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“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
