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yourbadgrrl: He buzzed with a different kind of energy at work. His colleagues were surprised. If only they knew what was waiting for him in his basement when he got home from work…
sherlockshomosnacktuals: In the past month 300 girls in Nigeria were abducted to be sold as sex slaves because “education for women is evil,” a girl in Connecticut got stabbed after telling a boy “no” when asked if she’d go to prom with him,
collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to
My wife and I were in Vegas. She met a guy at a Casino there and decided to invite him to our room for a drink. Our rule is that on vacation, my wife can fuck anyone she wants….It’s not cheating if I get to watch…It didn’t take a lot
imlookin4modelny: this kid came to deliver my food and his shorts were sagging, you could see he was commando he had on flip flops and a tank top so i asked him if he would lose the shirt and flip flops and show me his bush for an extra ฤ as you
guyswilldoanythingforcash:this kid came to deliver my food and his shorts were sagging, you could see he was commando he had on flip flops and a tank top so i asked him if he would lose the shirt and flip flops and show me his bush for an extra ฤ
noweveryonesgone: Wow, he can bring me off so many times just licking my ass and pussy it’s crazy, I’m wondering if I should take the next step and let him fuck me the next time were alone.
dante1255: easyslutt: Part 2 - Finally i am able to upload it 😔 If you guys were me, what would you have said to my bf when i looked up at him? You can see he was kinda messing up my vibe when he kept talking to me calling me puta (slut/whore) lol
-Stiles…I never remembered giving you permission to house an accused murderer. -…If it’s any consolation, I never meant for you to realize that you were in fact housing an accused murderer. -Stiles. -Okay so you’re not really housing him, he’s
solanda: purite: wait what since when is dylan sprouse attractive what is this since when since wheN SINCE FOREVER AS IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN YOU WERE A KID
firebreathingeli: castielsteenwolf: reshipped: ahhhhh i love leo so much IMAGINE YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO THAT YOU COULD SAY “YES DUDE GOOD JOB” TO HIM WINNING AN OSCAR I feel as if this is implying that Leonardo uses lol in
enjoy3somes: Um … yes, please. Do follow if you crave Threesome Love! enjoy3somes iloanmywife: My lovely hotwife last weekend. We met him in the hotel room and fooled around until we were all completely spent, then we all went out for drinks.
charminglyantiquated:fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury
sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with
As if depression isnt shitty enough, my two days off were completely and utterly ruined by my bastard father. I am so excited for him to die and burn in hell for eternity.
hyperpregnant:Things were going perfectly. His big, raw cock was filling up her cunt deliciously. He hadn’t mentioned a condom at all. Now he was bottoming out in her incredibly fertile womb. She was confident that she could hold him in, but even if
lordzuuko:First Kiss. They were back at the castle of lions and Keith had a nightmare about Shiro being held captive again. Shiro heard and assured him he wasn’t going anywhere. “I’ll sleep beside you if that makes you feel better.”
Jd is always positive omg. Were like total opposites. Why am i not focusing on lecture and making textpost about some boy He got me fucked up. If anything hed be upset at himself for jeopardizing my education because i can stop thinking about him
We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless,
brothersisterfathermother: I’ve never minded giving dad what he wants. He’s my father after all, and I like making him happy. I never even noticed if the requests were getting unusual at all. I just enjoyed it.
kngshxt: devthagoddess: i love him regardless if shopped or not, this shit is so disrespectful. “i’m not my grandparents,” nigga FUCK YOU. they had to LIVE and in order to survive so your ungrateful ashy ass could be born, they were forced
melissasdirtydiary: After years of daring him, my father finally broke down and as he thrust his cock into me, he stared me directly in the eyes. His eyes were taunting me, almost as if he was the one daring me now.
incestutopia: thekelts-incestdesires: kinkykcgirl: I see you back there, bro. I know you were watching. Did you enjoy the show? Did you see him cum inside me? Want to lick it out? No I want to put more in FOLLOW INCESTUTOPIA! If there is a
uncensoredpleasure: Your husband’s assistant was always willing to help him with his load, even if it meant coming over to your place while you were there.
eclisy: if you didnt have a crush on him when you were little then ur lying to yourself
harkbus: When Greg was born, I didn’t like him. I thought he was the most ungrateful, ungracious, vapid little tyrant. I was glad he and I were only half related. This changed, though I’m not sure if it should have.
littlesisterwish: First my brother brought out the twister board which I thought was weird because it was just the two of us and then he brought out oil. I asked him what we were gonna do, and he just said “I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you don’t
Your friend was asking you how things were going. You told her: “My landlord was a real jerk. He sent around a notice that that rent had gone up and he needed more for the security deposit. I offered to give him a blow job if he would reconsider,
perogays:a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist
holaleomessi: Pablo Maffeo. He (Messi) asked me a couple of things: if I was on loan from Man City and how old I was. He was very humble.Pablo Maffeo. We were talking because I was stuck to him the whole match. There was no bad feeling or anything
justpiercetheveilalready: notewhatswritteninred: So last night I finally met Austin Carlile. First I went to Tilly’s and while my friends and I were in line i saw him and started crying and i had a panic attack and one of the workers asked if I was
Dave Miller - Honestly with the size of his legs I wouldn’t be surprised if those rips were from him just putting on those jeans.
when i was 5 years old on sept 8, 2001, i went to new york city. My father took me to the top of the empire state building, and the first thing i remember seeing when i went to the top the first thing were the world trade centers and i asked him if maybe
cumalloverme-baby: Little slut was failing her class horribly, she knew she couldn’t make it up even if they gave her extra credit. So she only had one thing in mind: fuck the teacher and show him she should pass her, as the students were leaving she
bcrude: Suzie and Becky told Mr. Crude they’d do anything he wanted if he’d let them spend the night with him. He took them to Barnes & Noble and found out just how willing they were.
jasjuliet:He wonders if his General came because they were comrades, or because the intel in Wolffe’s head was much too important to fall in enemy hands…but there is something in the way Plo calls him son…-After being captured by Separatists and
darksideofthemoon49: ajl0058: “he was basicallly just fucking my face!” she realised that was all she was to be used for tonight…..and there were others lined up after him. she knew also, that if she spilled a single drop…..there
Everyone wants to talk about the Trayvon Martin case as if this kind of stuff doesn’t happen everyday… How about today when this guy got jumped by two grown men that were suppose to be his friend? They beat the living hell out of him, stole
