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tomdunlop: Could you imagine having a dorm mate that was hung like that??? I would not be able to keep my hands off him…and what if he were straight?
verveeveryday: yourblowjobprincess: If he were driving a Lexus, I’d probably blow him too.
yourblowjobprincess: I stare into his eyes, deep and with intent. I don’t want him just ‘hard’, that banal descriptor of any old erection. No, I want more. Much, much more. I want his veins to pulsate and engorge with blood, as if it were a ventricle
serveyourwife: Women, if you were hesitant about keeping him in chastity because you don’t want to give up sex then this might be the solution. He still uses his own penis to have sex with you - yet he doesn’t feel it, doesn’t cum too soon, and
GODS HE IS AWESOME. IF DRACULA WERE REALLY LIKE HIM HE COULD BITE ME WHENEVER HE WANTS.
James Dean died couple days back in 1955. Tragic as his death was, it also made him the icon he is today. Would he have been as famous if he were alive today?
shantelmacphail1: edohio753: I wanted my new step dad to know I was totally on board with his arrival So I let him fuck my ass-tammy Your mom told me to treat you as if you were my own
websissy: Another great example of what could be done to me if I were horny enough. Shaved, dressed and given to one of Mistress’s gay friends for the day. He could take me anywhere, make me do anything. Him touching and stroking me as he drives
analsexonly: This was a much more primal way to fuck and she loved it. It felt more real, as if she were more connected to him. P
nakedstraightguys: Gay porn gif of a naked guy taking a big dick in the ass. Love that he’s holding onto his dick while getting fucked. Reblog if you wish you were him. ツ Gay sex gif taken from a gay porn video at Gay Room. ( via gayroom.com )
This is sexy, love public group sex, and how she is obviously helping him like a girlfriend would assist a girl to get more pleasure from being fucked. The only thing that would make this better would be if it were obvious the guy as outwardly a sissy
blazexkeys: I still remember it as if it were yesterday. How I got to know him. He was that weirdo back then. But he is a weirdo I owe a lot. A weirdo that has always been there for me, no matter what. … And that weirdo I love so much. He is the reason
crossconnectmag:Randy Ortiz is a Canadian based illustrator. If you were to ask him to tell you a bit about himself, he’d say something like this:Randy is a self-taught artist and he illustrates and designs his art by attaching his mouth to a goatfish,
biblogdude: If he were a passenger I’d have to pull into a rest area and get some of that! bomberdog75: I want him to be my passenger when jacking off in the car while passing truckers…the stares & looks from them, awesome!
That makes me wet just imagining someone’s hard cock laying right over top of my panties. If I were that girl I’d rub up against him until he was so horny he had to pull those panties over to the side and forcefully fuck me from behind.
sissysub-cbt:bbpingsu85: asiangirlsforwhitemen: Asian girls love white men! :D look at how handsome that white man is! I don’t blame them. If I were young and pretty again I will do anything to get him :P White Men > asian boys That was
Too fucking hot!! Only way it could be hotter is if he were restrained and someone was doing it to him!
pseudomale: A young buck, new in His Manhood, looks in awe and with pride upon that which sets him apart from inferior creatures, in particular the faggot, which will kneel at the alter of His cock as if it were a God. And for the faggot, a Man’s
daddy-colin: It was a game. The rules were simple. She was in charge but could only cum with daddy’s hard cock inside her. If she made him cum first then she wasn’t allowed to cum at all. She frantically rubbed her clit while keeping daddy hard,
God, I love him. Imagine if we were together how many stares we would get.
Keep licking, I didn’t say you could stop. I’m just texting Ray to let him know what time he should pick me up tonight. If you were better with your tongue or had a normal sized cock, maybe I wouldn’t have to see Ray. Nah, I’d
jamiestory: My husband asked me if I trusted him as he tied me down. “Of course I do,” I answered nervously as he tightened the straps around my wrists. My ankles were already tied tight - my legs spread. Anyone who walked by could see my #pussy
Guys with cut cocks are naturally more cocky. If he were uncut, even tho the guy is smokin’ hot, there would be some dudes like, ew, look at that smegma farm hanging off his dick, making him self conscious. But he gets nothing but lust and adoration
jeranism: Check the latest: The Great Umbra Penumbra Conundrum - The Globe Is Slippin’ I don’t really live in Australia but I didn’t lie I bluffed a liar. If I were a professional liar like him I would say “Oh I moved to the states after
laureldog: laurelgod: Kliss has many forms, this ‘middle’ form is the most stable and prob what he would be seen while out and about. More about him here If you were redirected by drak’s Luna FAQ, this is Kliss, her partner.
woo-binosaur-blog: How sad would you be if you were Boah and Woobin beside you just doesn’t understand you’re trying to make him do the heart sign…
slagartehfox: isthisafantasea: isthisafantasea: this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
did-you-kno: Bob Ross used to get 200 fan letters a day. When people who regularly wrote him fell out of touch, he would call them just to see if they were OK. Source
titleknown: Considering I was arguing with a guy like this yesterday, this is depressingly spot-on, though I would add him talking about it being a “small fraction” of extremists on “both sides” as if they were at all equivalent, and the crap
grimchild: akarah-sommah: bogleech: darkado: memecucker: so they really made a movie based on those ‘WHAT IF POKEMON WERE REAL’ deviantart renderings from the 00s Actually, yes. He did stuff like this: holy shit proud of him @grimchild look,
preludetowind: 24 Day Studio Ghibli Challenge: Day 6 → A Spirit If there were a Ghibli Olympic contest for disturbing emotional issues, then No Face would win Gold. Desperate for recognition from an individual who displays a kind gesture toward him;
kitty-in-training:kitty-in-training:Hypothetically, If we were going to get a little ginger kitten (who was a boy) what could we name him? I see a theme here! Ooo how about Fawkes as we seem to be going with a theme :)
smandraws: I had some extra time and motivation today so i decided to draw a fat guy. you know, for old times’ sake! man if I were his size i’d be enjoying my belly just like him
thefatdrake: isthisafantasea: isthisafantasea: this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
sissyfucksluts: you knew he was lying but you let him take as many photos as he wanted, maybe if you were a good girl he’d let you suck that yummy cock again!
Ever wonder if you were to use Rare Candy as a steroid on a Charizard? THIS would happen. Just don’t go anywhere near Skyrim, the Dragonborn would kill him.
Now, if I were behind him, he could squat on me!
heikeandmucha: Spend a few hours watching couples have fun and show off, it gives ideas, is not it? So if we were to drag panties, inviting him to kiss my ass, caress and lick my little hole … Please come and fuck me with your tongue …
blondieblondeee: A fun way to spend Friday night…. Would be better if it were with Him of course. 😇
biblogdude: Might have to hold his cock for him if he were my bro
thatnonqualitykpopmemeblog: kyungso: when chanyeol is hungry lol they just throw it to him as if he were an animal. Hm or ferret.
indevan replied to your post “If Armin were living in our world do you think he’d like ugly sweaters?” SWEATERS HIS GRANDPA KNITS HIM oh my shit stop that’s so cute I’m gonna cry. sometimes I just want to write fic dedicated to
sindels-scream: gahdamnpunk: I’m tired.. the worst part is that people with mental illness are like twice as likely to be victims of sexual assault - like if he WERE mentally ill, that wouldnt make him any less likely to have suffered a sexual assault
minduiquitelikehope: If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would be only you and your memories.
katnotjas: Josh is so bothered by the fact that he wouldn’t be able to bring Donna with him if there were an emergency and I’m ALL about it 👌👌
tinyconfusion: my fave personal headcanon of the doctor and rose tyler is how whenever the doctor does anything outrageous or says something outrageous, rose turns to him and quietly says ‘what the fuck?’ lol doctor: rose? did you know that if i were
krovav: Finally cold enough for layers again (he/him/his)
weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn’t that be fucked
mechandra replied to your post: I was looking at the credits on “Space… BUT WAIT WHAT if it were actually amethyst and pearl who made that cartoon. (thats why its so terrible) (but steven loves it so they just keep making it, just for him)
lancemcclainofficial: Blue and Yellow Diamond: We’ve only known Steven is Pink for 3 minutes but if anything were to happen to him we would kill everyone in this room and then ourselves
ucbeefybeast: pussyboyoc: If he were my Daddy, I’d never let him cum without using my holes Love those Beefy Beast Beta bro bois getting after it
tobiasxva: zissous-intern: communistbakery: communistbakery: if i were anakin i wouldve made c3po rose gold or maybe silver tbh… his current color makes him look like a walking trumpet catch the new rose gold c3po 6s @tobiasxva I ship this
prince-of-the-palmtrees: woo another screencap redraw! i think that if i were in the fma universe, havoc would be my best friend. Hes so great:D i dont draw him enough though:(
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Havoc sat by the window, his face blank of his previous emotional roller coaster hours before. The agonizing pain that had been put upon him was gone, but the tight pain in his chest wasn’t. He had made the choice
