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Costume idea for Sir. (Tho i think this might be more appropriate for him if it were backwards.) ;-)
websissy: Another great example of what could be done to me if I were horny enough. Shaved, dressed and given to one of Mistress’s gay friends for the day. He could take me anywhere, make me do anything. Him touching and stroking me as he drives
papi-chulo-bucky: sindels-scream: gahdamnpunk: I’m tired.. the worst part is that people with mental illness are like twice as likely to be victims of sexual assault - like if he WERE mentally ill, that wouldnt make him any less likely to have suffered
boystouchingboys: He’s not enjoying that dick as much as he would if I were laying it into him.
sansqstark: Dany could feel the heat of him between her thighs. Her heart felt as if it were about to burst.
jensuisdraws: and in that moment manami was smitten // sakamichi mean sloping road.. if.. there were any people…who didnt know that…// i drew this after learning that onoda his house was on a v steep hill and none ever wanted to visit him because
haikyuun: GIVE ME DEMON TRIO OT3 I just wanted to draw my hc part of Tsukishima if he were in Final Haikyuu Quest but I still want him sandwiched between Kuroo and Oikawa either way /w\
sissyfucksluts: you knew he was lying but you let him take as many photos as he wanted, maybe if you were a good girl he’d let you suck that yummy cock again!
communistbakery: communistbakery: if i were anakin i wouldve made c3po rose gold or maybe silver tbh… his current color makes him look like a walking trumpet catch the new rose gold c3po 6s
punishmeroughly: I can’t believe she is letting that all go to waste. Look how good that cum looks! If that were me, Master would spank my pussy at least ten times and then make me suck him off.
rectangle3: Absolutely gorgeous! He’d give the Greek God’s a run for their money. If I were a sculptor I’d have him as my model….
isthisafantasea:isthisafantasea:this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shityes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba
thingsthatmakemeblow: sebastianrio: Breeding my brother O. If Sebastian were my brother, I’d let him fuck me too. Any time. Any place.
edcapitola: Me and my best friend were naked and jacking off to some hot straight porn (we’ve been doing this for a year or so). In a low, barely audible voice he said that he’d like to try some of that stuff. Not sure if I heard him right I said
princessreason: james franco went on a national morning talk show and admitted to trying to hook up with a 17 year old girl and the hosts laughed and thanked him for his honesty as if this were some embarrassing story at family dinner and not a potential
miraclenomance replied to your post: i-am-nephy said:you horny/?? you … KILL HIM. LETS GO lmao this is actually my boyfriend, we weren’t serious, if you were confused or anyone else.:3
acciozayn-deactivated20150718: “No wonder he was so good with horses, I thought blearily, feeling his fingers rubbing gently behind my ears, listening to the soothing incomprehensible speech. If I were a horse, I’d let him ride me anywhere.”
hardnscott: “Men aren’t really complicated, Ana, honey. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they’ve said - when really it’s obvious. If I were you, I’d take him
sindels-scream: gahdamnpunk: I’m tired.. the worst part is that people with mental illness are like twice as likely to be victims of sexual assault - like if he WERE mentally ill, that wouldnt make him any less likely to have suffered a sexual assault
smashirwin:insidethehood-lum:hotdamn5sos:February 02, 2015 - LA [x]WHERE ARE HIS FUCKING SECURITY GUARDS IF I WERE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS I WOULD BE HELPING HIM OUT HE LOOKS SO FUCKING SCARED WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I DONT GIVE A SHIT
briannaefraser: If I were a horse, I’d let him ride me anywhere.
of course. If I were the abductor I’d have left him in the first 5 minutes
loviely: “If you asked him what color my eyes were he would say,“who?” his eyes are fucking blue.““Bathroom Sink Bloody Stories” - Part 4! (“No one will love me - like you” - “Me, You”)
newlifeahead: There are times he needs to stand back and see the beauty of what is in front of him. When the lighting illuminates her as if she were on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Moments like this are made for fine cognac and cigars.
Look at this…how nice would it be for a man to come home and his wife have over a hot young piece of ass like this, allowing him to fuck it just like this. I can imagine something like this would make any man extremely swollen. If I were to have
“Hey, honey…..your brother and I have been waiting soooo long for you to get home….I told him he could fuck me, but only if you were here to watch….” Then by brother quickly climbed between my wife’s legs, and made her cum over
blkcocksandwhiteboiz: So if you were in the steam room with this dude, white boys… What would you do to him?
inpraiseofallblackmen: What I like here is seeing the kid’s artwork on the fridge. I’m hoping he was a BBC living or working nearby and she invited him in for a quick lunch. That would have been awesome and kudos to her if that were the case.
wantcuckoldress: iamlexi2000: stupid bitch made him wear a condom? If I were her cuck I would have pulled his BBC out and ripped that condom off and made sure he shot a load inside her womb
piercedsacks: Too fucking hot!! Only way it could be hotter is if he were restrained and someone was doing it to him! PA guy sounds. (PA ring out)
dakota: saffronia: dakota: Whenever I eat shrimps, I like to look at them and pretend they’re the little shrimps from Shark Tale that Lenny the shark’s father tries to force him to eat. If I were Lenny, I would have no problem to eat the shrimps.
labrujasalvaje: Your man wants me on my knees for him. He doesn’t want you. Maybe if you were the woman you say you are, you could keep your husband from cheating on you.
sthlmsinners: dante1255: sthlmsinners: “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard” ❤️ I really like this couple! Zoom in on her tits…are they not perfectly gorgeous?! 😎 Thank you! and yes,they absolutely are!/him.
also yesterday while we were talking about baby names and having children darfin looked at me while running his finger down my spine and very seriously said ‘if god forbid we cant have children naturally I want us to adopt a medium child’this is
acklesswag: Jensen demonstrating how he’d trail rock salt behind him if he were to find himself in Dean’s place.
Got my piercings switched to straight bar bells and god bless the guy who did it because he slipped them in in less than 20 seconds for each one. I asked him if they were bleeding and he told me nope and I was like HOW?! And he said all sly like how he
devi13: thefritob: apolitepunk: This is the best dog ever. That dog is a proper gentleman If he were my puppy I’d name him Moustachio Von Monacle
lockedfemmed4fun: I think 🤔 if I were her,, I would lock 🔒 his dick up and make him wear panties for a week‼️😃🎉😂😍💋‼️
Come on guys, if you were taking care of a baby Alfred, wouldn’t YOU let him get away with anything too? =u=
I’m sorry but sometimes I watch Kid vs Kat on Disney and all I see when I see Kat is Caliborn if Caliborn were a cat, he’d be my headcannon for him
thejudge replied to your post: and specifically with katnep, it alrea… I think katnep is a good ship honestly. Karkat lacks a spine and nepeta would easily whip a spine into him good if they were ever in a flushed quadrant. That’s a good
Nepeta also acts and has the strength of a highblood so it’s also a reason why the GHB respects her in this way. She holds herself proudly as if she were one and her being fearless of him just increases his like. At first he did want her to just
cumontheass: Awesome anal creampie clip….instant turn-on. You can see him injecting his cum into that outstanding ass, and man I would be doing the same thing if I were in there!
beardsandponytails: Smoking dude’s grandest appeal is that he caught the last warm summer sun on him. The hair is messy yet tied tight, but the bun is careless which would be a forgivable combination if it were not for the beard that is too frizzy
pinkadillydoo: what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find… And then he traded him for a flareon.The end.But seriously,this is really good
imaginashon: Sooo my lil bro’s ex-girlfriend texted him this year the day after April Fools…Seriously, if you were the person who made a joke like this, I hope Karma bites you in the butt.
kirito-kuro-no-kenshi:[Ladies, if you were the bride and this was your groom, would you let him kiss you?]
throatfag:notpornstars:Ill give him control of my bank account if I were his slave you suffer, we thrive
impregnationfreak: It felt so good to be fucking without a condom…no barriers, as if they were truly feeling each other for the first time….connected like they had never been before. More than anything she wanted the full experience, for him to
hotlilteach:Took this pic just before the fun began. Hubby and I had a LOT of fun… The only thing that could have made the sex better was if there were two of him! 🤔😉
When you kick his balls, kick as if you were driving them up into his eye sockets. Kick through, see?The better the kick, the sooner he begs to be returned to his chastity cage.Always make him beg to be locked.
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gallo-de-pelea: girlxthrobbing: 🖤✌🖤 My fiancé was giving him a show, he no longer questioned if we were serious..
imnotbrown said: but imagine if it were the mayor it should totally be him haha 8’)
so guys if I were to make a Bill-themed Christmas shirt which version of him would you prefer on it:(please let me know in comments or asks because I’m gonna pick the one with more votes!)canon version (triangle), monster/cyclops or humanized :?
funandphotos: I wouldn’t argue with him if I were you.
jimbibearfan: ftrealmen:Alexey Lesukov holy fuck! If I were shooting this I’d put A LOT more oil on him…and did you see how his shorts dip down front AND back??!!
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