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just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve seen every single time a clock can display.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
just-shower-thoughts: “DO NOT TOUCH” has got to be one of the scariest things to read in braille
just-shower-thoughts: What if we outlawed war and had all disputes be settled by a a hyper realistic FPS made by the U.N.
just-shower-thoughts: If you’re a security guard at a Samsung store then you are a guardian of the galaxies
just-shower-thoughts: “About time we talked…” means something different to Yoda.
just-shower-thoughts: When you beat a chess computer at a game of chess, you are literally beating it at the one thing it was designed to do, which is kinda sad.
onionhighonionandrenown: thisnewdevilry: onionhighonionandrenown: ollivander: just-shower-thoughts: Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be
just-shower-thoughts: You’ll know your English is really good when people you meet stop saying that your English is really good.
just-shower-thoughts: Unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead
divawithanunspoiledagenda: just-shower-thoughts: Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough I’m gonna show this to my production manager and watch her head explode
just-shower-thoughts: If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them
just-shower-thoughts: The worst part of any conflict with someone is not losing. It’s having to involuntarily listen to your brain replay the scenario again, over and over, for two weeks telling you how it would of done it better.
just-shower-thoughts: I would pay a lot of money to see every “I was born in the wrong time period” person put into a reality TV show where they have to authentically live in that time period.
werewolfmonkey: just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never seen an angel depicted with a moustache. Now you have
just-shower-thoughts: Most news channels start the day saying “Good morning” but spend the rest of the day proving that wrong.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how often baby twins are mixed up by their parents and go their whole lives with each other’s identity
just-shower-thoughts: I’m still waiting for about 1,000 French soldiers to come pouring out of the Statue of Liberty any minute in the longest Trojan Horse con of all time
just-shower-thoughts: If combat in Harry Potter is based on saying spells quickly and at the right time, rappers would basically be the magical Navy SEALs.
clowneprince: just-shower-thoughts: We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and
just-shower-thoughts: TVs went from curving outwards, to flatscreen, to curving inwards.
just-shower-thoughts: We all only have like 2 min of life left till we die but every time you breathe it resets the clock
buzzfeed: missharleenfquinzel: helladonkaphant: just-shower-thoughts: Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore clark kent the buzzfeed editor. 10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman
just-shower-thoughts: A million seconds is 11 days. A billion seconds is 31 years
just-shower-thoughts: I’ll bet the leaders of the Flat Earth Society don’t actually believe the Earth is flat, but they want a free ride into space from frustrated NASA scientists who want to prove them wrong by showing them personally.
just-shower-thoughts: If kids these days read something about an 8 inch floppy disk, they might just think it is a typo
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if toast was named after the toaster, or the toaster was named after toast.
archonthemanic: just-shower-thoughts: You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story. Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story
just-shower-thoughts: If a German politican were to run with “Make Germany great again” the world would go crazy
blindbirdnerd: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
dolleye: just-shower-thoughts: Dorian Gray jokes never get old. scrolled past and then angrily scrolled back up
just-shower-thoughts: Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.
just-shower-thoughts:Superman should actually be thin and scrawny as there’s nothing on Earth to offer him a proper resistance workout
korolevcross: magnechamp: korolevcross: popinloopy: just-shower-thoughts: An infinite number of ũ bills and an infinite number of ฤ bills would be worth the same they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much
hockeystix: just-shower-thoughts: I forgot to bring a towel This is the best one I’m sorry
setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised
just-shower-thoughts: When you introduce two different groups of friends to each other, it’s like your own life’s crossover episode.
just-shower-thoughts:Everyone thinks that their dog is the world’s best dog and none of them are wrong.
best-shower-thoughts:If a “will” is a desire or wish, and a “smith” is someone who creates, then Will Smith is the perfect casting choice for a genie (source)
Taking a shower while TEEN TOP songs play really loudly in the background
just-shower-thoughts: I have never answered the question “do you need a receipt?” with any sort of confidence.
just-shower-thoughts:My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.
thedevilsofficialblog: island-delver-go: oppa-homeless-style: actuallyjuststealingmemes: water-based-introspection: just-shower-thoughts: It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean If
just-shower-thoughts: Newton had been seeing his pee go downwards his entire life, but took him an falling apple to discover gravity.
I know I only tried it once but I really miss diapers *sigh* the clean up was so easy and bet it would feel great to shower then get in cozy PJs, feeling all clean and warm… and instead of getting uncomfy to pee when i have to go i could just stay
just-shower-thoughts: If life is just one big dream then I probably peed the bed a lot
just-shower-thoughts:I will lay in bed all morning uncomfortably holding in pee to avoid being uncomfortable for two minutes to just get up and pee.
just-shower-thoughts: Feeling the urge to pee the moment you lie down in bed is the human equivalent of attemptig to shut down a computer with applications still running.
just-shower-thoughts: There’s no other gamble quite like peeing in a dream. It’s like the Russian roulette of omorashi lol
just-shower-thoughts: We can hold our pee for hours, and hours and hours. But the moment our eyes see the toilet, bladder says: “Hey! Four seconds left!“
Today we made a fort out of pillows and duvets that we managed to hang from the beams in his room. Well I was mainly being the boss and he did all the hard work and made it look awesome. We woke up late, made breakfast, showered together and then started
just-shower-thoughts: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
just-shower-thoughts: The US is having so many tragedies and disasters, one would think it was built on thousands of Indian burial grounds…
just-shower-thoughts: If we ever send the first ‘Avengers’ film up in a space probe we should categorise it as a ‘documentary’ so that if aliens ever find it, they would assume we have a team of bad-ass superheros guarding the Earth against alien
wiredwentz: just-shower-thoughts: They should create a show called “Who Wants to Stay a Millionaire” where millionaires can lose all their money if they don’t win the show. *cough* donald trump Don’t call him a millionaire or he’ll
sarahthephoenix: zebcuson: scribblerextraordinaire: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. The Scots were right all along The Scots did it to hide more knives
gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get my
just-shower-thoughts: Relationships are the Pro Versions of friendships that suddenly allow more features but also there are monthly costs.
just-shower-thoughts: Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you
