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just-shower-thoughts: Putting socks to the washer is like sending soldiers to war. You know beforehand that not all of them are going to make it back.
athee-fille: starofthesouth: just-shower-thoughts: We should all be thankful that “anti-thunderstorms” with flashes of extreme darkness (during the day) followed by loud, high-pitch screeches, don’t exist. what the actual fuck actually no I
just-shower-thoughts: I’m sad as an atheist because I wish I believed in a universe where I get a comprehensive list of stats when I die.
just-shower-thoughts: During a storm, the more it rains, the louder it gets. Therefore the higher the volume of rain, the higher the volume of rain.
thefaultinourchickennuggets: just-shower-thoughts: In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.
just-shower-thoughts: Why is there a ’D’ in ‘fridge’ but not in ‘refrigerator’?
just-shower-thoughts: Being under house arrest is just the grown up version of being grounded.
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: just-shower-thoughts: When someone dies on a TV show, we are basically watching them get fired I actually think about this a lot
just-shower-thoughts: I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “cool” is probably the only slang term that has been used unironically my whole life.
just-shower-thoughts: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
just-shower-thoughts: The Toys-R-Us mascot shouldn’t be a giraffe, it should be a dinosaur, the “Toy-saurus.”
just-shower-thoughts: If we enlarged our fingerprints and turned them into records they would probably play music.
just-shower-thoughts: My birthday is 9 months after my father’s birthday
just-shower-thoughts: America treats its flag better than most of its people
just-shower-thoughts: “It is better to ask forgiveness than permission” is great motivational advice, but a terrible sexual education slogan.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “swims” is the same upside down
just-shower-thoughts: If I have Facebook open on one tab, and questionable content open on another tab, I feel like everyone can see what I’m browsing.
just-shower-thoughts: One day on Mercury lasts about 58 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
nerdsandgamersftw: sueslayer: captoring: just-shower-thoughts: Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates. nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of
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just-shower-thoughts: An eye exam is really the only test where guessing answers correctly won’t benefit you
just-shower-thoughts: When C-3PO says “Praise the maker” it’s referring to Darth Vader.
ridleysdaisys: just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars has basically done the opposite of product placement. Instead of real life brands creeping in to the film, the film has crept in to every brand in real life.
just-shower-thoughts: In the future laser tag will be taken more seriously.
dannysgreenpants: just-shower-thoughts: Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button? I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off
just-shower-thoughts: The first word I say every year is “happy” and the last is “one”
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: dannysgreenpants: just-shower-thoughts: Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button? I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a blood transfusion and committed a crime the next day, If a spec of blood was found and was sent for dna analysis, Could it lead to the doner if they were on the dna data base ?
just-shower-thoughts: If it hadn’t been for Jabba the Hutt Han, Luke, and Obiwan would have reached Alderaan a couple hours earlier and been destroyed by the Death Star.
just-shower-thoughts: The “Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side” joke is actually a pun about death.
just-shower-thoughts: The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1963 are probably dead
just-shower-thoughts: Movies should have independent volume controls for speech, music, and sfx like in videogames.
just-shower-thoughts: More than 60 countries in the world annually celebrate getting rid of the British.
just-shower-thoughts: Since there are no real monsters under your bed, what’s actually scaring you is your imagination. Therefore the monster that is scaring you is actually in your bed.
just-shower-thoughts: Buying a new computer online is like asking your current girlfriend to set you up with her more attractive friend.
just-shower-thoughts: A laser tag arena would be an intense place for a cat
just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we are consious minds in a skeleton covered in meat, living on an organic spaceship filled with molten iron orbiting a perpetual nuclear explosion that is billions of years old is the most beautiful, mystical and metal
just-shower-thoughts: Hockey is a lot more fun to watch if you pretend everyone is fighting over the last Oreo.
just-shower-thoughts: The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes I wonder what was the first thing in the universe to have “died”. The preexistent Universe that was completely destroyed by the Big Bang of course.
just-shower-thoughts: Every “How it’s made” video should be archived in the event of an apocalypse.
just-shower-thoughts: When someone gives a speech in a movie and crowd applauds, that’s actually screenwriter applauding himself.
just-shower-thoughts: I wish browsers would stop asking me if I want to save my password before I know I put in the right one.
just-shower-thoughts: The number 14233221 describes itself; it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones.
just-shower-thoughts: Schools/colleges/universities should have vending machines for pens, notebooks and other stationary items
just-shower-thoughts: A broken vaccuum sucks because it doesn’t.
chu-chuchocolat: kissed-by-the-fallen-angel: just-shower-thoughts: If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day” DUDE Damn my bday gonna be g8
just-shower-thoughts: Somebody is working on something right now that will change the world in a few years.
just-shower-thoughts: Time machines need to be teleportation machines also because otherwise you’ll end up in the middle of space while the earth has orbited somewhere else entirely.
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe time travel actually works, and all the people from the future who tried coming back ended up in some random spot in space, where the earth once orbited.
just-shower-thoughts: If I was teleported to the middle ages, I’d have no idea how to recreate any current technology.
buzzfeed: missharleenfquinzel: helladonkaphant: just-shower-thoughts: Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore clark kent the buzzfeed editor. 10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman
just-shower-thoughts: The most universal aspects of human existence (sexuality, bodily functions, body parts, feelings) are the things we try the hardest to hide from people.
just-shower-thoughts: Proper grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
just-shower-thoughts: The phrase “so easy a kid could do it” doest really apply to technology. For technology its more like “so easy grandma could do it”
just-shower-thoughts: Luke Skywalker still never picked up those power convertors at Tosche Station.
just-shower-thoughts: If I ate a grass type pokemon, would I be eating meat, or a salad?
just-shower-thoughts: How fast a car can go from 100-0 is probably more important than how fast it can get from 0-100
just-shower-thoughts: The Onion should do a factual article for April Fools to have everyone skeptical whether it is real or fake
