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The big masked man hired me for a few days. When he picked me up he asked my Master: How hard can I abuse the shit? Master said: The slave should be used only sexually, but you are free to use him as hard as you want, as long as it does not leave marks.
shib dying.wavno but seriously ! thank you all so much ??? like ??? holy shit? it’s been two months &. i haven’t felt like leaving chi at all ( which is an achievement for me, ask some of my mutuals lmaO ) ! but what really makes me happy is that
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academicmind: Ask an Academic: A Series on Getting Your Shit TogetherLet me just say before I start: I suffer from chronic procrastination. The fact that this post took me a week to write underlines that. As a student, I can’t afford to procrastinate;
lesliecrusher: dream-of-electric-sheep: #ARE #YOU #SHITTING #ME #RUINING MY LIFE LIKE THIS #making me feel all my astrid feels #ugh no one even cared to notice or ask her #and you can see that on their faces #she’s always there for all of them and
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shylittlebaby:MY INBOX IS EMPTY AND FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS I’VE KEPT UP WITH THE CHAT MESSENGER. BE PROUD Doesn’t mean I don’t skim through messages and mass delete or I’m not trigger happy with the block button
bodyswap101: Squark, buzzed in my hidden earpiece, it was my boss. He asked how I was. ”the truth boss, shit scared, what if someone recognises me? I mean look at me a chav in a tracksuit, I wouldn’t be seen dead looking like this.” ’chill out
kidlazer: ilcastro: stardustandswirls: me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing
ilcastro: stardustandswirls: me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
Spirit always fucking answers. All you gotta do is ask. It’s incredible. today I was all crying and confused and shit and I put my hands up and was just like “SPIRIT please help me see things clearly. please help me understand why I’m feeling
lovelynervouschaos: throwbackblr: Me watching my mom talk shit about me over the phone Then got the nerve to ask why I got an attitude or fix my face. Why i dont tell her nothing cuase she run her mouth to damn much
freakyboysonly: Walked in on my lil bro watching gay porn. He tried to hide it … asked him if he liked that shit he tried to ignore me and I walked up to him, he pulled my dick out and told me to give him some
jowji:if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle
It's crazy. I don't post the perfect pictures with the perfect captions for a few days and people freak out on me. Telling me my blog is utter shit and that I suck, when they didn't even consider asking if something hard might be going in my life to cause
broccolibutts: So someone asked who my bf was, he’s a brittfag who goes by the name of “cockwizard” one might say he cast a spell on me, lel. Have a pic he sent of him in ze shower. He’ll visit me in march ish so expect some lewd shit then.
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when i was younger i had a weird relationship with this lady who had kids older than me and it was real awkward going over to her house to do what we did and her kids would treat me like they were my dad asking about my homework and shit and id be like
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over
jowji: if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle
lycheemartinix: So yesterday I went to get a free tarot reading at one of the carnivals. Out of good fun, I asked about my love life. I thought it would be some light-hearted shit but it totally caught me off-guard when it hit me with such accuracy Cus
gallopingiraffe: Slutumblr exclusive I mean all I want is a boy who wants to be with me and love me and cuddle and deal with my shit… is that so much to ask Blah Legend of Korra time
ms-and-mr-thompson: I caught my little brother jackin off to Aunt Sharice’s video, asked him how he got it - “she sent it to me… & she want me to send one back”. I figured I’d do her one better, I set up his phone & rode the shit out
dumdolly: I wish someone would just love me unconditionally and never take advantage of my undying affection for them and constantly reassure me that they want and need me in their life like shit is that so much to ask
You expect me to go to my moms so you can talk more shit about me, asking where the fuck I was just because I didn’t come upstairs. Shut the hell up. Don’t worry about me, you’re just someone who lives upstairs, you don’t like
Why do y'all ask for my snapchat, send me a snap & than message me on here that you added me n shit like you ain’t already see that I opened of 10 minutes ago
So yesterday white guy came out of nowhere sending me this meme saying “you when I asked you what we are”& that shit was so random that it pissed me off so all I said was “don’t disrespect me, I don’t think it’s funny” Obvi I get left
