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just-shower-thoughts: Life is not short. It is literally the longest thing you will ever do.
dovin-galaxy: just-shower-thoughts: Most of the noises that you hear outside in rural areas are animals screaming “please fuck me!” as loud as they can. I am one of those animals
just-shower-thoughts: You could punch a random British person in the face today and there’s a 52% chance they’d deserve it.
just-shower-thoughts: Great Britain learned one crazy trick to lose billions of pounds overnight. Click here to learn how thousands of voters were clickbaited into voting for the wrong decision!
just-shower-thoughts: Juggling is just an impressive way to play catch with yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: 2016 is like a montage of news footage you see in the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie explaining how the world was ruined.
just-shower-thoughts: If I search up any “-phobia” on Google, Google’s first response is to show me pictures of it.
just-shower-thoughts: Technically, all words are made up.
hatingongodot: queerqueerspawn: gayharshnoise: 37q: neraiutsuze: andrusi: dvandom: esser-z: kablob17: popinloopy: just-shower-thoughts: An infinite number of ũ bills and an infinite number of ฤ bills would be worth the same @moonnlesbian
just-shower-thoughts: It. Is. Really. Annoying. To. Read. Something. Written. Like. This. Eventhough. You. Could. Literally. Ignore. The. Full. Stops.
sarahthephoenix: zebcuson: scribblerextraordinaire: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. The Scots were right all along The Scots did it to hide more knives
just-shower-thoughts: To the guy that invented zero, thanks for nothing
just-shower-thoughts: On Christmas, Battlefield 1 should have a truce and turn into a soccer game for 24 hours.
just-shower-thoughts: For some people, autism is like dumping all your skill points into one stat. This post is both accurate and kind at the same time, good job OP!
just-shower-thoughts: Don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years tonight.
just-shower-thoughts:Beef jerky is just a meat raisin
just-shower-thoughts:Instead of saying “Save Net Neutrality”, say “Stop Internet Toll Roads” and people would probably understand the issue better.
just-shower-thoughts:Whoever coined the term “coined the term” coined the term “coined the term”
onlyblackgirl: just-shower-thoughts: Everyone talks about the health benefits of smoking marijuana; however, it’s still smoking and smoking is bad for your lungs. Everyone knows this. Show me to the dude who can afford to smoke enough weed to get
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to
wearejustvisiting: just-shower-thoughts: Keys only exist because humans are shit you ever heard of a bear, my friend
official-data: postmodernmulticoloredcloak: dreyas-got-beats: just-shower-thoughts: In the days before recorded music, I wonder if nobles ever instructed their chamber musicians to play their latest favorite song like twenty times in a row. Fun fact:
monsterlets: just-shower-thoughts: A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.
just-shower-thoughts:Batman was a rich dude going around beating up the mentally ill. cept the villains aren’t actually mentally ill they’re just written as evil characters sooo don’t make the connection between mental illness and being evil, thanks?
just-shower-thoughts:Every time 4/20 lands on a Friday, the previous Friday was Friday the 13th that sure is how time works
the-armed-utahn: trashcanbees: just-shower-thoughts: Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby. God I wish I knew what this meant I wish to God i fucking didnt.
corpse-decay: just-shower-thoughts: Anti-Vax is the latest form of human natural selection can y’all dumbasses actually think for once like anti-vax only hurts the kids and not the dumb ass parents not to mention it affects herd immunity which hurts
just-shower-thoughts: If chameleons can change colors. can they say the N word. This is the worst fucking post I’ve seen from this blog
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master: just-shower-thoughts: 2019 will most likely be the last year to end with “teen” for the rest of our lives. All of us after reading this post;
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: Me having a ‘shitty ass fucking day’ is much different than a porn star having a ‘shitty ass fucking day’
unclefather: just-shower-thoughts: If Snails are so slow, why dont we ever see them coming? Its like…boom there’s a snail they’re only slow when we are watching
just-shower-thoughts: Gray hair is just your hair printer running out of ink.
lovesherlokidthings: just-shower-thoughts: If I was born after nine months, and an hour before me, a premature baby was born after seven-and-a-half months, they would be older than me despite existing for a shorter period of time. Don’t fuck with
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
just-shower-thoughts: There’s an unspoken rule that if you accidentally step on a cat or dog’s tail, you have to chase them down so you can baby them for a few minutes to relieve your guilt
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a shop where they have a boob scanner which 3D prints the perfect bra for you.
just-shower-thoughts: Why do “balls” equate to toughness and “pussy” equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nards sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a hair salon for introverts where all the stylists are comfortable with silence.
just-shower-thoughts: I procrastinate to clean until I need to clean to procrastinate
just-shower-thoughts: As a student people used to tell me how stressful “adult working life” is and how being a student was so easy. But today I am way more relaxed since my job has a defined start and end as opposed to the constant guilt of feeling
just-shower-thoughts:The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a medical bracelet for “delete my internet history”.
just-shower-thoughts: In 2016 our favorite celebrities died. In 2017 they lived long enough to become the villain.
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tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
buzzfeed: missharleenfquinzel: helladonkaphant: just-shower-thoughts: Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore clark kent the buzzfeed editor. 10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman
ritavonbees: tahtherednosedtrickster: just-shower-thoughts: The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful. rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss rudolph was already exactly as
helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke
phasmascaptain: just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
just-shower-thoughts: From Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar, and now The Martian, America has spent a lot of money trying to retrieve Matt Damon.
elleandtheoubliette: just-shower-thoughts: A buttload of dildos is only one dildo. thats quitter talk my friend
just-shower-thoughts:If aliens saw any of our problems they’d say: “The solution is easy. All you have to do is work together.” And we would laugh at them.
just-shower-thoughts: Horny and Hungry is distinguished by where you insert the cucumber
just-shower-thoughts: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
just-shower-thoughts: You shake people’s masturbation hand with your masturbation hand
just-shower-thoughts: You shake people’s masturbation hand with your masturbation hand Not necessarily. I use my left hand lol
reallydesperate2016: just-shower-thoughts: Why is it that you can hold a pee for 3+ hours but not the 3 seconds it takes to take off your pants? Mmm..good question….guess because you usually full to bursting so bad….nothing can hold it back any
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