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bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
hempest: sexponents: MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO make a text post
sft425: sub-maureen: no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan @anaisalicious
sft425: unsurpassedtravesty: raptorific: Was she just waiting in the toaster until one of them set her up with a good opening line? It’s what I’d do. @anaisalicious
I feel like an idiot douche for trying it, but I did the whole “turn your toaster sideways and get a grilled cheese sandwich!” and that fucker started smoking!!! lmaooo I’m just gonna slowly starve to death and watch videos uploaded
dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
ronniejayyy: thelilnan: toaster-time-machine: Organized desktop this is beautiful 👌😂
i dunno he seems pretty happy about that toaster
homugi: kimkilwhan: homugi: kimkilwhan: my toaster broke HOW ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR CAMERA with the other piece of toast ??????????????????!!!?????
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
dennys: thegrandslams: Pancake is stuck in a toaster again. So, naturally instead of lending a hand, Bacon filmed it and posted the footage online. oh pancake
legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
fellowteen: when your toaster strudel has too much icing
wooden-toaster: This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen
foodsforus: Homemade Toaster Strudels
hrsst:Key Visual Design & Art Direction for BALMUDA The Toaster.
just-shower-thoughts: Who the hell uses the darkest setting on the toaster?
Reblog if you have the sex appeal of a toaster.
I’m immensely sad that the 5th of February, the day I come back home from CA, I could instead be seeing the Toasters in Santa Cruz. I kind of super wish I would have made my trip longer than a week.
19b4a13: clearlyconfounded: f-doesnt-stand-for-french: flyawaymax: mako-symptoms: damianmcgintleman: everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven? what
sub-maureen: no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan
semiotickitten: apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T
typac: whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
atlasalpha: uss-special: scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!!
sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent
jankybones: jankybones: “So Bone what’s the AU of the week?” damn idfk um lemme see *throws dart at wall* The brave little toaster it is Just to complete the fantasy
squidbles: jankybones: jankybones: “So Bone what’s the AU of the week?” damn idfk um lemme see *throws dart at wall* The brave little toaster it is Just to complete the fantasy Everything you wanted and more.
cat-saavy: Sketch request From another site: Peridot being scared by a toaster
discount-supervillain:behold, a portable toaster
lavalamp-of-epicness: I CAN FINALLY SLEEP TONIGHT KNOWING THAT THIS IS DONE. To explain, “The Brave Little Toaster” is one of my all time favorite animated movies and I really respect it for what it manages to accomplish. Everything about this
threedogs-toaster: some shit the Courier says
grumpyfaceblog: rhoxpi: dorito and loaf Nice!! Great work with this! We were hoping people would like Peri’s toaster cannon, btw :)
ride6artblog: HAT BOT-LER!!!!!((I LOVE HOW HE’S JUST. A TOASTER. AND A BOMB.))
fapolicious: your friendly neighborhood toaster strudels
9gag: This kid was a toaster for Halloween
one toaster strudel isn’t enough but two is too many somebody help
in my house we have the toaster oven on top of the microwave, two totally difference appliances my grandma lives with us, and has pretty bad dementia i was just sitting in my room when i heard the microwave buttons being pressed over and over and over
thegroovygatsby: my name is zak bagans i never believed in toast until i ate it for breakfast so i set out on a quest to recreate what i once ate without burning it with no fancy toaster oven sitting on the counter i am joined only by my chipped plate
becomingwonder-woman: sleepylittlesmoke: toolers: Look at this brave little toaster Talent Oh my goooddddddd
alexxcroft: My temper can go from annoyed to I’ll drop a toaster whilst you’re in the bath in about 0.10 seconds.
polar-toaster-philosopher: Bud tenders in the shops
kloudzzz: writhe: imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day….. @maialenmartinez23 can’t wait for this
writhe: imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..
did-you-kno: If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm. Source
cubanita-cutie: newyrker: wooden-toaster: This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen I’m crying this is how it feels to be short
wooden-toaster: Absolutely sick bust I nabbed from SqueedgeMonster Tumblr: http://squeedgeart.tumblr.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/squeedgemonster DeviantArt: http://squeedgemonster.deviantart.com
dynastylnoire: sounddesignerjeans: strangelypensieve: trouserweasel: trouserweasel: LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED it looks like toast jail They’ve been taken into crustody… bad
wooden-toaster: Our cute, fat baby Tegu
wooden-toaster: fernandabarrera: Khanivore: Cutest beastie in the pit. Love Death and Robots episode 1, “Sonnie’s Edge”. I haven’t had this big of a monster crush since Otachi
If ur mean to animals I hope every toaster strudel you ever eat ever again isn’t baked all the way thru and you feel that disappointment and cold middle strudel for the rest of ur sad life
