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mynightwing: When I walked downstairs to get a snack, I saw my brother jacking off. I stood there in amazement, staring at him. When he called my name, his eyes were pinched shit. They shot wide open when I asked if I could sit on his lap. He didn’t
I wish I had enough time to put on some calming music and get the chance to worship him like this… if only guys were actually this patient when they want your mouth on their cock…
pikashton-deactivated20151227: AU Meme: You were very good friends with the boys. Calum dedicated Don’t Stop to you when you went to one of their shows after he asked you to come on stage, and asked you if you’d go on a date with him sometime soon.
sissyslutcaps: You were going to have a party and it needed to be awesome, so you asked a senior black boy if he would use his fake ID to buy you drinks. He said that he would, but you had to come over and do him a favor first. When you got there his
solanda: purite: wait what since when is dylan sprouse attractive what is this since when since wheN SINCE FOREVER AS IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN YOU WERE A KID
x-lucky-fuck-x: if that top were my bf, i’d cut him
nouis-n-stuff:xTeen Choice Awards 2013 Louis wasn’t on rehearsals because he didn’t feel well. When they were performing live for the moment he looked totally lost. Niall went to him after his solo even if it wasn’t planned (nothing was planned
forcedbicuckfemdom-mistress: 1dekatt: cuckoldpleasure: Cuckold Pleasure: It really looks like she’s the guy fucking him like he’s the girl. Check it out. I got to try this tonight. Omg! So sexy! It would be even better if a big bull were
cuckoldpleasure: Cuckold Pleasure: She’s not paying much attention to you. Something a cuckold gets used to. Maybe he’ll notice you stripping your wife’s clothes off for him. If not then at least you’ll be turned on and proud that you were such
spankme2: wokeninvain: withoutasking: *unff* When He’s been fucking you hard and fast and deep….and then stops. First you wiggle…maybe grind a bit, if you dare. You’re desperate for Him, His cock, the delicious sensations that were overwhelming
ifuckedhim: Not sure if i’ve already posted these, they were in my To Post folder. I still find him mega-attractive, so all is well.
hentext: The rules were simple. If Jenna wanted to go out for the evening, first she had to kneel in front of her step-father and make him cum all over her tits, in order to remind her what it was like to serve a real Master.
justcuminside:He pulled out and told me he was close to cumming, it wasn’t safe for him to cum inside me this week and it was dangerous enough that we were fucking bareback … even if he pulled out.But as I rubbed his thick cock against my slick cunt,
cheeky-lads-post: mybiventure: another one of these selfie guys…..if a buddy found those pics on his phone, he’d say they were for a girl….but no dude sends pics of him holding his asshole open to a girl! Is Lonsdale still around? http://cheeky-lads-
tricias-captions: “Your boss just left, honey. He said he was very satisfied with the arrangement and you could keep your job. But he said if I didn’t report to him that you ate his jizz from my pussy each time he comes here, that you were going
The dream had began simple enough.Cuddling, gentle touches, kisses on the back of his neck.He often dreamed of Vhaelen when the man was absent for an extended period of time as if his mind were reminding him of just how smitten he was. It didn’t feel
jakespot: One of my buddies from the team had asked me to stay over all weekend. His parents were gone and I don’t think he liked being by himself so he asked if I wanted to hangout with him. I was sitting on the couch and I was pretty horny, like most
Paige’s attempts were resulting in the rewards she was seeking. Paige could tell her father was noticing her in the ways she was wanting him to… Catching his eyes focusing on her legs, her ass, her breasts, even if only for split seconds,
TC: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE. TC: they were always both me. :o) TC: AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME. Do: Remember how gamzee said this? Well now half of him is in there with Caliborn. What if the other half
We were playing the winter randomness thing, and our Winston was being reckless to the point that my brother and I wondered if he was trying to switch out.So naturally, we kept bringing him back to life.VICTORY! ensued.
daddyiwantthis: Daddy took me to Disneyland for my birthday! He asked an employee where the “group restrooms” were & I was SO blushy. She gave him a funny look as she directed us to the companion bathroom. Wonder if she knew I was diapered
amydoesntdoanything: charminglyantiquated:fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our
elfangel94:bisexualcrises:bisexualcrises:snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions
kouichi-kun-blog: Why were such words spoken? “If I wasn’t dating him.” That’s not it, I…
So I’m at work and there is this employee I work with, young guy that’s just a normal geeky dude and awkward but nice, funny, and enjoy talking with him! Anyway at my work today we had a long moment where we were busy and if we are busy that pretty
Little slut was failing her class horribly, she knew she couldn’t make it up even if they gave her extra credit. So she only had one thing in mind: fuck the teacher and show him she should pass her, as the students were leaving she locked the door.
thebootydiaries: surejan-jpeg: thebootydiaries: littlefortrump: antisjwdaddydom: thebootydiaries: when he says people in niqabs make him uncomfortable Sorry, but the burkah is something we don’t need If only feminazis were more concerned about
Eren adores Levi, his favorite character from his favorite manga/anime series, and ships him hard with the protagonist. If he’s being quite honest, Eren kind of wishes that he actually were the protagonist so that in the right alternate universe, he
pearwaldorf: lumpatronics: SERVICE DOG PSA So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him
aryastarks: wescraven: We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then
indyfinitely: Wait for him, I’ll wait forever if I must.(Were you ever able to name one hero who was happy?) (No.) (x)
odinsblog: “If today’s centrist Democrats were around when FDR was crafting the New Deal, they would have fought him tooth & nail. Can you even imagine? “What do you mean, Social Security? And Medicare? And jobs that pay a living wage? FOR
spiroandthelacktones: paper-mario-wiki: wouldnt it be nice if more news articles were like this https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/walter-carr-walks-to-first-day-of-work-ceo-gifts-him-car/ This is what we mean when we say that rich people have the
nudityandnerdery:Thor in the first Thor movie:Weird, terrible bleached eyebrows.Thor in the What If…? episode about him being an only child:Normal eyebrows.Hence, we can safely assume that the bleached eyebrows were the result of some terrible,
perogays: a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually
asleepylioness: Happy Wednesday Ms. Lioness. I was missing my man last night so I made some hot tea and stretched a little. It was a nice little distraction.xx,orgasmixx.tumblr.com I am so sorry you were missing your love but if him being away inspires
ask-grimdark-scootaloo: guntersprite: This reminds me.. One time my bro and I were playing Halo 2 online and some guy on our team kept doing the guardian glitch to kill him. It’s a long story if you don’t know about the guardian glitch, but basically,
elmen75: easyslutt: Part 2 - Finally i am able to upload it 😔 If you guys were me, what would you have said to my bf when i looked up at him? You can see he was kinda messing up my vibe when he kept talking to me calling me puta (slut/whore) lol
melissasdirtydiary:After years of daring him, my father finally broke down and as he thrust his cock into me, he stared me directly in the eyes. His eyes were taunting me, almost as if he was the one daring me now.
shisshio-deactivated20151007: “Even when he was up against a huge army and had no chance of winning… Roger stood his ground, he never ran away. Because the people he held dear were behind him. If they ran away together, his crewmates’ lives
spooky-ichi replied to your photoI’m gonna assume this is good but would you recommend it? If the prophet himself were to come back and ask me to recommend him an anime, Mai Hime would be on that list.
rwfan11: ….if only his opponent were pinching his pierced nip! ….. Perhaps any type of touch does it for Albert, look at him! lol :-)
blkprtorcn: insidejamarifox: seth got some body on him.i hope those xxx videos were supposed to be released.if not……..“ruh oh”. x see more here Mmmmmmmmm sexxy chest n cakes
baitfordays: thebaitinggame: Kelli 😊 I got lucky when a model hmu and there were so many pics to chose from! I’ll post his vids and bath pics if wanted 😘 Got vids of him doing the freakiest shit to that y'all will now never see
Please watch this all the way through, even if he mentions something you disagree with. There were a few points I differ slightly with him on myself- but this is probably one of the most reasonable and sane assessments of not just political culture in
lovinglifemt7: jakespot: One of my buddies from the team had asked me to stay over all weekend. His parents were gone and I don’t think he liked being by himself so he asked if I wanted to hangout with him. I was sitting on the couch and I was pretty
therealerme: If I can ignore how good it feels and just focus on staying tight for him, then maybe he’ll give me a longer term, and keep fucking only me until he cums in me instead of them. Although, I know they were thinking the same thing when
augustkeycouple: Day five of no orgasm for Lover. Mostly if not all by his choice. I begged him yesterday morning to cum while we were fucking and he said, “The best way to show I love you is to give everything to you.” No caged sex with toys,
lumpatronics: SERVICE DOG PSA So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more
mugglesinspace: If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die! Harry could have just shot him a text like “Yo Sirius, where u at?” “Just at home eatin some pasta” “K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
deepredroom: #the world would be a better place if more people were like steve rogers I watched this film expecting a straight faced Team America, but I was totally won over and then won over again when they had him playing Captain America Fuck Yeah
My grandma used to live on Garnet Street and I remember one time my brother got lost on Pearl Street and we were trying to give him directions over the phone to get to Garnet like, “If you hit Sapphire or Ruby you went too far” and all thatand it
Was at the bar earlier and this drunk guy came up to me, looked at my shirt and he said “I choose Dragonite” I told him if were talking 6th gen, that I choose Clefable :D Then we talked about the games for a bit and it was fun!! First time
imlookin4modelny: this kid came to deliver my food and his shorts were sagging, you could see he was commando he had on flip flops and a tank top so i asked him if he would lose the shirt and flip flops and show me his bush for an extra ฤ as you
neil-gaiman:So…There’s a scene in Good Omens where we need an extract from Aziraphale’s Diary in the 1820s. And as we were about to shoot him writing it, Douglas asked if we could see a bit of the previous diary entry as well. So I
easyslutt: Part 2 - Finally i am able to upload it 😔 If you guys were me, what would you have said to my bf when i looked up at him? You can see he was kinda messing up my vibe when he kept talking to me calling me puta (slut/whore) lol
ridge: if Justin Bieber were to drive drunk and kill somebody these idiots I mean Belieber’s would still defend him
littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Helped to his feet, Jean stared at their intertwined hands. Her’s were so much smaller than his own and yet she was able to control him when he could easily break her bones by his own, but he never harmed her. If he
oldguardsaidthat:Joe: I wasn’t that drunk last night.Andy: You were flirting with Nicky.Joe: So? He’s my husband.Andy: You asked him if he was single. Then cried when he said he wasn’t.
