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derlaine: I made this for fun in 5 seconds but it’s so worth it to see my friends swear and capslock hahahahha Reaper ask me to post this online so she can reblog it THANKS AND ALSO FUCK EVERYTHING
THERE IS YOUR GOD DAMN WINGS!!!!!!FUCK MAN!!! QUIT NAGGING ME!!!! SHIT!!!!! X3
mackdamost: “OK, FIRST OF ALL DON’T ASK ME SHIT ! 2nd Y'ALL SAW ALL THAT ASS JUST LIKE I DID THE VERY, VERY FIRST TIME I VIEWED IT A WHILE BACK ! 😱 HELL NAH IT’S NOT PHOTO'SHOPPED… He’s just got a pair of beach balls
tfwnojutsu: when people ask me i smoke weed i just show them this picture
jazminerobijn: Boobs boobs and more boobs. I’m bored ask me shit!!!!
godmuva: Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck
godmuva: Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am Not gettin some dick but you know… Maybe catchin
nekokurayami: So fuckin boredddd ask me shit. And dont mind my tan lol
itschocolatecandy: bout to massage dem tittaysss. ask me shit.
crybaby-bi: Ask me shit on anon I’m drunk 🍒
pepsuchan: thief2:when a girl asks me what am i good at THE FACT THAT THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE IS WHAT MAKES METAL GEAR SO GOOD
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Ma’s working on taxes and keeps asking me shit I don’t have knowledge of while trying to watch the walking dead season finale. Quit talking during the show, woman!
luckied: It’s after two in the morning. I can’t sleep. Thankfully not working tomorrow. Anyone wanna just ask me shit? Feeling open and bold. Go for it. Anon or not. Dooooo eeeeeet.
Just taken now.My number one shithead, Calypso Tia Dalma Apita H. (Apita for Annoying Pain In The Ass). Brownie points to anyone who knows where I got her name from. Think Pirates if you need a hint. Her birthday is Halloween. Don’t ask me her age.
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0livia0blivion:ask me shit so i don’t make sad emo adult impulse purchases
roarslionfiles: “Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights? No I’m
lordbape: in high school when a white girl asked me how i got my hair to be an afro and if i got it like that “with a perm?” i truly understood that white people do not know anything about black people. and we know everything about them. Read
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y'all gotta grow up.
seemeflow: Reportedly, he was quoted as saying, “You still have not done anything. You have not changed the direction of the Police Department. You asked me to come up with six or seven policies that you did not implement,” Banks fumed at the city’s
onlyblackgirl: katblaque: dedurp: katblaque: sithemperor: Whenever someone asks me why I don’t have a boyfriend, I’m just going to show them this. Racism and classism (and misogyny and transphobia and internalized homophobia) is so rampant among
marcy-silvertongue:ablogforemily:shamelesslyunladylike:the-hairy-heterophobe:if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post. it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further
biggie-wrath-wnt-b-sml-4-diddy: I have had people ask me, “Man, why are you so critical of us? You’re a police officer too.” As if I have forgotten that bit of information, like I don’t know what job I signed up for, and what I attempt to do
weaintaboutshit: bigeisamazing: in relation to the last post i reblogged look, i made a post once about joking about how you guys won’t call your parents out for bigotry and what not and it went south F A S T. Like people where asking me to apologize
bae–electronica: sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: iwritealllday: For those who were asking me what was wrong with Hillary Clinton’s Kwanzaa Twitter picture. Victoria explains it here far better than I ever could. It undermines our intelligence as
marissarei: wuuthradical: marissarei: Also. I’m definitely not explaining things or educating white people for free anymore. I’m linking to my PayPal every time you all come into my inbox asking me to give you detailed explanations on XYZ. I’m
p3rfectillusion: girlwhometgaga: Don’t. ever. ask me why more people don’t report sexual assault This is distgusting
gahhhdamn: swallowthatshit: flowersinmyphro: mayaangelique: rawdoggydog: nolanotsodarling: winter—solstice: Issa husband. whoooooooo the fuckkkkkkkkk. raised this GOD Regular shit. Y'all stay OD'n Because most guys don’t do this. At all.
danielle-mertina: Not long ago somebody asked me my opinion on casual sex and I said that some ppl aren’t built for it on an emotional level but do it anyway and feel used. I’d like to add that casual sex is just plain dangerous for women. Morally,
khfanforall: dearnonnatives: Do not forget the 200 Lakota women and children that were murdered. A friend and I were having a discussion about gun violence and such, probably about 2-3 years ago, and he asked me, “what do you think the largest mass
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
“…why are you still up, brat?”“…why are you naked?”“As if you haven’t seen all this before? I needed a long shower after today’s shit.”“But why? I thought today’s mission was only
omg my biggest fear just happened. i just posted a fucking gif of hardcore porn on my other blog and my friend saw it and asked me why i knew their names. thankfully i don’t talk to her much but my other friends could have seen it. holy crap i might
It’s Friday night and I am up late playing bf4 and drinking decent amounts of whiskey. You should ask me shit
Also, in other news, I don’t know why I still bother with her. When she asks me how I’m doing or what I’m up to, it’s just another opening for HER to talk about HERself and I’m so glad I’m moving soon so I don’t
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Anon come back and ask me shit. I am procrastinating on rereading a feast for crows and I’d love a chat with anyone about now
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