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“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
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“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
