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Grandpa Yamada suggested to Nozomo that they could have sex together and she was like “don’t act like you’re even able to fuck me, you old geezer” and sticked her tongue out at him. But the tricky grandpa took advantage of that situation and
ronikat:Shopping at the mall with friends :p some random guy walked in on me while i was like this, guess the lock didnt work…i just stared at him and was like “this rooms occupied” lolz Very handsome
I was idly doodling that cute kitty lingerie after complaining that I don’t have the monies to get it becauseimpmsingandiminashittyartblockwtfWhen @kittyklawz was like “Oh hey I’m going to send you the monies as an early birthday present HERE YOU
hatelyn:I posted these yesterday but deleted them and then I was looking at them again today and was like fuck I look cute people need to see this so here we are now and I am posting these once again She is cute as fuck
I feel like I'm the only person my age who watches Mork and Mindy.
m0dette: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool omg, this is the best!
i would try to have john say something funnier but i basically had NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ANYONE WAS SAYING for like 82% of that movie crazylipgloss: I found this lovely picture of John in his army outfit, and was wondering if you’d be interested
acidmist: lookinq: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool wtf omg so cool I wanna see it on my blog
bassical: purfuct: mouzekat89: acidmist: lookinq: hauty: holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool wtf omg so cool I wanna see it on my blog
First I was like *.* Then I noticed the glasses and was like XD
filthywetslut: Wow I don’t even remember posting this. I looked at it was like “Fuck, that’s hot, I wish I’d posted that.” Then I looked at it closer and was like “Oh…I did.” “I’d love to fuck a man in a suit while a room full of
Robbie set down his backpack and walked over to his crush Sandra. He was trembling a little, and Sandra couldn’t help but smile at him, he looked so cute when he was nervous and scared, like a little boy. Sandra bit her bottom lip, she smiled at him
I suddenly remember at times that Topaz exists and is like, literally what i would look like as a gem and it makes me happy
skater110599: wizardpunk: i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever
I was trying to be a little slut with my bf and sent him a picture of my makeup all fucked up to insinuate that I want him to fuck my face, but he thought I was crying and was genuinely concerned. lol he’s such an angel
omoaro: Omovember day 1: Desperate in a vehicle Well. He was desperate and he’s on a vehicle, but you know how it goes. He was going too fast and couldn’t wait for a rest stop
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You
OMG I saw this and was like “ah!! I remember this from that book I read when I was little!!" And then I realized I was so corrupted as a child…. O.o
k1mkardashian: lol my god I’m so nosy. the person sitting next to me is texting someone named vince and was like “are you coming today” “I’d like to see you” but went back and added “lol” in front of it and I’m just like okay yas keep
bepeu: thrillerpark: my senior year of high school i worked in the referral office and a girl came in one day and was like ‘uhh i got a referral’ so i had to ask her what for and she told me it was for her necklace and i told her if she’d let me
gordon-pint:gordon-pint:I’M SCREAMKNGI was just at the dispensary waiting in a really long line and not paying attention AT ALL and not thinking about my lesbian flag shoelaces and some girl who I presumed to be a freak walked up and was like I
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
kotetsu-san: “You don’t know anything about him! Never talk like that about him! I’ve never met any other person like Fire, who is strong like a man but also warm and gentle like a woman. There isn’t a more wonderful person than he is!”
burntlikethesun: Well, when I was a little boy, we used to live in a house that was perched halfway up the top of a mountain. And behind our house, there sat under a tree an old man, a hermit, a monk. He’d lived under this tree for half his lifetime,
blue-star-above-me: I don’t think a lot of younger Tumblr users understand what life during the anime boom was like in 1999-2007. How accessible anime was at the time. It was fucking everywhere. It wasn’t even a niche, literally everyone was into
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets? because they’re great full album here i can’t believe
queermaddscientist:Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for youNo but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like.
we were watching some show and they used the phrase “hidden gem” and my little sister gasped dramatically and shook my arm.
sattelite-of-love: chucky 1.08
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
silverie-stitches: lusoric: gallowscalibratorh3h3: ……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED
there are friends in each class of mine that love atla/Lok and we talk about it everyday in class AND they even ship korrasami life is good
sarahfromwomensstudies: have i ever made a post about that one time i was ten and washing my hands in the school bathroom and this girl i had never even seen before came up to me and was like “i heard you were a lesbian” and i had to ask what a
kaijuno:Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m… sorry???”
redskinmccree: I got queued w this random 3 stack of teenage boys earlier in OW and this one dude was playing Winston and was like “I’m about to do an xqc play!” So I just snarked “so ur gonna jump in alone and repeatedly feed” And his only
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
I was celebrating my one year with Brooklyn and I couldn’t find any money so I asked my dad to borrow his card to get some breakfast and he said yes then later he called me down and was like sorry I need that back to go grocery shopping and I said
vaporstrike: wizardpunk: wizardpunk: i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle
fuckingflorida: skater110599: wizardpunk: i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle
flawlessgentlemen: You know how you hear of those models who go, ‘Oh yeah, I was in the middle of a modeling contract and, it was such a shock, someone saw me’? I had a tape for Chakrabarti so my agent kind of called me up and was like, ‘There’s
lokis-army-at-221b: wingsofjusice: youknowwhat-kissme-cas: lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely
shampood: my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed” and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO
yesterday after my pole class darfin picked me up and was very happy and touchy and said I looked really good in in my workout clothes and long story short he fucked me in the bathroom and hasnt stopped talking about it since
so who was in the fandom when [S] Roxy : Sleepwalk happened and we squealed about Nepeta and Karkat together in the distance but then a few minutes later Hussie edited the flash and made them dead
im sure some of you guys who were here remember that incident, i once reblogged a Sylveon gif and i got an anon telling me to tag it and any and all Sylveon posts and i was like ???? unfollow me, and they threw a fit in my askbox saying they hate Sylveon
I hadn’t had an anxiety attack in a long time. But I’ve been so paranoid and anxious lately that tonight I kind of lost it. My chest was tight and I needed to cry and I felt so dizzy. I tried to keep it in but I couldn’t forever. I stuff
honeybloomr:If you feel like uhhh report @sattanx for stealing my pic that would be neat-o. was tagged on one that was reposted this morning, called them out and was blocked 🙇♀️ @sattanx
jen-iii: So Brutaak got a sick ass face tattoo last session because she found Ink from an underwater yuan ti temple and was like ‘dope’ but she was told that the ink was made for cold blooded creatures and would probably have a different ‘reaction’
upset with my computer so i drew kawaiis so what i was going for here is that luka and miku are strangers and they happen to pass by on the street and luka notices her and is like “oh hey there lil mama u lookin’ FINE” and then miku
theres this kids show on right now (olivia hAHA) and her and this girl in her class act exactly like ruby and weiss i am ju st
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
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