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“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.â€
“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
