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tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
micdotcom:Watch: Anna Kendrick’s shower thoughts are everything
surely a grower not a shower. Thought it was time to show mine.
cosmic-noir:sizvideos:Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie MonsterVideo - Via Siz iOS appWhy did you do this to me?
tastefullyoffensive: Anna Kendrick’s Shower Thoughts (gifs via techgirl)
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] Lol
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] Deep man.
tastefullyoffensive: Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts
just-shower-thoughts:If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except you This dude is deep, yo.
just-shower-thoughts: Finding the right video to masturbate takes longer than masturbating itself. I like to be organized (almost obsessive) about everything, and sometimes I end up curating my porn collection, treating it more like a set of baseball
just-shower-thoughts:It’s somehow dirtier to watch porn without jerking off
just-shower-thoughts:Based on genitalia alone, pants would make a lot more sense for women, and skirts/dresses for men. Mind: BLOWN
just-shower-thoughts:Condoms allow you to cheat both life and death simultaneously
Water makes everything sexier ;). I thought I’d share some pictures of what I consider my favorite fetish. Who doesn’t love hot, naked women surrounded by hot, steamy water. Droplets flowing down thier moisten skin so delicately. So sexy ;).
just-shower-thoughts: There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
thingofnewyork: just-shower-thoughts: Why are girls embarrassed when in a bra and underwear yet eager to be in an even more revealing bikini? Consent.If a girl is out in her bikini, she wants to be seen. She is outside because she wants to be and she
vvankinq: just-shower-thoughts: Cells multiply by dividing.
just-shower-thoughts: We all can recognize our family members walking by the sound of their steps, but most of us don’t know how we sound ourselves.
just-shower-thoughts:In a regular game of chess you never actually capture the king, you just put him in a bad position.
just-shower-thoughts:There are branches of science that don’t technically exist yet
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe when you’re sleep deprived you aren’t hallucinating, your brain just loses the ability to filter out everything around you and rationalize it all.
just-shower-thoughts:The biggest turn on is seeing how much you turn them on.
just-shower-thoughts:It’s stupid to have children if you don’t even like yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: Actors are getting fired and blacklisted when questionable statements are dug up from decades ago. Police can murder and their jobs are safe as long as it’s not on camera.
just-shower-thoughts:Every Queen ant is actually descended from a previous queen ant, making ant societies actual monarchies.
just-shower-thoughts:Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can prevent unhappiness. Oh for fuck sake yes it can. Stop spreading stupid myths.In everything from antidepressants and other medication, to a place to call home and possibilities to do actually
just-shower-thoughts:Politics becomes even more depressing when you realize that it’s literally a never-ending series of popularity contests.
just-shower-thoughts:When you roll over in bed, it’s kind of like your pillow is flipping you to your cool side.
just-shower-thoughts:The Simpsons’ “predictions” were just the result of the writers not realizing how low humanity will sink.
just-shower-thoughts: If you are born in Australia and immediately fly to New York you will be negative age
just-shower-thoughts: Kids these days will never know the thrill of picking up a ringing payphone and answering, “County morgue, you stab ‘em we slab ‘em.”
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t look back on your past self and cringe, then you didn’t grow as a person.
just-shower-thoughts: I procrastinate because I am stressed. I am stressed because I procrastinate.
just-shower-thoughts: Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
gaylor-moon: kevkapallazzo: just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses. Jesus christ
saffronheliotrope: ygyeshua: just-shower-thoughts: My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet. ….. This legit just humbled me yep, keeping this one forever
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master: just-shower-thoughts: 2019 will most likely be the last year to end with “teen” for the rest of our lives. All of us after reading this post;
just-shower-thoughts: In the last few months, I think I’ve seen the American Flags around town at half-staff more than full-staff.
just-shower-thoughts: If people were really named by occupation in the Middle Ages, I’m curious to find out what the first Dickinson did for a living
just-shower-thoughts: When you lay awake at night, your brain is that one guy at the sleepover that all the other organs wish would shut up and go to sleep. Yeeeeeeeeeep
pretentiouslimericks: meatswitch: just-shower-thoughts: Child gates are the equivalent of blocked off areas in video games due to your character’s level. what’s it mean that my nephew just fucking bowls them over with his massive baby body Speedrun
deadlyniightshaade: just-shower-thoughts: The 2010s will be over in six months.
just-shower-thoughts: While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there. So you’re saying there is absolutely no threat there now or ever was?
open-plan-infinity: just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many memories I’m in.
just-shower-thoughts: Spiders are the only type of web developers who are happy to find bugs
just-shower-thoughts: Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
just-shower-thoughts: If the Minions exist to serve the evilest person alive, then there were probably Minions working at Auschwitz.
just-shower-thoughts:If most guys wake up with morning wood that means the earth is constantly doing “the wave” with boners. this post recently went through my dash and it got me thinking about something.According to quantum field theory, certain
adriofthedead: a-redharlequin: roxxygoetz: journieuniverse: kenzieisscience: just-shower-thoughts: Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’. that’s what interns are for Builds character His name is Tim Everett. He plotted
just-shower-thoughts: Ryan Reynolds starred in Detective Pikachu probably just to make fun of it in Deadpool 3.
Edward Cullen is a yandere.
bryguy142: just-shower-thoughts: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned
ask-atherian-films: just-shower-thoughts: Male unicorn genitalia should be referred to as “Majesticals”. @whatsa-smut this sounds like something you would do… I can confirm this.
just-shower-thoughts: If roles were reversed and female orgasm was a required part of the impregnation process, there would be a lot less unplanned pregnancies.
thatpeskyboat: just-shower-thoughts:Dreams need a multiplayer mode
r4cs0: libertarirynn: celticpyro: just-shower-thoughts: Chefs that cook in front of you at a restaurant are the lap dancers of the fine dining industry It’s true but you shouldn’t say it. That take is so hot it’s like it came off a hibachi
This is the third of my homemade piss compilations.Some favorite clips edited together, slowed down and using some music I thought would fit nicely since the original soundtracks were just too much. Enjoy! ♥ http://lenoirgold.blogspot.com/
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
fatdickstyles: just-shower-thoughts: Girls can’t find their hairclip, but they remember what you said exactly 2 yrs ago at 2:13am Can’t find a 2mm piece of metal usually colored brown that blends into everything but remembers when you said something
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