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deehenn: jvstxn: oxychoppa: vibe-witme: killthathoe-killthatbitch: thepoeticlovechild: vvhitelotus: Tyler sums up mainstream radio. He’s right tho 100 percent. Fuck that shit. Not a fan but he right tho Tyler is underrated if you ask me
babyphatjeans: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
Don't buy me shit if you're going to throw it in my face, especially if I didn't ask you.
stayclassyhentai: tattoosnnekos: theblackdelegate: warpstar: this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic This is the anthem @steffusweet AAHHHHHH ITS BACK When someone asks me what my blog is about
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
artbymoga: Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”. my response when people ask me why I want to be a teacher in NC and make shit money
transatlanticwanker: french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL
orcaspanielmermaids:renpai:my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” I hope you kissed her nose for that, because that is the cutest shit I’ve read, all day.
theandrart: And for guys who asked me to post this full shit…Here ya go too ;-; I’m not proud of it but HEH
breakfast-with-satan: mothafuckinsterio: That grandma took none of the shit. Team Grandma Would you like to stay for dinner?WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER? She brings home a sword? If you ask me she should have brought home a man. *Sees Shang* Sign
hookshonor:“Asking me for what?”“Wanting you to stay. Be part of what I am. I didn’t think it through.Obviously I do that, I don’t think shit through…what it might do to other people.”
jarepadalecki: jarepadalecki: i wish i got weird anons like those tumblr famous people like why don’t u guys ask me weird shit nevermin d
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
zettabear: the-royal-sketchbook: airbenderedacted: verygoodbadcore: That one time I decided to make a compilation of every instance in which someone in Portal 2 says the word “test” or any variation. I’M LOSING MY SHIT If anyone asks me about
fantabulouloren: Pre workout . Because someone asked me what I wear to excersize lol . Just spandex shit you know (:
tyelr: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
oreimo: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
thotograph: liamhunny: zaynmalikleft: this commercial changed me as a person they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard tho
rawbee-wasabi: I usually do keep quiet because everything I say comes out rude or stupid, yet people ask me why I’m so quiet or “what am I thinking about?” and shit.
notyourordinarytherapist: miseraboolia: MY EIGHT YEAR OLD BROTHER IS WRITING A STORY AND ASKED ME TO READ IT AND THIS IS THE DARKEST SHIT I’VE SEEN IN AWHILE WHAT That went downhill faster than homestuck.
katelynboner: pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. Hahahhahahahha seriously
mccprincess: mr-doll-collector: needylittlecunt: I’m getting drunk af, ask me weird shit. 💁 Handcuffs or rope?Rape van or trunk?Ballgag or duct tape?Benzos or uppers?Knife or pistol?Ski mask or Jason mask?Irrumatio or forced humiliating insertions?In
kongoupak: playgameswidme: kongoupak: Drew this at basic. I got one Drill Sergeant to ask me “what the hell are you drawing?” To which I responded “..uh, a character from a video game.” And the DS said “you’re into that weird shit, aren’t
the-royal-sketchbook: airbenderedacted: verygoodbadcore: That one time I decided to make a compilation of every instance in which someone in Portal 2 says the word “test” or any variation. I’M LOSING MY SHIT If anyone asks me about what portal
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
bookofbiff: rendigo: nougats: someone asked me to write a tutorial for them, so here you go holy shit this is so helpful This is so true!
lets-get-fit-on: Someone ask me some overly personal shit or something. Will answer anything.
another lovely time at the commons with a friend. shooting the breeze, talking about life’s shit and stuff. he mentioned one thing that i’m still trying to figure out myself. he asked me how do i do it, referring to being in relatively good
I just wanna cuddle and have a good fuck, is that too much to ask?
I dare you guys to ask me awkward shit that you think I can't answer
ritchiegecko: I’m a nurse, so people stare at my hands a lot. People ask me everyday “so what do those numbers on your hand mean?” I usually say some sarcastic shit like “my prison number,” or “Google it.” It’s an easy way to avoid
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U wanna suck on this bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “It’s the middle of the day…. why do u wanna meet in the locker room bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U think this is gay bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What else can you do better than my girlfriend bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Why do u love hang’in out at my frat so much bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What happens when I stick a finger up here bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U gonna waste that or can I just lick that off ur cock bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Are ya thirsty bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What’s ur favorite hobby bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What do u & ur team-mates make the varsity players do to punk their older brothers bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Would this make u wanna stay over bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can I ride ur dick bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can I swallow ur load bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can I suck ur dick bro?” ….
naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me
snaics: moosers: snaics: I don’t give a fuck, a shit, and you better believe I don’t give a single damn but do you give any. hells fgod damnit. you weren’t supposed to ask me that. I do.
