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Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
mouzekat89: acidmist: lookinq: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool wtf omg so cool I wanna see it on my blog I feel like I just
radioirwin:i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise
itsbetterthananal: when did we even first discover the concept of glasses like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS
starwake: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD OMG I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND WAS LIKE “wut
lancery: suave-svav: lancery: when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like
cryptiboy: witchella: lancery: when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like
gluten-free-pussy: gluten-free-pussy: Last night I dreamt that Cardi B was engaged to Bill O’Reily and literally no one else was bothered by this except me so I went on all the late night talk shows and was like “WHY IS THIS OKAY?” And Time Magazine
pastel-biatchs: some girl was like to my friend earlier: “Omg you’re so pretty, you can be a model” and then she turns to me and was like “you’re alright” ok????? oK?????????? OK??????
danisontnonfire: aww-phan: I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good”
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
legalmexican: I took a nap earlier and I woke up thinking it was a school day and that I was late then I saw my parents in the living room and was like “the fuck you doing here”
idolomantises:idolomantises:I was watching Komi San with my sibling a few months ago and I’m surprised nobody ever talks about a character who’s running gag is that she’s chubby and everyone calls her fat but she looks like this:It reminds me of
slothblog: when I was way younger my teacher brought up saddam hussein in class and I asked her who that is and she gave me such a shocked look and was like “out of everyone i would have thought that you would know” I was a child. A grown woman
senpai-noticed-you-and-he: frostbackscat: with-a-k: tremblelittle-liongirl: samkerouac: Prometheus (2012) He looks like handsome squidward. I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T EVEN SAY THINGS For a second I thought that was Voldemort and was like
positivityandpaperstars: official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around
muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount
bingtoolbar: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
abrynne: chloealexandra124: My brother and I were watching supernatural when I turned to him and was like, you kinda look like Timmy. DUDE! I thought that WAS him until I read the comment.
She was actually at my house the other day. We were sitting by the fire and I was talking about relationships and business in my life. She just kind of looked at me and was like, ‘Selena, if you’re the smartest person in the room, I think you’re
dannykelly:“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman.
arianagrandre: Everyone around here heard it and was like, “It’s a cool record, but you know it’s not going to be on the radio, right?” And I was like, “Yeah. I told [record executive] Jimmy [Iovine] when I signed, ‘If you want to sign me,
positivityandpaperstars: official-2014: In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around
radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise
meelothemanly: thequeenofcarrotflowers: reblog if yr proud of him I almost scrolled past cause it was like just a random image of a Knight frog and then I read the caption and was like “wtf I am proud of little Knight frog, I can’t not reblog him
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jolieing: “There was one day where I managed to slightly mischievously steal Captain America’s shield and Thor’s hammer. I was parading around the subterranean tunnel with the shield – and one of the producers saw me and was like, ‘What are
my Mom just saw the signature (that still hasn’t fucking washed off wtf) on my lower back from the drummer of The Dahus and was like “shmehhh what’s that?!!" I panicked and was like "MY FRIEND DREW IT WHEN WE WERE BORED WHILE
i was looking for my pj top and i found it and picked it up and there was a cheeto bag under it
sluty-anal-wife: Hi hubby I wants expecting you home. Don’t look so surprised you know what I like and was like well before you married me. So sit over there and watch me me get fucked by these three guys. And don’t act like you don’t like it.
I think the only thing ive ever like copied was from a hella long time ago for the family of love blog when i could NOT figure out what to do for a background and then i saw a cover for one of the comics and was like ‘oh thats perfect for this ask’
I played against a persons whose battle tag was ‘symmetra’ so of course I’m like eyyyyyy they gonna play as Symmetra how clever but NO, they played as Torbjorn, do u understand hOW UPSET I WAS
rupphiiire: @jen-iii ’s art makes a good phone background yall! a+ 11/10! … yes I cropped it lol
jen-iii:There was this woman walking in my college campus wearing a bright blue dress and some white heels and she was already looking fabulous but HOL y fuckin G shit she had these BICEPS THAT WOULD CRACK A WALNUT AND I CPULD PROBABLY PUT A SHOTGLASS
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
remholder:remholder:im so used to giving…and now i get to receive
in tomodachi life when two characters are dating/married sometimes the option to hear them blab about their sweetheart comes up. if you choose to listen they start talking about how wonderful they think they are and they end up talking so mu cH the game
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