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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
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“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: I believe the answer is: HELL YES!!!
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“I would shave for you.”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
More t-shirts now available! “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.” “I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.” “It’s a good thing I find breathing
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.”
Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy ;)
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
Update on the valentines! So here’s what I’m thinking for the design. I know it’s pretty simplistic, but bear in mind these are fairly small cards, so if I made them too image-heavy the text would be difficult to read. Still, I welcome
More valentine updates! All of your requests are now in stock for 50 cents each at my CafePress store! This doesn’t mean it’s too late to request though– I’m planning on adding more tomorrow, and probably the next few days after
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days. It was my birthday weekend so I was either too busy or too drunk to get online.LOOK WHAT’S HERE THOUGH!!!!!!! Made my birthday so much better! :D
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“Are you an unanswered question on my mantle? Because I want to stab you… with my penis.”
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
