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ask-majesty-incarnate: And Then There Were Five - AquaticSun and NCMares – Me and @AquaticSunpai collaborated this sucker like nobody’s business! Him on lines and me on coloring job. Last print for BABSCon, I promise. Table J3, if you want to swing
snorlaxatives:remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative
arawol:endbittersweet:a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t
derinthescarletpescatarian:were–ralph:loving this elon dragBest part of this is that if users manage to actually tank the value of twitter it’s not just cutting off Musk’s latest stupid vanity project, it’s an actual threat to him
blomskvist: We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged
mccartneyslennons: a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t
guooey:evilswampchicken:guooey:guooey:ancient humans were also just some guy, if you got a baby from 60,000 BC and raised him in the 21st century he’d just be another teen boy named logan who tech decks off your arm this boy from tom björklund’s
tumblinwithhotties: Getting Go, the Go Doc Project (2013, US) - Matthew Camp and Tanner Cohen. If Tanner looks familiar it may be because you remember him as Timothy in Were the World Mine. (gifs by rapideyesmovement)
menarebetter: The company said the cable man would show up sometime between 8:00 am and 5:30 pm. So my folks asked me if I could stay at home to let him in while they were at work. I said, “Sure.” When they got home, my dad asked, “Did the cable
rapemelikeafaggot: femsdoitbetter: impregnate-him: Sometimes my dad likes to rub my sensitive little cunt before fucking my brains out (as if I even had any) and leaving a fresh, potent load in me. Always remember ladies, your bodies were meant for
kadeart: HTTYDxROTG AU - Dreamworks University If Hiccup and Jack are an ordinary students and they were a roommate XD Hiccup has a cat ,he rescue this stray cat from the car accident that made this cat lost a tail ,and name him “Toothless” because
ramflega: @sorceressrinoa and i were talking about how utterly mortified riku would be if he had trouble calling his keyblade back to him after even after becoming a master. he thinks the whole concept of strike raid is bullshit, honestly, who even,,
pregnantincest: Sarah Lawson and I were both up for head cheerleader, looked like she would get spot, I asked daddy if he could help me get picked instead, he said how, I told him my plan to have a sleepover with her and he could get her pregnant, he
harkbus: When Greg was born, I didn’t like him. I thought he was the most ungrateful, ungracious, vapid little tyrant. I was glad he and I were only half related. This changed, though I’m not sure if it should have.
perogays:a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist
firebreathingeli: castielsteenwolf: reshipped: ahhhhh i love leo so much IMAGINE YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO THAT YOU COULD SAY “YES DUDE GOOD JOB” TO HIM WINNING AN OSCAR I feel as if this is implying that Leonardo uses lol in
sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with
mugglesinspace: If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die! Harry could have just shot him a text like “Yo Sirius, where u at?” “Just at home eatin some pasta” “K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
myfriendsfuckmybf: Don’t worry sweetie, me and your boyfriend didn’t do anything in your bedroom. Don’t get mad at him, it was me who locked the door. I just had to check to see if certain…rumors were true. Oh yes you are a lucky girl to have
collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to
dante1255: easyslutt: Part 2 - Finally i am able to upload it 😔 If you guys were me, what would you have said to my bf when i looked up at him? You can see he was kinda messing up my vibe when he kept talking to me calling me puta (slut/whore) lol
pussyboytoy: Even if our parents had only left for a short time, my big brother always hauled me on to their bed and fucked my boypussy hard and deep. I kept telling him we were going to get caught, but he’d just put a hand over my mouth and ram it
ginalacochina: joerobsbanks: Here’s the story with the video. It doesn’t say if he was black or not but he was fucking unconscious while they were beating him. Read the fucking story, I’m so disgusted
dinosaurstilinski:NO BUT WHAT IF THOMAS SAW NEWT JUMPING WHEN HE WAS WORKING FOR WICKED AND HE WAS COMPLETELY PANICKING BECAUSE MAYBE THEY WERE FRIENDS BEFORE NEWT HAD TO GO INTO THE MAZE AND THOMAS WANTS TO GO TO NEWT AND SOMEONE HAS TO CALM HIM DOWN
guccicatalog:Okay but, Phil Lester was so patient with Dan. He probably never pushed him to make their relationship public, or to PDA it up, or anything. He always made sure things were ambiguous whilst Dan was figuring his stuff out. If they played a
littlesisterwish: First my brother brought out the twister board which I thought was weird because it was just the two of us and then he brought out oil. I asked him what we were gonna do, and he just said “I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you don’t
I’m going to start making a notebook of Rachel Skye’s quotes. This weeks quotes were: “Shut up, Fallon, maybe you should get another black boyfriend and cry over him.” “I wonder if there’s wifi in this church.”
serioously: solanda: purite: wait what since when is dylan sprouse attractive what is this since when since wheN SINCE FOREVER AS IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN YOU WERE A KID ^^^^
amydoesntdoanything: charminglyantiquated:fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our
uncensoredpleasure: You knew you were crazy to let that total stranger fuck your boy raw. You kept telling yourself you would tell him to pull out if you noticed he was getting close….and yet, as he grunted, pumping his load in your boy’s ass right
mjvideos: mjsheartisstillbeating: localstarboy:Imagine If Michael Jackson Was A Pimp 😂😂😂 @mjvideos Can you imagine the jokes Michael and Chris had ? Chris saw him for the true real ass nigga he was lmao that’s why they were friends.
roundbyroundboxing: Mark Whicker - LA Daily News | “Gennady Golovkin is unquestionably the most damaging one-punch slugger since Mike Tyson. Some longtime buffs call him the best fighter in the world, as if Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao were
cumstarved: The man on the street was pacing and checking his watch as he waited for the bus. Wanting to help, I walked up to him timidly and asked if maybe there were something I could do. “Can you make the bus come faster, dipshit? No, you can’t
allisonshame: When my brother asked if he could stay at my place for a while, I quickly agreed! He and his fiancé were having some difficulties and I wanted to be a good little sister and help him make it through these tough times…… part of my
elasticitymudflap: i just convinced my 8 year old brother that shia labeouf actually is a cannibal and my mom came in to say goodnight to us and he started crying “sHY-UH BAFFALO IS GOING TO EAT ME IF I GO PEE” and we were trying to calm him down
lumpatronics: SERVICE DOG PSA So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to
uncensoredpleasure: You were so proud of your boyfriend for joining the Peace Corps, traveling to South America to help with development projects, even if it meant not seeing him for a whole summer. He didn’t go into much detail about what his specific
iknowwhatyoucamefor: imlookin4modelny: found aj working at a house when i was looking for a propertyt to flip i asked him if he was interested in making some quick cash. he didnt wanna do anything where he worked but he said thier were woods near
skatersoxandsex: If only they were all like him…
claranovak: Three demons who were loyal to the very end, even if they couldn’t see their ‘father’s’ return. Lucifer isn’t a demon. Remember? He’s an angel, an angel famous for his hatred of humankind. To him you’re just filthy bags of
womenrapingmen: The birthday girl and her friends cornered him. When he delivered the pizza, she asked if he could bring it into the kitchen. When he turned around, they were all standing there.
It was all she could do to keep her hand outside her dress as she waited for the other students to exit the classroom. When they were all gone, Alice looked at Mr. Crude, blushed and asked if she could tell him a secret.“You’ll have to promise not
-Stiles…I never remembered giving you permission to house an accused murderer. -…If it’s any consolation, I never meant for you to realize that you were in fact housing an accused murderer. -Stiles. -Okay so you’re not really housing him, he’s
petermorwood: lumpatronics: SERVICE DOG PSA So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him
rrraaazzz:When she got home from school as usual her parents were still at work, she was in her room when her big brothers comes in and asked her if she wanted to fool around with him,she nervously agreed and he first bends her over and eats her pussy
uncensoredpleasure: Sometimes you liked choosing the bulls who were going to fuck your boy on your bed. You even blindfolded him so he wouldn’t even know what they looked like….it wasn’t as if your bf really cared, as long as he felt a huge dick
We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless,
bmd933: tiffanys-mine: It would definitely be worse if several vibrators were attached…I’ve ridden the wooden horse too many times…! We call it date night….She rides the pony, cries softly, and begs him with her eyes and these sweet sobbing
parkerpuffwrites: If Tom’s getting to the point where he’s canceling appearances because he’s so stressed out that it’s making him sick, then some of y'all need to realize you need to back off and calm down.Yesterday (June 24) alone there were
