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experienceisbest: The Shy Girl When she sat down with him to explain what she wanted, she immediately felt calmer. He was like a kind, caring uncle who just wanted to help. She told him it was her shyness and insecurity that was the problem. She was
positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
americanfrontier: oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like
snowsby: as much as i love ellen page and want to celebrate her moment i just have to pause and take a sec to express my disgust with the hrc as an organization because they’re actually terrible and you should know why they’re awful
squeedge: ohnoproblems: beepunk: look @ this cute lil lady i live for small lady I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when will bumblebees be cat sized
billy-chan: today at the dmv i was playing animal crossing and a really tough guy with tattoos tapped me on the shoulder and was like “‘Ey, you playing New Leaf" and I nervously replied with yes then it was just silent and he tapped me again
kevinfuckintran: ok so yesterday my brother and i had to help out my mom’s friend dig a ditch bc his pipe was broken and we had to dig to get to it and i was inside drinking water when my brother came inside and was like “dogs… there are so many
my head’s been so far up aoba johsai’s ass (or more specifically iwa/oi’s and matsu/hana’s asses) that i forgot they weren’t on karasuno’s team/the main characters
extracocoa: oh my god I hooked up with my host brother’s soccer team friend who was closeted this past fall while I was living in Paris and he (host brother) messaged me and was like (friend) came out of the closet and he is so much happier now and
juilan: I saw the beginning and was like “what the fuck” and then I scrolled and was like “what the fuck”
condorn: Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent
lovelucila: juilan: I saw the beginning and was like “what the fuck” and then I scrolled and was like “what the fuck” Wait what just happened
I like the sentiment and i like that it’s a pic from Melbourne.
ancestor: My mom told me one time she was on acid and this guy came over and tried to talk to her and she thought she was in a car so she started cranking the window down and leaned her head out of the fake window and was like “I can’t talk right
condorn: Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like “ you arent
fuckyeahhilaryfan-blog: ”[…] Actually a long time ago when my record hit… my last record just came out, she and I were at MTV together when they were still doing… like umm when TRL was still on air […] and she came up to (me) and was like
my friend just told me we are going to cavanaugh park tomorrow and I freaked out and was like WE HAVE A CAVANAUGH PARK IN *the city we live in* and then a few minutes later she was like “ oops I think I got it mixed up with the song” DARN.
bandparade:bluestar3445: qamzee-makara: bandparade: I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing okay but wHy DID YOU NAME YOUR CACTUS Why not
life-as-a-skeleton: mishanarry: there is no way I would pass up the opportunity for this to be on my blog My girlfriend said there was no time to look at puppies and I got really upset like how could you say that and then she watched and was like
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
so last night i had this dream that there was like some sort of natural disaster going on, it was extremely windy and this were getting destroyed and i was running with this girl and apparently we went looking for horses so we could escape quickeri lost
ancestor:My mom told me one time she was on acid and this guy came over and tried to talk to her and she thought she was in a car so she started cranking the window down and leaned her head out of the fake window and was like “I can’t talk right now”
legalmexican: juilan:I saw the beginning and was like “what the fuck” and then I scrolled and was like “what the fuck” this is honestly too much
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