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“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
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“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
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“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.â€Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted by estrangedgearbox.
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Oscillation on the pavement means I love you.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
