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bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
skeptic-toaster:“I wanna pose with it like a guitar player”“Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-““Trust me”
just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
cuntakinte: I’m gonna go take a nice bath with my toaster
typac: whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
Robert Forstemann - Proving that he has enough power to power up a toaster in that video.
studiohire-photographic: WR Studio East London Wide range of equipment available. • 900 sq/ft working area • Infinity cove 4 metres wide • Colorama 2.72m wide • Kitchen Area • Microwave, kettle, toaster and fridge • Lounge/Waiting area,
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
feecola: foulmilk: sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent I’m v proud of him omg that moment he’s preparing to jump
himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
yes-i-am-a-toaster:adulthoodisokay:iarethelumen:some day ill be able to post this on thursday it’s out of touch thursday it’s out of touch thursday
himeno-ran:exilerose-deactivated20220711:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuckdon’t need
I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
I just stood in front of the toaster for 10 mins waiting for my toast to pop up when I hadn’t even put any bread in and I’m not even high explain me THAT Science !!
sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent
sixpenceee:On October 3, 1849, Edgar Allan Poe was found delirious and in distress on the streets of Baltimore. He died 4 days later on October 7. Adding to the mystery of Poe’s death, a visitor affectionately known as the Poe Toaster paid homage to
I feel like the toaster is an undervalued piece of equipment. It deserves it's own public holiday or something.
tulililli: katkayes: fuckyeahdekutree: ok so i tried to do this AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc
rhinocio: More iScribble junk, featuring the hit drama You Killed The Toaster with special guest Jen-iii.
johndothewindything: he took the entire fucking toaster
valociraptic-toaster reblogged your post: ghostnip: deliverusfromsburb: Last Halloween… block so I’m not the only one who cant connect. Not even on wifi. no one can! MSPA’s server is down because the building hosting it got flooded sdfj
hempest: sexponents: MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO make a text post
warpstar: just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
Nice Toaster ;-)
professorsmarticus replied to your post: w300 replied to your post: How about sound as a… Thomas changed to look like a toaster and Guy became a lamp thingy.
cheshireinthemiddle: dreamworkstrollsfangirl: flyawaymax: mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what the fuck
spazzattackz13: wooden-toaster: This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen poor little puppy…
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raikissu: mr-alex-s: tsyolin: wooden-toaster: generalmumble: hepl Ow my sides. Reblogging because Glaze reblogging because Mumble. I chuckled. I..don’t even know what I just watched. O.@
owlygem: femgie-flames: hetaliacentral: turtlesteff: tumbloler: troller-toaster: timelordy-teganbreann: peniseslovemisha: positivelypeculiar: autisticpsychopath: That’s actually a theory incorporated into M-theory (string theory) Sorry, I
mazerly replied to your post: mazerly replied to your post: oh my goffgsfhsfhs… Merrill is the Brave Little Toaster, it is her oh man indeed i am proud
anearbyanimal: I drew a blep face i thought was cute so i made a bunch of ocs and ripped on them because why not. OCs featured from : @codras @shinonsfw @rarityismywaifu-arts @zippysqrl @livinthelife0friley @mcsweezy @nukepone @wenni @the-witty-toaster
mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what the fuck
therandomninjakitty: Genos is a clingy toaster
sixpenceee: On October 3, 1849, Edgar Allan Poe was found delirious and in distress on the streets of Baltimore. He died 4 days later on October 7. Adding to the mystery of Poe’s death, a visitor affectionately known as the Poe Toaster paid homage
mousegirldick:kikat1995:This screenshot was taken in a toaster
itsnotareligion: sleeponacloud: hiphopsoul-jalen: latestbutgreatest: melanin-king: river-temz: ryeloaf: bootyhoekage: ryeloaf: hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: lmao epic I don’t get it. shes a crack head tryna steal his toaster for money Ohhhhh.
lilacmeadow: ALL I WANT IS AVOCADO ON TOAST BUT I HAVE NO TOASTER Heat up the bread in a frying pan :)
captain-toaster: naked-yogi: Here’s a wild notion! Consent is not consent when you pressure someone into saying “yes.” Consent is not consent when someone agrees to something solely because you won’t stop bothering them about it. Consent is
dextalks: “You know your girlfriend is from Florida when her past Google search includes TOASTER OVEN cornbread.” Bea about bea but cornbread is so yummy
katskinx: goodlilbirdy: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
