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apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
naughtyvixens: I like it and I do what I like, And then you do what I like, And you like it ill have some new porn for you kids tomorrow, i promise but for now i’m bringing this back because i still rly like it and i want it on my blog again :v
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
moghedien: moghedien: I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male! *my uterus hits the self destruct button
paperlune: I read a really cool and awesome fanfiction written by donniedont on ao3. It’s called we are the same blood and was inspired by splitbrick’s headcanon where Armin is ftm. I really like the idea a lot and before I knew it I was doodling
davidtennantontwitter: David Tennant Daily Photo!An unusual photo of David today
jessajohansson: so when ned and catelyn were reunited after robert’s rebellion she was like “i have a surprise for you… it’s a baby!” and ned pulled jon out and was like “no way! me too! crazy right”
ancestor: My mom told me one time she was on acid and this guy came over and tried to talk to her and she thought she was in a car so she started cranking the window down and leaned her head out of the fake window and was like “I can’t talk right
stevencrewniverse:JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!“Open Book” written and storyboarded by Hilary Florido and Katie Mitroff airs TODAY at 5PMNEW TIME! 5 PM! CHANGE YOUR PLANS ACCORDINGLY!
There was a “Birthstones” category on Jeopardy! today and my little sister was so excited. She was like “we’re going to love this category!” and hi-fived me after all the ones that were SU Gems
My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s
juilan: I saw the beginning and was like “what the fuck” and then I scrolled and was like “what the fuck”
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
soravagemecrazy: Terrible Shit I popped a 15mg oxy and was no good for 36 hours, if you can pop xans and oxys like candy you have serious issues.
condorn: Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like “ you arent
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
alexmordamn: my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother
condorn: Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent
odins-one-eyed-fuck: beansarevil: faygo-fuckyourself: faygo-fuckyourself: i ran to my class today in heels (they’re small, like an inch and a half at most) and this guy was spray painting something for art and i sprinted past him and was like “THAT
fartgallery: These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes. The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with me and one of my roommates asked “oh did you guys have a party?” I was like “no those are…mine” And she was like “oh I see, your travel package”
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
faygo-fuckyourself: faygo-fuckyourself: i ran to my class today in heels (they’re small, like an inch and a half at most) and this guy was spray painting something for art and i sprinted past him and was like “THAT LOOKS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
bronte-saurous: fartgallery: These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes. The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like
hiddlesnatural:alittleworldofimagination:alittleworldofimagination:castiel-knight-of-hell:strengthcas:Okay, but what if Kevin came back to SPN and he was like this… holy fuck.what if he came back as a demon and was like this D ONT PUT IDEAS LIKE THAT
gridlive: phoneticmeow: One year in gym there was a furry in my class and one day he came up to me and was like “you’re on your period” and I’m like “what the fuck how did you know” he just looks at me and says “wolves can sense it”
I FUCKING LEFT THE BAR AND WAS LIKE OKAY STEWART BE HOME IN 15 MINUTES AND HE WAS LIKE OKAY AND I FUCKING GET HOME AND HE FELL ASLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
wearetheloneliestofmen: Last night at 3:00 am one of the boys I used to date messaged me and was like “I still think about you” and “I wish we could try again” and all of that typical stuff and I was just like “:|”
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
just read a thing on buzzfeed (I know) about old scene kids and what they look like now and there was a girl named hilary haywire and I swear thats @mycherrycrush or maybe im crazy but I saw that and was like !!!!
t-ardigrades: cutebrows: adrianianam: I dunno where this narrative of CN getting mad at Sugar over putting LGBT stuff into the show and Sugar sneakily pushing it by in spite of them comes from. Like, you all know there’s not a single minute of footage
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
xekstrin: infamousr: Alright, some of ya’ll don’t understand Symmetra’s primary weapon and maybe you’re underestimating how deadly she is, so let me lay it down for you: Symmetra’s Primary Fire starts at a low-low 3DPR (damage per round) the
chaobunny: These two amazing people made giant Raava and Vaatu props/kites and when I first saw them I was dressed as Raava and was like, “IT’S ME!!” =D Naturally I had to get a photo. Later I saw them flying Raava and Vaatu like kites outside
