
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever I hear my own voice in a recording, it just makes me want to apologize to everyone that I’ve ever spoken to.
kalxskirata: silent-makara: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. No what it should do is report the station when it’s pressed, to watch for suspicious
tastefullyoffensive: Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur)Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts
heymrsamerica: jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off Omg. Genius.
imnotthatfunnyipromise: myfatkeepsmewarm: phlogistonsglow: just-shower-thoughts: Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too
just-shower-thoughts: The NFL should hold a contest for small business owners, where the winner gets free air time for their company during the Super Bowl commercials.
order-sols: just-shower-thoughts: Leather armour is the best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide. Delete this
spinesongs: just-shower-thoughts: The song “Hotel California” is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo. #the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here
cassandrawusan: helladonkaphant: just-shower-thoughts: Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore clark kent the buzzfeed editor. #clickbait title: Lex Luthor Stole Forty Cakes: You Won’t
just-shower-thoughts: All 14-year-olds with an interest in engineering should bring home-made clocks to school tomorrow morning.
pleatedjeans: 20 New Shower Thoughts That Are Absolutely Worth Contemplating
just-shower-thoughts: The Mars announcement and the release ‘The Martian’ in the same week are huge pieces of propaganda that are steering the interest of the public towards space exploration and NASA.
just-shower-thoughts: Whoever named “ Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia” (The phobia of long words), is a wanker
mugasofer:mad-yet-glad:just-shower-thoughts:Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)That’s
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
shitposting-sjw-garbage: wakaflackalypse: classicalmonoblogue: bogleech: just-shower-thoughts: Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won. To be fair, his goal was apparently to send
just-shower-thoughts: Pandora should really have a button for “This doesn’t belong on this station”
becketts-one-and-done: classicdaisycalico: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this
just-shower-thoughts: Schools/colleges/universities should have vending machines for pens, notebooks and other stationary items
ohtze: churchyardgrim: jpfinch1: just-shower-thoughts: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate. I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many dads say “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” when leaving the state of Kansas.
protodem: feed-the-fauchereve: just-shower-thoughts: Outdated memes should be called Memeries thanks for the memeries Even if they weren’t so dank
just-shower-thoughts: What if everyone has super powers, but they’re just really oddly specific so no one discovers their super power?
just-shower-thoughts: Every time you clog a toilet you’ve exceeded someone’s expectations
just-shower-thoughts: Blushing is like a boner for your face.
nerdsandgamersftw: sueslayer: captoring: just-shower-thoughts: Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates. nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of
bruddabois: bruddabois: just-shower-thoughts: If you’re driving a Tesla and it get stolen, is it now an “Edison”? THIS IS PEAK PHYSICS JOKE I’m still laughing
ibibibi: just-shower-thoughts: If they made a spin-off of Avatar: TLA called “The Dragon of the West” and featured Iroh’s backstory, I would watch the shit out of it. Let’s be real here if they made an ATLA spinoff called “My Cabbages”
xoxoblu: setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised @youllneverleaveharlanalive @trashfirefallon
jas720: thingstoshowliane: just-shower-thoughts: If Narcan is “free” for addicts because they have a disease, why isn’t “chemo” free for cancer patients This is an unfair comparison. Narcan is an emergency anti-overdose drug. It’d be more
birdsy-purplefishes: just-shower-thoughts: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
just-shower-thoughts:If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any problems paying rent/food for 10 years whether your successful or not.
my-cat-doesnt-like-you: just-shower-thoughts: The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns. you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes
just-shower-thoughts:Not once in my adult life have I prepared a burrito for myself without overestimating the amount of filling it can hold.
enigmaticrah: deandresr: exclusivelyfabj: candiikismet: just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive. 🤔 Hmm probably 0 times same
just-shower-thoughts: Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are
cutefrosting: my-cat-doesnt-like-you: just-shower-thoughts: The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns. you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes @ugly-bug
concentrated-sunshine: sindri42: just-shower-thoughts: Amazon didn’t kill retail, Traffic and hassle-filled parking did. Upper management cutting training and reducing staff and hours killed retail. They were unsatisfied with the profits they were
violentadd: just-shower-thoughts: An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests. Excuse you, they take commissions
stygianmoon: violentadd: just-shower-thoughts: An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests. Excuse you, they take commissions “hey man can you kill this guy?” “alright that will be 10k” “ugh cant you just do it for
nharuya: hotmolasses: mauve-moth: stomatium: just-shower-thoughts: Blind people must save a lot on electricity. They do actually! I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I
dreamzcometroo: zetsubonna: infernalpume: a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms: captsiimba: the-catholic-geek: tgmember: just-shower-thoughts: It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to
cubfairy: chasingshhadows: fenominus: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this
dynastylnoire: just-shower-thoughts: Realizing that kids today aren’t even impressed by Charles Manson because he only killed 7 people. Realizing that Manson had wealthy white people murdered because he planned framing black people for them to start
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: just-shower-thoughts: No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember, there’s a millionaire out there because of pool noodles.
sonyaliloquy: just-shower-thoughts: When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing
![poo-cho:tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] 😄😄😄😄😄](https://64.media.tumblr.com/26cc387f09ed110995710b0dea565b1c/tumblr_namt2bVEId1qewacoo9_250.png)
