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drtanner: miseryfieldes: jordan-haruka: Plenty of people have asked me this and I found it helpful and useful. Holy shit, it works.
varigo: emeraldembers asked for hunting janos and i did try but he came out looking exhausted and upset. :/ i like it regardless. :p Srsly after all the shit he and his kind go through by the end if their era I can definitely see him looking like this
chibigaia-art: cant believe someone actually asked me that tbh, dont you like being fashionable and scare the shit outta the others with your death ray? [Commissions] // [Society6] [Redbubble] [WLF]
Some fucker asked me where can i see your free shit What you think i said. https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/bcmxxx
lastud4fun: Holy shit. THIS IS SO HOT! Follow LA Frat Stud 4 Fun for some hot fuckers. Ask me anything!
“Someday soon you’ll be on fire and you’ll ask me for a glass of water ill say no, you can just let that shit burn” Someday soon By Harlem =]
niggercock-4-pawgs: BIG WHITE ASS. IMA NUT ALL IN HER SHIT. (not a submission but would love some like this. Ask me questions about my negro dick)
more screaming than sighing because noya is the most inappropriate little shit and i love it
hottiekiss: Anonymous asked:So fucking sexy. I would do untold amounts of naughty things with you. A picture for me? A finger from each hand in your pussy, pulling it wide open?
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dark-hooves: rainbowflash64: shit-thatblows: nooo XD why wasn’t it meeeeeeeeeee? askrecordspinner I AM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW THAT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING…SOMEONE PLEASE COME MAKE ME STOP AND TAKE MY COMPUTER XD
incestp0rn: The next time mom goes clothes shopping and asks me to come, I should probably say yes… Holy shit she is hot.
bebetonx7: Im back follow don’t steal my shit ask me for new video tho
fuzzybearhug: devilbair: captainlanta: charliebowater: burdge: -Ira Glass THIS. To everyone who asks me how to improve quickly: this. We’re all shit for a while, it’s okay. Will never not reblog this. I’m re-blogging this because it’s
myrealnameisterrence: dmaxwell02: myrealnameisterrence: dmaxwell02: myrealnameisterrence: Ask me about my wiener Like…. why aren’t there pickles on that shit?! Haha got a pickle at the end of it, no? That’s not nearly enough… still got
unicronkween: Played around on gifpal while I was waiting for Lady Rainicorn to dry. Don’t ask me what I’m doing. I guess I’m pretending to be a dog pissing on a fire hydrant or some shit. LoL, I would have gone more with an aerobics class exercise,
hotpuss11: Fucking shit Pretty fucking hot if you ask me!
imapervert: Her body is sick!!!!!!! People often ask me if I get tired of looking at naked women. How could you ever get tired of shit like this?
gaymalelove: centex22: fuck! lovetofollowboys: holy shit! I want both of them. ASK ME ANYTHING! gay male love
otakuapnsfw: i drew this sinse @shinonsfw asked me to draw this character, and i desidet why not, because i had nothing better to do also my tumblr posts needed more variety. hi-rez version here: LINK holy shit otakuthis is hot as fuck, thank
Holy shit, you are right! Yesterday was your release date and i missed it. Oh god honey, I’m so sorry! But I’m also very proud of you that you haven’t asked me yesterday why I made no move to open your cage. I swear, I will make it up
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
Since you guys ask me a lot of shit, now for something “special.”http://youtu.be/k9taW_rcjAM
I dont know if i’ve said this already, so I’ll mention it again. If you want to use ANY of these ponies for ANY reason, then do it. You dont need to ask me for permission. I could give less of a shit if you want to use them for your weird
animentality: zibilivedro: alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: alloverthegaf: It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos A few people have been asking so let me explain Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a
I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq
after that ask I received earlier a bunch of people messaged me saying DRA W HTE JAENMARCO so I did.If jeans hair wasnt the devil I would draw them MORE
My final Kaijune drawing for this year. Whenever someone asks me who the weirdest Godzilla Kaiju is, I always bring up Hedorah. He’s the only Kaju who’s a literal pile of shit.
Ruby always like to surprise Weiss, but at first Ruby is the most be surprised because: Aaaaaaah Weiss watch out your dusts it almost stab me! DXAnd her cute hedgehog is like: I’m trying! It’s very HARD to control these shit so don’t
oh my god thank u now they kno its me
Kinda wanna make an Instagram again but also can’t be bothered managing yet another social media acc and plus IG is owned by Facebook now so they steal all your photos and ask all your irl friends to follow you and shit
boringbebe: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: littlesativabug: mnw: littlesativabug: So we got our reason and we and everyone else is laughing there ass off at you because @mnw & I made 1,000$ that day. A GRAND. Oh it wasn’t good enough? Also
Well here comes the unfollows. Ladies don’t ask me to promote your onlyfans if you don’t take dick, eat pussy, do full open spreads. Why? Because that Rated R content is boring. This onlyfans shit is getting boring so please no more shout outs unless
the-adhd-society: intrepid-inattentive: thatadhdmood: I asked my friend whether she has a constant inner dialougue going on, and she said no. And I’m like?????? How can you not?? Are peoples heads silent most of the time???? Are they not constantly
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL VANILLA FRAPPUCINO
Well sleep isn’t gonna happen any time soon
One of the things about racism that really unsettles me is the fact that it’s most often not like, a fear thing? A lot of people say it’s a fear of the unknown or wanting to stick to traditional values or whatever, but that shit’s so easy to disprove
duxwontobey:honestly the greatest showman feels a lot like hamilton to me, lots of people like it, I’m not sure why, and it has undertones of really bad shit. the guy depicted in the greatest showman was a complete monster irl, iirc, he used and abused
risax: My husband is a big fan of yours. He asked me to draw this for him- I hope I did her justice! * * * Holy shit, I’d say you did! Nice fucking work! I did not expect this. Thank you so much!
I used to work in a church office and, looking back, I hated it. My mental health went to shit when I worked there. Some months ago I got an email to my personal Gmail, somebody was asking me to put something in the newsletter, um no, I left in October,
004mog: Figures WhyThe shitting fuckWould I agree to this everThe terrible thing isI knew exactly where this conversation was going when he asked me if I’m still workingI’m too tired to write feelings. It’s silent
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joner: hotmeat89: joner: hotmeat89: what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy?????? snapchat or text message she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean Shit homes that could
naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
crackervolley: zevponyart: micthemicrophone: derpytwizzle: catfood-mcfly: Greatest use of SFM ever. I can’t explain what about this made me lose my shit laughing so hard, but something in here was fantastic. JEsus Christ. lordy. 5/5 breddi
thecursedplatoon: sol4rplexus: slutfang: ma-legohouse: ‘Βroken GIFS’ these are the single most terrifying things ive seen on this fucking website This stuff randomly happening in movies used to scare the shit out of me as a child.
Just a quick test... Reblog if you actually give a shit about me.
shugabaker: 📽FULL VID AND MANY OTHERS AT📽https://m.connectpal.com/shugabaker Cleanup in aisle 8 I caught dude at my job bulging. He kept asking me questions to random shit. The entire time I saw his dick jumping in his shorts. Which made my
shugabaker: Cleanup in aisle 8 I caught dude at my job bulging. He kept asking me questions to random shit. The entire time I saw his dick jumping in his shorts. Which made my dick swell. Another customer needed my real attention so I had to leave
rnortal: ITS TMI TUESDAY ASK ME REALLY PERSONAL SHIT CMON
Hey Just reminding my followers that u can talk to me :0
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