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She read the passage again. She found it was one of the most arousing of the hidden book her husband had carefully highlighted and probably read many times. “I was in the hallway, standing by my bedroom and feeling like I was in outer space. I’d just
T was the hot cheerleader at our school. I would honestly daydream about her in the halls when I’d see her, of the things I wanted to do to her, even while she was dating her ex. I’d be lying if this wasn’t, and still isn’t one of those deranged
linnealurks: doctorwho247: 10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler! can I passively aggressively point out the way the shot is set up to
This shirt usually hides Reshiram, but it looks like he’s pokin out a bit now. Also I got this shirt from NYC during the Black/White launch. :u
I actually just started getting a ton of Tweets saying, ‘Oh, Sophie, they’re recasting Jean Grey as a young 18-year-old,’ and people just telling me to audition, so I emailed my agent and was like, ‘What’s going on with this?’ She was like,
I keep having such awful dreams wtf. When I woke up this morning I was so scared I couldn’t move
myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount
I was talking to my ex girlfriend in my head just now and I said “Crys I miss you bud..” and I stopped myself and was like WOW, I was about to call her buddy instead of baby. That’s different. It’s a good thing cuz she ain’t
dailyparksnrec: “I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…” “Fine.”
slimes-on-you: meelothemanly: thequeenofcarrotflowers: reblog if yr proud of him I almost scrolled past cause it was like just a random image of a Knight frog and then I read the caption and was like “wtf I am proud of little Knight frog, I can’t
So this happened last week: Was hanging out with a boy all day, was like our 3rd or 4th time seeing each other and at one point we were snuggled up on my bed, me laying on him, was kinda rambling just a little bit. When suddenly he said, “shhhh,
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
radioirwin:i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise
cryptiboy: witchella: lancery: when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like
mermaid613: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
meelothemanly: thequeenofcarrotflowers: reblog if yr proud of him I almost scrolled past cause it was like just a random image of a Knight frog and then I read the caption and was like “wtf I am proud of little Knight frog, I can’t not reblog him
differentfacesameman: The fact that she spoke back to him in Gallifreyan surprised him, and brought a warm flutter in his chest. His arms tightened around her, almost like they were trying to merge into one being. It made sense that she knew it
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
Sitting here watching Indiana Jones and realizing that when I watched this movie for the first time, which was probably when I was like eight or something, I had no idea that it was happening, but all my sexual preferences were formed. Indy is an older,
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
positivityandpaperstars: official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around
little-smartass: whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just
itsbetterthananal: when did we even first discover the concept of glasses like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS
josheeta: oh and i was in barnes and nobles today and my sister picked up 50 shades of grey and was like in all seriousness what is the book about and i said tori it is an erotic novel and middle aged women who can’t get laid masturbate to it and this
dailyparksnrec: “I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…”“Fine.”
tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was fake too. this
bongfucker: plop-alot: bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
muckkles:working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
sewerfight:my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t
miss-nerdgasmz: itsbetterthananal: when did we even first discover the concept of glasses like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
danisontnonfire: aww-phan: I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good”
franeridart: I had someone asking for akaken and someone else asking for a double date and I just !!!!!!! yeah why the hell not
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
senpai-noticed-you-and-he:frostbackscat: with-a-k: tremblelittle-liongirl: samkerouac: Prometheus (2012) He looks like handsome squidward. I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T EVEN SAY THINGS For a second I thought that was Voldemort and was like
sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that
