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nerdybreeding: I am such a soiled girl, I have my best friend from primary school eatig me out and I am watching my lover breed herWe told him she isn’t on the pill and would love it if she got bred by her bestfirends lover, we were both more then
what if ken and daisuke became letter bees and wormmon and v-mon were their dingos and they wore fucking matching handkerchiefs and kens hat was too big for him and daisukes strutting around like he’s the coolest thing ever when really he’s
chastestories: Gaming While Locked It was the only thing that could keep his mind off his throbbing cock. If even for a few minutes. The thoughts about sex were a constant companion ever since his roommates had locked him up. He couldn’t get them out
malachidavenport: Malachi nodded when Anna told him why she was so great at making snowmen. ”Well then I’d say you were the best to have on my team then.” he told her with a grin. ”And if you ever need anyone for some beer pong, you know
makepretendprincess: fairyy-fail: What if Natsu dies when he unleashes that power, which is why he said he could only use it once? He knows how powerful Zeref is, Natsu has obviously gotten a lot less dense in the previous chapters. Him and Happy were
bustysister: We were at stage seven of our complicated twelve stage plan to see if my little brother and I would be comfortable following through with our lust. To be honest, I knew the whole thing was for him, but I was still nervous that he’d back
kingofwizardthings: How would you react if your girl was getting fucked by another man and she called him “daddy” whilst you were recording?I don’t know man, I’d take that as a red-flag…considering how much she liked it xDHere’s Part 1
Of if only there were two of him. Actually the world might explode
So me( conservitive) and my conservative friend were talking at lunch and the theoretical topic came up if trump gets the republican nomination. we decided it didn’t matter who was running against him we would vote for that person. Trump vs Satan vote
im-new-at-this: phenomenal-female-form: Viola Bailey “No… that’s not right… you were staring at them all night, remember?” Brett awoke as if he’d fallen asleep in the middle of a conversation. What happened to him? Who was this girl, and
We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless,
lil-miss-romance:daddyiwantthis: Daddy took me to Disneyland for my birthday! He asked an employee where the “group restrooms” were & I was SO blushy. She gave him a funny look as she directed us to the companion bathroom. Wonder if she knew
snorlaxatives: remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative
Hi, Marge. Well you were right. He confessed to spying on you through the bathroom window…. Punished? Well sort of. He’s getting it out of his system. Yea, told him if he like masturbating so much he had to do it now, in front of me. Hold on a sec…
blackgeologist: I like how people talk about slavery as if it was something that happened 5000000 years ago. This is my great papa he was born I think in July of 1900. That’s my auntie laughing and that’s him holding me. His parents were slaves.
marriedandfucking: From two weekends ago…A friend of ours who moved out of town a few months after we met him comes back to town periodically. When he does, if we’re able to be kid free he has stayed with us, and two weekends ago, we were able to
marriedjock8: After too many beers to count, I bet him that he wouldn’t drop his pants because our wives were in the next room. Trouble was, I had to put it in my mouth if he did. I lost at gay chicken.
consultingsexsymbol: cutie-fallen-angel: sswincestiel: lifeaintwhatitsworth: nerdyalert: dalek-hunter-at-hogwarts: friendly reminder that if John Winchester were alive he’d kill his own son Friendly reminder that Dean would probably want him
naughtyladiesgroup: Sending text to Mr while he’s at work. 😜. Such a tease. Can’t wait for him to get home. Mrs. I bet he can’t wait either, REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU WERE COMING HOME TOO THIS? Laura xxx Submitted by frankrizzo10.tumblr.com
jakespot: One of my buddies from the team had asked me to stay over all weekend. His parents were gone and I don’t think he liked being by himself so he asked if I wanted to hangout with him. I was sitting on the couch and I was pretty horny, like
decepticonofficial: like i think if someone smothered starscream in compliments or were actually kind to him, he would enjoy it for a short while, but suddenly just be like “ok this is boring where the heck is megatron”
spiroandthelacktones: paper-mario-wiki: wouldnt it be nice if more news articles were like this https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/walter-carr-walks-to-first-day-of-work-ceo-gifts-him-car/ This is what we mean when we say that rich people have the
secretlaurie: I love her expression looking back at him. It looks like her eyes are asking, “I thought you were going to put it in my pussy. You want my ass? If you want that and you will like me still, that is ok…” Or maybe I am just thinking
sincestkid: juanleona:Damn Judy, I was certain you were lying. That’s just so nasty, you let your brother sperm you’re unprotected pussy. What if you get preggers? Do you think you could convince him to do it with us? just sixteen and already
sushinfood: goth1988: doommap1999: mayushii: if this isn’t fucked up idk what is xx imma fuck him up “Officer Darren Wilson is White, I am a Black Officer. Wilson didn’t do a report, I also chose not to do a report. Both subjects were black
paper-mario-wiki: wouldnt it be nice if more news articles were like this https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/walter-carr-walks-to-first-day-of-work-ceo-gifts-him-car/
cfnmfuntown: otkfme: matriarchyrules: Spread Matriarchy. Women are Superior He knows this will always happen to him if he arrives home late without a phone call. Of that were ME, I might be late on purpose!
bigboobiesbasement: Her parents were totally against their relationship. They didn’t want her having any relationship with any white guy. They strictly told her if they ever caught her with him again they would disown her so they kept their relationship
mugglesinspace: If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die! Harry could have just shot him a text like “Yo Sirius, where u at?” “Just at home eatin some pasta” “K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
fuckyeahappo: hoganddice: He also stood before the pharisees and told them they were all hypocritical idiots who needed to shut up and leave people alone.He also told one of his disciples to steal a donkey for him, when asked what to do if somebody
windsroad: windsroad: what the frick phoenix you were napping before a trial you’re like the worst attorney ever if you weren’t the protagonist I would NEVER hire you but protagonists can never fail so I just damned him didn’t I
collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to
beperrinoid: thenamesbria: elionking: kingjaffejoffer: ROFLLLLLL damn i thought they were gonna put him in an American prison this time for this exact reason If he needs a place to hide out, he has sanctuary with me lol HAHAHAHA
I wish I could have made it up there to see him one last time. I just hope he, and all my brothers, know how much I love them and how much they mean to me - how much a part of my life they were and are, even if I don’t get to see them often enough.I
guardianshanarra: ((Okay so me and @betrayer-illidan were discussing what would it be like if Illidan was forced to level with the rest of us (considering he is a lvl 70 boss so I place him at about 73ish). And that resulted in this… Illidan finds
eros-muse: My piano teacher has a unique way to discipline me if I make mistakes or lip off to him while we’re practicing. He never told my parents what those methods were but I’d been there when he told them his teaching style was unorthodox and
forrestyoungtea: Paige’s attempts were resulting in the rewards she was seeking. Paige could tell her father was noticing her in the ways she was wanting him to… Catching his eyes focusing on her legs, her ass, her breasts, even if only for split
rrraaazzz:When she got home from school as usual her parents were still at work, she was in her room when her big brothers comes in and asked her if she wanted to fool around with him,she nervously agreed and he first bends her over and eats her pussy
guyswilldoanythingforcash:found aj working at a house when i was looking for a propertyt to flip i asked him if he was interested in making some quick cash. he didnt wanna do anything where he worked but he said thier were woods near by. i followed
destroy-everythingyoulove: solanda: purite: wait what since when is dylan sprouse attractive what is this since when since wheN SINCE FOREVER AS IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN YOU WERE A KID no we liked cole
hubedihubbe:A lot of you were asking if Aerick has always had a blue eye because you can’t recall that, and you’re right, he hasn’t, that’s a new design on him! He’s based on a paint quarter horse, and they can get blue eyes a little here and
devioussmile813:At first they were just having sex. After a while she started to talk about when they “made love”. Now she is asking him to move in with us. I feel like this is going too far, but if I ask her to choose I’m not sure she would choose
embarrassedboys: He could hear voices… coming closer… too far away to make out what they were saying or who they belonged to, but still he knew that if he could hear them, there was a very real possibility they would discover him like this…
furryfamilyfun: I love watching my boyfriend get tongue fucked by his brother. When I confessed to him that I as attracted to his brother he raised his eyebrow and told me about how they used to fool around when they were kids. I’ll be damned if I
sissyslutcaps: You were going to have a party and it needed to be awesome, so you asked a senior black boy if he would use his fake ID to buy you drinks. He said that he would, but you had to come over and do him a favor first. When you got there his
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: It was only 贄.00 – I wanted a baby. The military man next door always flirted with me… his wife and kids were in Alabama – and when I asked him if he’d breed me for a hundred dollars – he made me sign a paper
mattysdaddarios-deactivated2016: “I was bullied by a few people who were much older than me. So I went to camp to learn how to box. I was 12, and my coach was 24. It gave me confidence to know that if I could fight him, I could stand up to anyone.”
canadachild9: ok no but this hits me so hard + cause hiccup is visibly upset + even if i don’t remember what they were saying at this exact point + and the dragon just comes over and gives him a lil nuzzle + ‘it’s ok weird little leather
fuckmytwinkboyfriend:What would you do if one of your buddies sent you this video of him fucking your boyfriend while you were at work?
orlandofox: Could you imagine if old Chica and/or old Bonnie were really trying to check up on the new guy to make sure the new ones didn’t give him any trouble? Hehee. <3
