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just-shower-thoughts: Dog food lid spelt backwards spells dildo of god, I thought you should all know.
krazykitsune: just-shower-thoughts: The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days. Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve ever had an original thought?
just-shower-thoughts: As a married man, I wank off way more than my 14 year old self thought I would.
just-shower-thoughts: I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.
just-shower-thoughts: A lot of gender issues could be resolved if we could get rid of the notion that women aren’t allowed to have thoughts, and men aren’t allowed to have feelings.
xxvioletlovexx: elidyce: kaitoukitty: libertarian–princess: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?” So ancient Egypt’s best
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times in my life I have thought “I’ll always remember this,” that I have now completely forgotten about
just-shower-thoughts: Ever wonder how many strangers have thought you were attractive in passing
just-shower-thoughts: Someone holds the record for highest number of people to have masturbated to the thought of them.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: spones-in-my-bones: mybeautifulhorizon: just-shower-thoughts: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting. You probably couldn’t tell, cause they were fast as lightning. Honestly, that thought is a little bit
just-shower-thoughts: Being an introvert, I’ve had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation
just-shower-thoughts: At some point in my life someone has probably seen me and thought “Well… at least I’m not that guy”
just-shower-thoughts: When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be “Which movie came the closest?”
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many foods are thought to be poisonous because the first person to eat them was allergic.
just-shower-thoughts: When I was 17 I thought 30 was really old, then I turned 30 and discovered I was right!
just-shower-thoughts:There are probably many people who came up with a simple but brilliant idea but were like “nah somebody must’ve already thought about this”
just-shower-thoughts: Someone’s probably masturbated to the thought of you.
just-shower-thoughts: With the amount of “stop, drop, and roll” education I received growing up, I kinda thought catching on fire would be a more common problem as an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: If people could hear my thoughts in public places, I’d get beaten up. A lot.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many emails or texts people have half-written to me, then either changed their mind or thought better of it and deleted them before sending.
just-shower-thoughts: What if there was a counter that made a little “ding” noise that went up every time someone thought about you while masturbating?
just-shower-thoughts: In the near future thanks to self-driving cars, “drunk driving” will mean waking up on the side of the road somewhere, out of gas because you thought “Disneyland” was a good destination at 3:00 AM.
star-vault-ofthe-heavens: just-shower-thoughts: Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult. Please tell me Anakin said this at some point in his life.
just-shower-thoughts: As a child, I thought “stop, drop and roll” was going to be a much larger facet of my life than it actually was.
iopele: theconcealedweapon: just-shower-thoughts: Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone. I never thought about
just-shower-thoughts: Never once in my life have I seen a pop-up add and thought, “I want to give that company my money.”
just-shower-thoughts: I never thought I would say “I’m gonna go to the Jehovah’s Witness Hall to get more Pokeballs”
just-shower-thoughts:When I was younger, I thought cashiers would be happy receiving cash instead of card. Now, as a cashier, I realize it is quite the opposite.
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I thought I’d watch the news when I got older, and now as an adult my life revolves around Archer, Rick and Morty, Futurama and Bobs Burgers episodes
curiooftheheart: yourownpetard: wanderingberserker: yourownpetard: just-shower-thoughts: Rubbing alcohol is for wounds on the outside, but drinking alcohol is for wounds on the inside The sad truth is that neither one of them helps much. i thought
just-shower-thoughts: Having suicidal thoughts are just a few cells plotting to kill all their colleagues.
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I could know how many people thought about me when they were masturbating
just-shitty-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: The hoodie is the modern day cloak Y'know what this isn’t a bad post
just-shower-thoughts: Have you ever thought, on a cosmic scale, how small your penis is?
just-shower-thoughts: Just checked my phone to see what time it was. It said 4:04. For a moment I thought that meant time could not be found.
just-shower-thoughts: If someone would have told me 10 years ago that people in 2016 would be walking around with vaporizing pens I would have thought it would be something way more cool than what it really is.
sealedbeastnue: just-shower-thoughts: “Less” is just boneless boneless. it is physically impossible for an human to come up with this original thought. I know this because I have tested it
paper-cut-tigers: just-shower-thoughts:The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell tells you a lot about the anticipated traffic wait i never thought about that before
drewster321:just-shower-thoughts: There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white president What a beautiful thought
drewster321:just-shower-thoughts:There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white presidentWhat a beautiful thought
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I thought being able to perfectly reproduce my signature would be much a bigger deal than it actually is.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve become so accustomed to having the entire bed and eating out of the container, the thought of dating and risking that sounds awful.
just-shower-thoughts: Daughters that grow up to look like their mother must be creeped out by the thought that they’re exactly looking like something their dad would fuck
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder who has thought of me while masturbating
just-shower-thoughts: Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult.
