sherlock pick up lines
NSFW Tumblr
find sherlock pick up lines on porn pin board
sherlock pick up lines clips
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d still fall for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
xxx tumblr
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“You don’t need to pay £2,995 to be my V.I.P.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
