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“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”

“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”

“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”

“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”

“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”

“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”

“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”

“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”

“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”

“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”

“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”

“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.”

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.”

“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.”

“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.”

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.”

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.”

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“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.”

“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.”

“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.”

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.”

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.”

“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.”

“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

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