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vaako-7: Aight so I had a bunch of people ask me to turn one of my images into an animation, so I made this one in about 20 minutes. It’s pretty shit and not indicative of what I try to actually release, but maybe some of you will enjoy anyway! This
morganagod: this. This. THIS. THIS! MOTHERFUCKING THIS! If you ever want to know how I feel about drawing pin ups and sexy girls, watch this fucking video. Sometimes I get people asking me to draw shit I don’t find sexually arousing in the slightest.
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
jassycoco: Bruised…Sketch commission for a guy named Pain…no joke. Its his nickname really so I can’t put his SN up because he doesn’t want to be exposed or some shit… *Kanye shrug*He asked me to share his commission with the world…so here
FUCK THE WORLD DON’T ASK ME FOR SHIT
diamond-dope-shit: rare-individual-swag: yairdanor1: | Drippin’ Dopeness | Here | WANT A FOLLOW BACK? JUST ASK ME :) I WON’T BITE HAHA I FOLLOW BACK http://yairdanor1.tumblr.com/ Instant Follow Back!!! rare-individual-swag.tumblr.com
joseph-u: So there’s this creepy guy that kept asking me out, he’s now watching anime. Now I know that he’s 10000% shit. this motherfucker is creepy, he only watches anime with big titty cartoon women, dont fuck with him.
please god don’t ask me to do shit today.
dkCHARACTER SOLIDIFYING SUNDAY: Ask me about my characters and shit
CHARACTER SOLIDIFYING SUNDAY: Ask me about my characters and shit
man im always like woah shit when someone asks me for art advice outside of redlines
Character Solidifying Sunday: Ask me about my characters and shit
rnortal: ITS TMI TUESDAY ASK ME REALLY PERSONAL SHIT CMON
champagnepaps: the face I do when someone asks me if I have my shit together
jess-da-horse: “back oil got me!”(shit going downnnnn,at this point with the ask you can’t interact with jess but you could only give ideas k bye :)) YIPE! DX
yesterdayisadisgrace: OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
zodiacgirly: A Gemini has no problem telling it like it is…sometimes to a fault. Yeeeeeah, about that… it was kinda how I was raised, y'know? I don’t do a whole lot of shit talking and such when someone’s asking me to tell the goddamn
dryadalis: deathratttle: me in the middle of the forest at 4 am: i want to see my little boy bigfoot, carrying mothman in his arms: here he comes @cuteskitty
popokko:i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
groovy-bastard: This started out as a doodle and then it somehow turned into a 6-page comic. Don’t ask me. I’m a sucker for GCBC + Ma Cop interaction, what can I say.Just an overly-dramatic post-movie thing. Sorry for my shit hand-writing.
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone Yes except
techteddy: deejpluto: Even TSA needs to get their nut. Well shit all he needed was to ask me to come with him. No need to je a toilet.. 💅😈😉
naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me
cuckroach2: this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework
dead-and-disgusted: Send me some random as fuck anons. Confess your sins or ask weird shit i dunno
viewy2akill: qinni: charliebowater: burdge: -Ira Glass THIS. To everyone who asks me how to improve quickly: this. We’re all shit for a while, it’s okay. Yup, there’s no shortcut. TRUE STORY BRO.you need to constantly work on something-
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.”
zitrome: nikko-sky: PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!I usually wouldn’t share something so vulgar but she asked to spread the story so I am informing you guys just to take precaution and be safe. Here’s the story of Kristina and Marcus Fox. The others are mentioned
goingtobuffalo: when my mom asks me why I don’t have money for books for school but I just bought some dumb shit last week
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
trsmith46: trsmith46: trsmith46: sometimes you just say fuck it & post the damn selfie apparently august 5th is national underwear day so I’m gonna reblog this gem for shits and giggles someone asked me to post an underwear selfie, this’ll do
spottedassashwiththestrap: scatdeviant: niemacream: Y'all nasty motherfuckers keep asking me to shit lol This is so fucking hot. I dont see enough of black scat. I know there is quite a few of us pervs that are into this kink Add to my wishlist 💚
It's TMI Tuesday! Ask me some shit!
solluxbosom: claude-and-claudia-faustus: ask-dolphin-boy: okay NO you guys DON’T UNDERSATND LOOK AT THEIR SLEEPING POSITIONS these things are usually a HABIT which means they’re the same position every night. Rei and Nagisa just met so it may be
koujakuandthediamonds: ghostfauna said: how would cheer au mizuki and clear look like as girls ? :O i am So Glad you asked……………………………..
nebulousnoiz replied to your post: hipstermink asked:ok but what abo…i want this to happen in yandere clears fuck dungeon. without limb hacking. but still super yandere and overfucking aoba till he cant think and begs for cockokay but pls consider
inked-m3rmaid: Anons plz
humansofnewyork: He told me he was on his way to a labor law class, so I asked him if he was studying to be a lawyer. He said: “No, I’m an electrician, actually. I just want to have as much knowledge as possible so that I can give good advice to
odinsblog: Even though he assumed a non-threatening position, had his hands up and was laying on his back, when Charles Kinsey asked, “Why did you shoot me?” the officer who shot him replied, “I don’t know.”
marissarei: When I was doing a #LoveforLeslieJ interview yesterday, they asked if the hate directed toward Leslie Jones was surprising to me and I almost laughed. Instead, I answered no. I told them that there are thousands of black women online that
vxtxv: -He came up to me one morning and asked for my number. I declined and when that didn’t work I offered to take his number. That backfired because he wanted to confirm that I typed it in correctly and pressed the call button when I showed him
antifainternational: sourcedumal: guapet: so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is
britteryikes: cumprise: dandyavocado: cumprise: No offense but if you ever did me wrong don’t hmu years later asking for forgiveness, I’ve moved on. If it’s still eating you alive you need to find it in you to forgive yourself but if you really
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
minkypinkypoo: onision-against-feminism: tankies:banned a guy from my server because he asked me to be his gf See this shit is why men are forced to hold in their feelings. This is public humiliation and social isolation all because a guy confessed
joner: hotmeat89: joner: hotmeat89: what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy?????? snapchat or text message she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean Shit homes that could
doncheadlesyouth: tsunamiwavesurfing: ikesh: tsunamiwavesurfing: ask me what’s my plans for the summer What are your plans for the summer WHere the fuck is TUmblr staff at flaggin’ shit!?? I mean if you gonna get “everything” don’t be
