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insomniacs-rps: Louie couldn’t help but find the blond rather adorable when he slept, so peaceful and care free. He smiled to himself each time Jean moved closer to him for warmth, knowing that if he were awake this wouldn’t be happening so he took
blazexkeys: I still remember it as if it were yesterday. How I got to know him. He was that weirdo back then. But he is a weirdo I owe a lot. A weirdo that has always been there for me, no matter what. … And that weirdo I love so much. He is the reason
cucuyandbruja: Your man wants me on my knees for him. He doesn’t want you. Maybe if you were the woman you say you are, you could keep your husband from cheating on you.
onlyytoservedaddy: Daddy’s taking a nap and this is what I’d do to wake him up if I were there.
samuelvasnormandy: buzzfeed: HIS NAME IS GUS AND HE’S SLIGHTLY CROSS-EYED AND LOOK AT THE FLOOF ON HIM joshbarlowx you if you were a cat and still cross eyed.
dopest-ethiopian: liftedandgiftedd: mustypink: he looks so annoyed lmao this would be me if I were the child of a celebrity I love him
communistbakery: communistbakery: if i were anakin i wouldve made c3po rose gold or maybe silver tbh… his current color makes him look like a walking trumpet catch the new rose gold c3po 6s
sterling archer is awesome. i’d do him, you know, if he were real LOL
mediumprinceaiichirou: SO I GAVE NILES THE BATH TOWEL AFTER WE WERE MARRIED AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID TO ME RIP IN REST CORRIN (AND ME)
thatnonqualitykpopmemeblog: kyungso: when chanyeol is hungry lol they just throw it to him as if he were an animal. Hm or ferret.
I woulda got wood too, she backing it up on him, if it were me she’d feel the poke too
oralaphrodite: I stare into his eyes, deep and with intent. I don’t want him just ‘hard’, that banal descriptor of any old erection. No, I want more. Much, much more. I want his veins to pulsate and engorge with blood, as if it were a ventricle
unpretty: i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would
rookbodhi: (真他妈的好 = fucking good) If you were stranded on a desert island with one castmate, who would it be?I think maybe Jiang Wen. He’s taken to teaching me Mandarin. I kind of go up to him between scenes and between takes and just - “How
esuerc: If you were hanging on a ledge, would you trust him enough to grab his hand? I would grab it instantaneously OwO
interracialfreaks: computergeek01: Yessss A man this sexy should not be wasting good cum @steyelzprofilez just for shits and giggles, tell me what you would do to that poor dude if you were to walk in on him at that moment?
prettymuchjustsomestuff: zaynsxo: + Honestly I’d probably lick his chest tattoos if they were exposed like that and I met him. There’s a jail cell waiting for me out there
icha-ichaparadise: if it were up to me I’d glue Izaya’s ass to Shizuo’s lap or something because come the fuck on isn’t that image so precious him sitting on Shizuo’s lap oh my goodness
tonyhawkproskaterhd: assdeluxe: if i were to EVER have a child i’d want to be the goku to their gohan you want to be completely absent from most of their childhood and let a strange alien man who once tried to kill you raise him
britishbimbofuckdoll:Wearing something sexy so Sir has eye candy worth looking at, gotta be making an effort and give him reason to wanna use me hehe 😜 Imagine how good my tits would look in this outfit if they were even bigger and more plastic 😉
kittyyrampage: mitsumurata: suckitredteam: merumc: opspind: Thomas Sanders HOW DID HE GET TEACHERS IN HIS BEDROOM the real question is HOW DID HE GET HIS TEACHERS ON A PLANE WITH HIM thatsthat24 the world needs answers what if they were
billytravelstheworld: If tonight were a man, I’d knock him the fuck out! A side of me that you’ll almost never see.. #fuckcanadianborders #fuckme #worstnight #hangoutwithme
Reblog if you were half a virgin when you met him.
tfootielover: distinguishedmoonfan: bestgayxxx: Fappin to tumblr. Gr8 ass….he wouldn’t be interested in that laptop….if I were on the bed with him smooth gorgeous body … and them cheeks and his feet and toes … you keep looking at tumblr
betocheto18: betosback: Menace from Latinboyz!Beto’s Cornerhttps://betosback.tumblr.com/ Hey followers. If you were a follower of Beto’s Corner, check out his new Tumblr blog, @betosbackTumblr keeps shutting him down. He’s the inspiration to
crossconnectmag: Randy Ortiz is a Canadian based illustrator. If you were to ask him to tell you a bit about himself, he’d say something like this:Randy is a self-taught artist and he illustrates and designs his art by attaching his mouth to a goatfish,
isthisafantasea:isthisafantasea: this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
isthisafantasea:isthisafantasea:this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shityes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
isthisafantasea: isthisafantasea: this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
bgandrabite: isthisafantasea: isthisafantasea: this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
joshiecastille: Ghosts aren’t real because if they were Ben Franklin would definitely be haunting Lin Manuel Miranda about not putting him in Hamilton.
philherrupp: My Mother: My GoddessThis was a submission by a deactivated account (his mom probably caught him in the act of posting lol). If I were to submit my Mom as my goddess, I would probably create something along these lines:Sort of a “Before
cum-loving-couple21: MAKE MY MAN JEALOUS!PLEASE: Reblog My HOT TEEN Nudes (originally sent to him…) 😉“Personally, I would love to here what all you dirty boys would do if they were alone in my dorm room with me….” 😍~ @teensexypic~ @cheatingcaps~
sissyfucksluts: you knew he was lying but you let him take as many photos as he wanted, maybe if you were a good girl he’d let you suck that yummy cock again!
traps-are-my-life: What would you do if you were caught sucking on your boyfriend’s cock in public? Ignore it or ask him to join in?
scottsafail:weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn’t
sevi007: byeronman: if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background They had to kill him off because he was way too powerful.
grimchild: akarah-sommah: bogleech: darkado: memecucker: so they really made a movie based on those ‘WHAT IF POKEMON WERE REAL’ deviantart renderings from the 00s Actually, yes. He did stuff like this: holy shit proud of him @grimchild look,
writing-prompt-s: One night while you were hanging out with your friends in a bar, you met a mysterious fellow who said he’d make you immortal if you give him beer money. Thinking nothing of it, you drunkenly agree. You are now the last man on Earth.
imperatorkhaleesi:scottsafail:weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband.
transboydororo:if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’
leias: The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. // // ]]>
hlkproductions: i’ve had this rotom for a little over a day now and if anything were to happen to him i’d kill all of you and then myself
destiny-islanders: Sora is told repeatedly that Kairi is the one who keeps him from completely disappearing after the gang gets obliterated in the Keyblade Graveyard. What if KAIRI were the one who had to piece Sora back together in the Final World?DO
cainternn: rin dump from my insta bc ik some of you guys here like him too first one is rin if he were in bnha! yes his whole quirk was just based on a pun
positivelysmashing: aisselectric: princessreason: james franco went on a national morning talk show and admitted to trying to hook up with a 17 year old girl and the hosts laughed and thanked him for his honesty as if this were some embarrassing story
preludetowind: 24 Day Studio Ghibli Challenge: Day 6 → A Spirit If there were a Ghibli Olympic contest for disturbing emotional issues, then No Face would win Gold. Desperate for recognition from an individual who displays a kind gesture toward him;
i-will-call-you-sir: hecallsmemissy: go away….I’m busy here…. When I asked him what he would do if we were ever caught in flagrante delicto, he simply smiled and said, “finish.”
bigboobbasement: “Oh Marty, you’re not supposed to be out of bed at this hour. What would your dad say if you were out of bed this late? And looking at his porn videos too? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. As your step-mom, I won’t tell him as long as
oursocalfantasies: If I were working out with him I’d be this far along ;p -K
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