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Damn I love cooking! Â Or at least I would if this chick was in my kitchen baring her ass and tits like that! Â She has a super horny filthy face and just look at that beautiful butt - you could smooth your palms over that for days and never get bored!
I was looking at this picture on my dashboard…and was like wait…that is my tit…that is my nipple…that is my hand…thats my husbands cock…lol…only thing is tastemycream posted it as his own…I love
He was a bit of a bully, he was the boy who had took your girlfriend’s cherry. But you truly believed that he had offered your mom a job at his parent’s house as a compensation.Years later, shortly after your wedding, your mom showed you
princeowl:ok, so i was watching the war of the coprophages episode of x files and this weird cockroach animation happens and im like what…..thinking i just hallucinated it i backtrack and YES THAT IS THERE…PART OF THE EPISODETHEN I REMEMBER THE OLD
thatsthat24: I was watching this on TV and was like, “This is totally gonna be gifed on tumblr.”
socialjusticejasper: also someone kinda made a good point that lasper being abusive isn’t even necessarily canon: it’s an opinion and at first I was like NO ITS ABUSIVE ITS OK TO SHIP IT BUT WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ITS ABUSIVE!! but they made a
so i’ve come to terms with the fact that my dog won’t be coming back and although i always complained about her literally following my every step i sort of miss the company and feel super lonely now..
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
pebbleofgod: brosefvondudehomie: fullpraxisnow: Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy. So he gave millions and you gave ุ and feel like you’re doing more?
one-mandrinkinggamess: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and
skipperdamned: mothgeist: i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away what goosebumps
one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
courfeyrabbit: today in english class we were talking about cliffhangers and my teacher asked for examples of cliffhangers and this one kid raised their hand and was like “Sherlock” and I swear to god two thirds of the class just groaned and went
arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure”
leeds-bracelet: my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing
jackviolet: One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is. These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like. Yeah. They’re called the “People’s
OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
tradingwishesforgoals: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and
eleganceinviolet: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned
stephaniesinnz: Seen this and was like “wow , that looks like me , that’s what I do here at work, even looks like the kind of skirts I wear”. Interesting
stalinistqueens: arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure” I aspire to be this perfect
suriella: suriella: SO AT GRADUATION TODAY MY FRIEND WASIN LINE TO GET HIS DIPLOMA AND THEY SAID HIS NAME AND HE WALKED UP TO THE COMMITTEE OF PEOPLE AND STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM AND TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND WAS LIKE “BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE
soo some lady almost hit me and darfin and his brother, after the almost crash the lady turned around and followed up then at the red light she got out of her car to smash on darfin’s window and scream at us, she got super duper scary and was like I
almost done watching the last americas next top model ever and I’m actually emotional
going shopping during the first week of november means having one side of the street still with pumpkins and bats and being generally in denial over the end of october while the other side has christmas trees and carols playing and deco and it’s
