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We were just babies!!! I miss my army buddy James. He passed away 2 years ago but there is not a day I don’t think about him. Honor the fallen. Love you bro. Happy veterans day to all my fellow veterans. Ladies if you are married to a vet give him
“Dad, that man keeps giving me funny looks. What did you say to him?â€â€œWho? Oh that guy. We just got chatting, he asked me if I had children, I told him I had a grown-up daughter, and so he asked me what you were like.â€â€œAnd? What do you say
She had another date with him tonight. His dick was so fucking THICK, that it took forever for him to get it all in her. He got VERY impatient with her last time. He told her if she couldn’t handle his cock, there were plenty that could. Her best
She had another date with him tonight. His dick was so fucking THICK, that it took forever for him to finally get it all in her and start stroking. He got VERY impatient with her last time. He told her if she couldn’t handle his cock, there were plenty
His cock was so fucking THICK you couldn’t believe it. You told him you wanted a pic of him to show your girlfriends what you were going to be fucking tomorrow night. He immediately sent this. He’s thinking if you show it around in your circle
She had another date with him tonight. His dick was so fucking THICK, that it took forever for him to get it all in her. He got VERY impatient with her last time. He told her if she couldn’t handle his cock, there were plenty that could. Her best friend
smoothrocket-persona-caps: We were drinking with a good buddy. My wife has always had a thing for him. She didn’t have to tell me. Or him. We all knew. The way she was always around when he was over. Always asking if he was invited. The way she bit
daughterlover: “Dad, that man keeps giving me funny looks. What did you say to him?” “Who? Oh that guy. We just got chatting, he asked me if I had children, I told him I had a grown-up daughter, and so he asked me what you were like.” “And?
She asked him why did he fantasize about other men fucking her, if it was because he thought other men were better endowed than him, better than him in bed, if he would marry her if she had a lover, if he would like him to fuck her in their wedding night&
If you hadn’t told your sister-in-law that you were going to tell your brother that you knew that she was cheating on him with your boss, perhaps he wouldn’t have made you watch her and your wife suck his cock or even submissively assent when
After months of beatings and humiliations under your wife’s look of amusement and her laughing fits, your bully tried a new game: if she could make him cum in less than a minute, he would kill you, as she often begged him while they were fucking.
pigboyny: masterboibinder: He was told there were six of his classmates who were interested in sucking his cock. They said they’d let him free if he could guess which mouth belonged to which cocksucker… If he failed to guess all six in the correct
cumdumps2: STUPID married drunk str8 boy he actually believer we were “under cover cops” and we would let him off easy and not take him to jail if he let us all fuck him… LOL he took our cum so well we never let him go… he is still in the basement
girthyencounters: She had another date with him tonight. His dick was so fucking THICK, that it took forever for him to get it all in her. He got VERY impatient with her last time. He told her if she couldn’t handle his cock, there were plenty that
uncensoredpleasure: You were intrigued when one of your girlfriends told you her boyfriend’s birthday was coming up and she wanted to give him a very special gift. She said she’d heard you were in a cuckold relationship and wanted to know if it was
XPeke just proved my point that the Ahri nerfs were too much and made her a terrible pick in the current S4 meta. Doesn’t matter if he had more CS or kills than Gragas or picked a few kills that were spoon-fed to him by his team, which all three
were-all-queer-here: And “you have to respect the president even if you don’t like him”.
were–ralph:were–ralph:were–ralph:were–ralph:the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny “okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”me:
silverchronos: Versatile Archie lineart is complete! After I finished, I colored him with my Copic markers and the results were not I was expecting -_-…. If only I had a laptop to color him. But I’m happy I got the lines finished! Don’t forget
It kinda amused me a little when Pearl was like “Greg! You were awake?”‘cause, like, Pearl, you were loudly singing like 5 feet from where he was sleeping, if he wasn’t awake in the beginning you probably woke him up by the second verse
team-hiddleston: If you thought you were the biggest Loki fan I hate to break it to you friend, you were so wrong. I present to you Tom Hiddleston. This fool, look at him, he stops walking he was heading away and he just stops and just stands there,
somehowunbroken: in case you were wondering if anyone will remember your random acts of kindness: when i was in kindergarten, i met a boy named jordan. i don’t remember meeting him. i remember knowing him when, one day before dismissal, he came up
xaaaw: Superb.- Fantastic body and face. Woof. If you know this man, please let him know that these compliments were issued here :-) If he likes big chubby bears, I’d be honored if he’d contact me. I can be found as “xaaaw” on bearwww, biggercity,
justcuminside: I told him that if he laid back, put his arms behind his head, and didn’t move, then it wouldn’t be cheating. I didn’t jump right to fucking him. I worked up to it. We were still wearing some of our clothes when I started. He could
cucuyandbruja: If you wonder if your man cheated on you with me because you were too bitchy, never took care of your body, had saggy tits, were too boring, and never pleased him…. It’s true. It’s that, and so much more.
florbe-triz: He couldn’t focus… and fell to the ice. But why? is not as if a thousand eyes were watching at him. Only a pair of blue eyes were enough. —— I want to thank Johnny Weir himself for the chained costume XD, Isn’t it perfect??:
beccj: Halloween Night! One year, when they were younger, Sam broke his arm just before Halloween, so Dean gave him his old Batman costume to wear when trick-or-treating. Dean told him it would make his arm heal faster if he wore it, Sam rolled his eyes,
sillybubbies: Misha: I started to wonder if I could do anything other than Cas. I was afraid I had broken myself as an actor. Jared: You were doing a really good job. Jensen: We were both impressed and proud of him. [x] [x]
woohoowithyou: The other night we were in bed, sleepy, both a little sick, and not feeling too sexy. I took a chance anyway and asked if he wanted to fuck. He was too tired for it unless I were to ride him, which I thought I was too tired for too. I
mysexymindgames: I’d never met a guy like Austin. His nipples were incredibly sensitive, perhaps even more than my own. When I have him like this, he gets really helpless and twitchy….Hmmmmm - I wonder if I could make him cream his pants? (smile)
xxsarahxstoriesxx: Helpful Neighborhood My parents were gone for the weekend and my neighbor came by asking if i could help him really quick. I had known him for years and didn’t think twice about it, at least till we reached his basement and all
sissydonna: jaynelovesdick: itsawenwin: All You. All the time. how happy would you be if the only time you stopped pounding his belly with your nose while you were licking his balls wold be when you looked at him showing him how happy he made you?
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: He was 70 years old. His wife was gone. His children and grandchildren were all living their own lives. I asked.. no I begged him… if I could milk a baby from him. All he had to do was lay back, relax, and let me ride him.
just4fun1975: Two pictures of Her hot, sexy pussy taken while She sits on our front porch. One was taken yesterday and the other today. BOTH were sent to Him at work to remind Him what waits for Him at home (as if He could ever forget)!
chaaao: kid-bui: c-steeezy: If more people were like this boy.. I watched this on tv today. Boys like him. Why can’t more people be like him out in this world? He’s really a sweetheart and I couldn’t help but tear up when he was just talking
John just texted me if I wanted hang out with him tomorrow. I haven’t talked to him in over a year. what makes me want to hang or talk you now? You’re just going to be the same douche you were in the past and nothing is ever going to change
blackgirlsinlove: blackladyjeanvaljean:knowledgeequalsblackpower:alieyez:#blackhistoryeven if he was a thug, people should still respect him. many of the black panthers were brothers he found on the streets… the thugs. he felt that they were the most
freakyboysonly: walking back to the house with my stepbrother. Told him I wanted some rough sex, he said him too then asked if I ever messed around with a dude. I said yea and he was like word?! We were silent til we got home and went straight to work
linear-thoughts: i had this weird dream, and this guy was in it.he held a galaxy in his hand and all around him galaxies were lined up against his walls (which were pitch black).i dont know quite what he was doing but it looked as if the galaxies were
nickyspics-yes-3: ejack101: This little piggy went to market… Matt had no idea where the four faggots were taking him or what they were going to do to him. All he knew was if, when, they let him loose he would find them all and blow their fucking
*Me to that ex-boyfriend* “Can you buy me pads, the super ones, please...I’ve run out.” *rolls around bed in agony.* *Him shrugging* “Sure, if you want.” *Me* “Really? That was easy. I thought men were weird about that stuff.” *Him* “The
theultimatefeedee:How to be a perfect Feeder.1- Check if his belly is ready2- Feed him until he cant eat any more3- If you cant close the button, you were a good Feeder4- Enjoy and give him love and rubs.
thelastboundaries: Alyssa wasn’t sure if she’d let her brother fuck her yet, but his oral skills were so fucking good, she found herself pleading with him, or bargaining for another pussy-devouring orgasm whenever they were alone. One of these days,
subcdslut: sissydonna: jaynelovesdick: itsawenwin: All You. All the time. how happy would you be if the only time you stopped pounding his belly with your nose while you were licking his balls wold be when you looked at him showing him how happy
ocheano:I was at university and this bitches were telling at my crush ” let’s take a picture together! come over here! ” and I looked at him and say ” eh don’t take any picture ” but I was kidding like I don’t owe him and he said ” if
hatingongodot:thedurvin:Imagine if Rudy Giuliani was right and that guy patting him on the back really had knocked him over and killed him. Imagine if the last words he heard were a grocery store worker whispering “how’s it going scumbag” before
karrtia: My 5 year old brother and I were talking about cosplay and I asked him if he wanted me to make him a Steven shirt so he could dress up too. He replied with “but I want to dress up like Pearl because she’s my favourite and I have blue eyes
lovingair: He was told in detail ahead of time what they were going to do to him. They also said that once he was put away, they were going to flip a coin after six hours to see if they ever took him out again or not.
colombianada: I remember when I was with him and he would get up from bed to get a glass of water or brush his teeth, I would beg him to stay in bed with me for five more minutes and wrap my legs around him and god if my legs were somehow long enough
If he ever texted me back we could get drunk and id let him beat me up until the bruises were so bad I wouldn’t want to move. Come on. Texxxxt me back.
hothotdaddies: xaaaw: Superb.- Fantastic body and face. Woof. If you know this man, please let him know that these compliments were issued here :-) If he likes big chubby bears, I’d be honored if he’d contact me. I can be found as “xaaaw”
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Before the war, silence didn’t bother him too much. If things were quiet, then Steve was probably drawing or reading, maybe sleeping soundly. After a while though, it would get really annoying, and he’d pounce on the other, knock the book out of his
preludetowind: 24 Day Studio Ghibli Challenge: Day 6 → A Spirit If there were a Ghibli Olympic contest for disturbing emotional issues, then No Face would win Gold. Desperate for recognition from an individual who displays a kind gesture toward him;
Stretching out full length with his hard cock beneath him…as if he were mounting a women and his erection was invading her pussy….
forgetful-dorito:If you were online circa 2016, Cecil Gershwin Palmer is automatically your gay uncle and by voting against him you are betraying everything tumblr stands for. Cecil FUCKING sweep LETS GOOO
chaotikjack:ATTENTION ATTENTION@bunni-hopper, also known as Jeremy, is a good friend of mine. Some of you may have known him as Wysterradi, particularly if you were in the Mystery Skulls fandom or the Cuphead fandom from 2017-19. You may also remember