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Ah the wonders of voyeurweb again - they certainly do have an incredible amount of amazing nipples on that website! Â I was just thinking, during the 80s and 90s porno magazines very rarely featured girls with big nipples - it was like there was some
Czech babe Chelsy Sun and grandpa Don have met thanks to Tinder. He was looking for some youthful girl with soft skin and tight pussy, she was looking for some experienced who is not so naive and clumsy like her male schoolmates. When they experienced
Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
I had a dream that I met Seth Green just hanging out in NYC and he let me babble about how much I loved him in Buffy and he held my hand and was like, “Oh, you’re dorky and fun, let’s be friends.” He was tiny and adorable.
Both Amethyst and Pearl are such children because Pearl’s reaction when Amethyst is like “How are you going to stop me?” was to dramatically kick Amethyst in the face (like she threw one arm over her head and did like a pose thing) and
deadcatwithaflamethrower: lylilunapotter: jackietastic: actuallyclintbarton: knitmeapony: sophygurl: hatpirestuff: freyleif: im in awe So. The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and
sheriarty-iou: I made this melted crayon painting of Cas and Dean staring into each other’s eyes in art class and my teacher saw it and was like “Oh that’s so pretty, what is it” and I told it was a man and his guardian angel and she hung it
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying" but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like"
slaygnstonhughes: -casuallyme: mrmidnight36: nikareeashlee: ebonyshy: anomaly1: zumainthyfuture: FAM…. The pic I was like “oh….” then I read the caption and was like “OH!!!!” No comment necessary. Mommy over there looking more like
marinathewicked: fasterfood: what if on election day mitt romney just went up on stage and was like “My name is Mitt Romney, and you’ve all been Punk’d” and mtv came rushing out on stage with cameras and all and confetti was flying and everyone
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,
ebonyzerscrooge: ineffably-crowley: lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the hell,
mouzekat89: acidmist: lookinq: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool wtf omg so cool I wanna see it on my blog I feel like I just
achievementhunting-archangel:whimsicalscribe:super-dump-hole:does anyone else remember the time burnie and michael ate ghost peppers and burnie nibbled the tip and almost puked and michael ate the whole goddamn thing and was like ‘what that was it’dont
mishafuckingackles: #really though #Death is literally one of the most refreshing characters that we’ve met so far #it’s not like he threw Dean against a wall when they first met and was like #bitch listen here #he was like #yo come eat some pizza
mrmidnight36: nikareeashlee: ebonyshy: anomaly1: zumainthyfuture: FAM…. The pic I was like “oh….” then I read the caption and was like “OH!!!!” No comment necessary. Mommy over there looking more like her sister lol Damn
summerfinns: “It wasn’t like I did Orphan Black and was like, [in a snooty voice] “I can’t wait to be nominated for an Emmy.” I was just like, “I’m so excited I’m doing this show. I hope I can get through the day without passing
googlearths: remember when harry was really deep in thought and then niall came up behind him and was like harry u ok and then harry turned around and niall just yelled football and then walked away and harry didnt even question him
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
enyafan:we will remember the 2010s as such a dumbshit time lol. like what was that weird period of faux populism where everyone was like its actually woke to love the kardashians.
i went to the bathroom and was washing my face and then suddenly my hand stung? so i look at it and i have this long red scratch on it and im like where the hell did that come from do i own some sort of invisible cat or something because it looks and
i thought my inspo for monos was fading recently and i was like ‘oh ok its about time probably’ but now all of a sudden im feeling the mono feels again. help.
mybibabies: dogstar07: quite the shocking upgrade literally tho look at that upgrade like asami probably looked at that thing and was like i can’t believe i wore that it looks like cabbage corp made it and then remade it slimmer and better and color