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sportphuk: Is it just me, or do you often notice the shit that ruins an otherwise hot photo… ?? Like the fact that he is either removing or placing a bottle of RED wine in the fridge… *sigh*… porn needs better continuity editors, if you ask me.
janellespice: 123thtez: young-tranny-for-daddies: Visit Young tranny notes > Ask me your dirty questions > Follow me Oh shit yeah ! Yum I wanna suck that cock everyday…mmmmmm…and i want it in my nice tight ass…mmmmm&helli
sex1things: SEX1 Things FOLLOW ME | ASK ME | SUBMIT | ARCHIVE That’s the shit
lastud4fun: Holy shit. THIS IS SO HOT! Follow LA Frat Stud 4 Fun for some hot fuckers. Ask me anything! Jack harrer makes me feel some type of way
taboomansion: = When my elder sister caught me sniffing her pantyhose and rubbing’em on my face..she was shocked..And start asking me why i did it? i couldn’t say shit..so i told her the truth..That i fancy her feet and the smell on the pantyhose
Ok asshole, let me see if I understand you. You spent years in middle and high school making my life hell all because I have an alternative lifestyle, and when I turn out to be hot as shit as an adult, you hunt me down and ask me to come back to your
so like over on twitter - LZ hosted a drawpile session so I managed to join inTHE THING???literally within seconds of me popping up SHE RECOGNIZZED ME and asked if I was the one who drew the halloween pic and said my icon was really cute and I justImIm
jammer1027: This little shit knows exactly what he’s doing…LOL! Only reblogging this because a follower I like asked me to (He knows im dissapointed in him)Zach “Stop Calling Me Gay!” Rance
zaynteam: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget
I think i’m losing my shit… Seriously man, the whole thing with Wonder Woman is bigger than it should be, to the point that somebody asked me today on facebook “how come you didn’t tell me that John Constantine is a LGBT character” my
Knowing that I am truly yours also means knowing that you may ask me to serve you any time, any place. Now I just have to merge the parts of me that this knowledge thrills and excites with the parts that it scares the shit out of!
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
bogleech: iguanamouth: zooophagous: carrioncoyote: badgerofshambles: sofiabiologista: Incredible Hercules beetle pupa 🎥 Hirofumi Kawano Alright I love the shit out of bugs, you know me. But honestly that thing looks like a fucking Guillermo
asksn0wdrop: rebeccatheassassian: asksn0wdrop: rebeccatheassassian: asksn0wdrop: rebeccatheassassian: asksn0wdrop: Me without glasses were contact to ..YOU ARE MOAR PRETTY THAN ME. ;U; I’M AN UGLY LITTLE SHIT ;W; No you not I bet your pretty
fratsonthedl: Man, this shit was fucked up. My line brother’s little brother visited campus a few months ago. He asked me to look out for him over the weekend while the little nigga went on his campus tour. He also made me promise to not with his brother
black411blog: texaslove2013: dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest Follow me: http://texaslove2013.tumblr.com Thanks to all of my 65,000+
getratchetbitch: texaslove2013: dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest Follow me: http://texaslove2013.tumblr.comThanks to all of my 65,000+
thecutiesenpai: If someone sees this account somewhere in the social medias please message me saying that you found it, this is my account that got stolen by a child that was just playing around with shit =.= don’t fucking ask me how he got it, he’s
dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest
redrimmerthebuttpirate: thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “ Wanna take a ride with me bro?” …. A Cabin Boy Video
world, please, send me asks, anon or not, telling me how the tories actually affected you?i’m trying to understand why you hate them so much and think they are so different from labour. despite the fact they all seem so similar.
d-dinosaur: friendly reminder to just not pinch anybody tommrow if theyre not wearing green just dont pinch people dont exceptions being if you ask them first and theyre like ‘oh haha yep you got me not wearing green okay pinch me’ but otherwise
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then
heytinafey: fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig
bksexyfreaknyc: black411blog: texaslove2013: dattfacetho: My OG neighbor asked me to hit my pipe. I told him he wasn’t ready for dis shit. He talked me into it. He let his pipe say the rest Follow me: http://texaslove2013.tumblr.com Thanks to
0livia0blivion: please distract me :/ Ask me anything, tell me about your day or some other cute shit.
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
jujumonsterr: My little sister came up to me all excited the other day and asked me sissy, do you like ‘doge’? and I just sort of said um I’m kind of tired of that meme and that lil shit looked me in the eyes and said wow such unique very hipster
woodmeat: kngshxt: sharifa wont teach me patois but she always tryna make me listen to got dam alkaloid and vybez kartel like im post to know whay this bruk up the cock shut booyaka shit mean and she got nerve to ask me if i like it i just be like
tomhiddlston: I’m not. I’m lucky. I feel lucky because it’s wrong, Danny. It’s wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing
brattylittlesiren:Send me some Anons. Ask me some shit. Tell me how awesome I am. 😂🤷🏼♂️
saints59:Yes I said do it! .. You know what I want Little Brother! .. I even dressed like you asked me to! .. OH SHIT! .. Your doing it! .. Your REALLY Fucking doing it! .. Your getting Me Pregnant! .. Your filling Me with your Cum! .. I’m finally going
regardsbree replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… lmfao, truuu I can only relieve my irritation through pretending to beat his ass every time he texts me.
slipknaughty: how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
