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coochie4gucci: Why do people keep asking me what his name is when I tag his name in all of his gif posts? His name is ERIC… and I’m sensitive about his shit
groovy-bastard: This started out as a doodle and then it somehow turned into a 6-page comic. Don’t ask me. I’m a sucker for GCBC Ma Cop interaction, what can I say.Just an overly-dramatic post-movie thing. Sorry for my shit hand-writing.
tinyblogtim: How does he go from “graceless in water” to “holy shit ASK ME” in like fifteen seconds? Homer Simpson, D’oh!
love-is-vengeful: redmetalandgold: chrispratt: please no gang signs This makes me pretty sad, because you have to think about why he does this. When he was over in Afghanistan, one of the soldier’s asked Tony if he would mind taking a picture with
I’m trying to figure out if I should drop hq bc it makes me feel like shit. I actually got upset that my partner put it on without asking me today, bc I keep getting freaked out of having any mutual interest as my ex. and it’s ridiculous,
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
Before the drunken moron calls me again and asks me to do some weird shit for him on internet, I’ll just go to fucking sleep and put my phone to silent.No you don’t wanna know. Seriously how the fuck is that person my dad…
tlow26: anthonydevaun: dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest He tore that bussy up mmm
nyanswipe: thebrotherswinchester: i just got like 5 messages asking me to make this rebloggable, so I fucking hate it when people say this shit to me.
dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest
goawfma:yikes…”wife material” sounds like a bad job opportunity I wish I would invite someone over and then have the nerve to ask them to cook for me without me being right there cooking beside her in my own damn house AND have the nerve to not
robertjjj: supar-sonic-0: privatepornstar: thickblackmanlove: My st8 friend ask me if he can fuck me this way with his best friend 😍😍 This shit good. Nice
asgard1an: justadick: People always ask me to post more videos but i always feel like they’re awkward as shit… so here is me awkwardly fucking the air. well, i’m sold. where do i get one like him?
hiccupthehairyhooligan: doctorwhothefuckareyou: silvacubaz: Ask Me Anything. Im totally bored.. Seriously be an asshole and literally send me a fuck load of random shit.
daddyforson5to25: dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest Docked down good
diseasedshitpig: sadisticcontrols: diseasedshitpig: Still waiting on a guy to take me to a tattoo shop. You won’t have to ask me twice @diseasedshitpig I’ll make sure your mouth has “shit here” tattooed on it I would wear that with pride.
michaelalaniz: #FuckTheBs! #FuckTheDrama #LetShitGo… But always remember, they call me daddy cuz I earned that shit! Sum1 asked me, what do u think about the negativity people say about u? My answer is, IDGAF period! Does it look like I care? People
phantomdoodler: the school I dropped out of because they were shit to me is asking me to donate to scholarships
anthonydevaun: dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest He tore that bussy up mmm
quiteaqueen: I wish People would ask me about the shit I put on here before they go ahead and assume they know who or what I’m talking about…. Mahfuckas do not know my life. Barely know me, or if they do, barely know what I have going on in my
samathekittycat: classicdaisycalico: ask-antonio-fernandez: songofafreeheart: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog: dormtainment: People asked me to make this rebloggable so I did whatever you people told me to do. I fucking died when I saw this shit
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What was ur best memories of u n me being in high school together bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U wanna Mount’nDew me bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U excited for me to cum home for spring break bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “ Wanna take a ride with me bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can u video me stroke’n my cock bro?” ….
teh-vampire-bunny: mszombi: bunjywunjy: polyglotplatypus: theroomyouneverenter: ddogy thats a weird lookin dog if u ask me be nice to him and his weird balloon mouth Crazy 2 me that we got shit like this living on earth and yet there’s still
nolanthebiggestnerd: jaxblade: This 1 time a girl kissed me on the school bus & asked me to walk her home cause her parents were gone, But I said no cause I was gonna miss DBZ😐 holy fucking shit
kyuutier: also give me more dave massively underestimating the amount of weird shit john has been exposed to in his life. dave: john is innocent, good, gentle, pure of heart- dirk: He asked me to yiff him under the mistletoe yesterday.
justsomeantifas: Don’t feel bad for making donations posts, it is literally exactly how capitalism works, so whenever fuckin pro-capitalists shit on you for “asking for handouts,” you’re literally working a job. heres how: people are deciding
redrimmerthebuttpirate: thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “ Wanna take a ride with me bro?” …. A Cabin Boy Video
So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes
gnarly:theres nothing that gives me more anxiety than when someone says ‘we need to talk’ or ‘can i ask you a question’ like go ahead and do it dont leave me wondering thinking about it all day
burgrs: i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen
i wanna talk about what happened, but too many people follow me that i know irl and i don’t wanna deal with the ‘backlash’. or people asking questions. or him trying to talk to me once it gets back to him that i’ve let the
Get into my inbox and ask me some shit - Me
touch-my-soul: thesescarswillkillyou: Stop asking me to trustyou while I’m still coughingup water from the last timeyou let me drown. Holy shit
redneckkungfu: lush is fine and they have nice soap but going in there is like a minefield of bohemia like if one of the employees doesnt lunge at me asking me if i wanna sample goat lotion or whatever the shit i end up wheeling into some woman dressed
Depression takes me over
is someone who fucks me right and treats me like a princess too much to ask for?
scarmageddon: freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard” @interpretationofthesituation
Nobody ever actually asks me stuff. Only when they want to talk shit or make me describe in detail my problems that are already clear to everyone.
thebackwardsimpression: #bitch i am sick of your motherfuckin’ bullshit mycroft #you always gotta be makin’ me come up in here all discreet and shit #makin’ my cards not work #and then you ask me to do you damn bitch work #i don’t think you
This reminds me of this past fall…while I was by my fire pit with my friend, my other friend’s daughter brought us some flowers. I turned to my friend and asked her how much she’d pay me to eat the flower and she said two bucks. So
trilllifebitch: trilllifebitch: Follow me for more dope Shit!!! Tumblr ☚ Subscribe to my Facebook ☚ Ask me Anything Here ☚ Reblog This /.\ Wezuhhhh
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
bunnyhoodlum: *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* “no christmas is coming”
my oh so sweet grandmother decided to put a giant tarantula toy on our porch at some point when i wasnt looking and when i walked outside today i im so tired ur shit grandma
onepixperday: Bertholdt Fubar (Colossal Titan) please don’t ask me Galactus, EVA’s, mechas etc, I will do them when possible I only did this crazy shit because the fond words you all sent me, your beautiful tropical fishes non-english speaker here,
People on this website really piss me off because they want to be all up in your business & act like they give a shit but they remain anonymous. If you really CARE you can stop being such a coward & ask me personally…..
And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally
