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“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
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“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
Submitted by sherlockian4life13: I believe the answer is: HELL YES!!!
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
More t-shirts now available! “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.” “I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.” “It’s a good thing I find breathing
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy ;)
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
