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:I love it when Applejack loses her shit.Don’t ask me why.For I have no answer.She’s just so tired of everypony’s shenanigans.It’s like looking after five foals.She’s knackered.———————————————————————“The
skaylina-art: I remember nugget asked me to draw some cyberpunk futuristic poop cityscape. OLD SHIT IS OLD
wtfzeus: book-of-thieves-private: wtfzeus: Not Zeus, but still hilarious and also relevant to your interests im crying from laugther and my mom is asking me to be quiet HOW CAN YOUR MOTHER NOT FIND THIS SHIT HILARIOUS!!?!!!
joner: hotmeat89: joner: hotmeat89: what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy?????? snapchat or text message she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean Shit homes that could
meatrodimus:meatrodimus:My friend asked me to make an image hold on. Check out this fuckin shit Parents outsourcing a meme to their children is always hilarious and they know it
thelustiestargonianmaid:thelustiestargonianmaid:I bet seeds taste so fucking good to a bird My younger sister asked me about my popular tumblr posts and I showed her this one and she said “wow people on tumblr must be stupid as shit”
popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
spectredeflector: Mettaton Makeup because lots of folks asked for it, and what can I say? I love me a gay robot. My wig is from here, and your 10% discount code is “SPECTRE10″!
pinkvelourtracksuit: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
gothamswhore: It would be sooo cool, if people stopped stealing pictures. Just ask me, I’ll submit a picture, shit.
transatlanticwanker: french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL
a-cis-anti-feminist: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: the-strong-silent-typist: Erin Pizzey the story They also killed her dog. Ask me again why I’m not a feminist
sexygahara: so this is what regret tastes like. if one more of u little shits asks me when it’s coming out i will fuck you up.
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
put 'babe' in my ask if you'd date me
please send me some asks, i'm a bit bored at the moment!
noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back
randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Don't buy me shit if you're going to throw it in my face, especially if I didn't ask you.
twyll: no wait shit you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but jesUS chisrt fuckign LOOK AT IT
whythefacee: Holy shit this crazy old lady from our neighborhood came to the door and I answered it and she asked me “Are you the bride to be?”I had no idea what the hell she was talking about and just I said “No..?” Literally four hours later
Naughty&Nice!! Read Before You Ask Me Dumb Shit!!
aryanjinete: ask me some shit yo
shugabaker: 📽FULL VID AND MANY OTHERS AT📽https://m.connectpal.com/shugabaker Cleanup in aisle 8 I caught dude at my job bulging. He kept asking me questions to random shit. The entire time I saw his dick jumping in his shorts. Which made my
marley-barbie: tyler-daily: This is the cutest shit - Tyler teaching somebody how to ride a bike, lol. Don’t ask me why I love him oooooooooooowwwwwntt
biandnerdy: biandnerdy: Lol I forgot about this one. I think I was drunk as shit 😅 Ask me how you can purchase private videos and pics 😘
oreimo: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
arnold-ziffel:Danielley Ayala asked me if I liked her being brunette…Oh shit… I hadn’t even noticed… 🙈Boobs scramble my brain…Her Twitter >>> @ddanielley
fachee: thistimeitsuptoyou: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…. This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl. r u kidding look at z berg!!!
girlanarchy:I will support individual sex workers with my dying breath.but the sex industry?you can NOT ask me to condone that shit. it’s one of the major forces of female oppression in the world and I can’t pretend to be okay with the damage it’s
under-a-r0ck: insight-jd: ▼ Free Acid ▼ ☪ ☼ ☾ ☯grunge and shit☯ ☾☼ ☪ ♔Indie♔ ϟ INDIE. GRUNGE. VINTAGE ϟ Click for grunge☻ ϟ g r u n g e ϟ THIS is the best of all. 📌ask me anything.
brah-nka: follow and ask me for a blog ® & shit
distant-and-self-destructive: Send me some random as fuck anons.Confess your sins or ask weird shit i dunno
heavy-glxxm: Send me some random as fuck anons.Confess your sins or ask weird shit i dunno
under-a-r0ck: ☪ ☼ ☾ ☯grunge and shit☯ ☾☼ ☪ ♔Indie♔ ϟ INDIE. GRUNGE. VINTAGE ϟ Click for grunge☻ ϟ g r u n g e ϟ THIS is the best of all. 📌ask me anything.
1617:I’m moving on in life so don’t ask me about no old shit
positive-vitality: im loving my new rose hip tattoo! what do you guys think? http://dopefiend420.tumblr.com If you ask me, I love that shit :) http://positive-vitality.tumblr.com/
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
